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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4365 on: December 01, 2014, 01:33:32 PM »
Mama always said: slow is as slow does.











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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4366 on: December 01, 2014, 01:40:53 PM »
Banned so i dont have to work

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4367 on: December 01, 2014, 03:20:46 PM »
There are two guarantees in life.  Death and bans.

Wait, no, three.  Taxes.

So get to work, then ban yourself.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4368 on: December 01, 2014, 03:22:58 PM »
Banned for using more than ten syllables.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4369 on: December 01, 2014, 03:26:07 PM »
If you were to ban,
I think it'd be so common
To not know haiku.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4370 on: December 01, 2014, 03:43:04 PM »
If you were to ban,
I think it'd be so common
To not know haiku.

Banned because I can't turn "it'd" into one syllable.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4371 on: December 01, 2014, 03:46:08 PM »
If you were to ban,
I think it'd be so common
To not know haiku.

Banned because I can't turn "it'd" into one syllable.

Banned for not struggling towards a monosyllabic existence.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4372 on: December 01, 2014, 05:00:33 PM »
Deep in Egypt
Amidst the sand
Wanders hecma
Shamed and banned

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4373 on: December 01, 2014, 05:14:45 PM »
Banned for one less syllable in the last line.
Vain existence can never exist, for "unless the LORD builds the house, the builders labor in vain." (Psalm 127)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4374 on: December 01, 2014, 06:05:44 PM »
Banned for insisting on sticking to rules and proprieties! I shun such things! I even revel in bad poetry just to stick it to those people who insist that poetry should be good! Nyah!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4375 on: December 01, 2014, 06:19:51 PM »
I shun thee for thou art banished.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4376 on: December 01, 2014, 07:12:56 PM »
Banned for banishing his art, it comes from the heart.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4377 on: December 02, 2014, 01:00:02 PM »
The more you eat the more you're banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4378 on: December 02, 2014, 05:53:41 PM »
Banned for condemning thy daily bread.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4379 on: December 02, 2014, 06:01:08 PM »
Banned for protesting non-GMO bread.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4380 on: December 02, 2014, 06:07:11 PM »
For your overenthusiam in banning people, God requires that you take some time away. As part of your penance you must say the following prayer 7 times, with a prostration each time, and do this 7 times a day, and continue this for 7 weeks...

Blessed art thou, O God, teach me thy bannable offenses,
Blessed art thou, O holy one, make me to understand thy bannable offenses,
Blessed art thou, O mighty one, guide me understanding of thy bannable offenses,
For thou are the one who banned,
And who bans,
And who will ban,
Unto the ages of ages, amen!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4381 on: December 02, 2014, 06:09:32 PM »
Banned for attempting to dole out penances.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4382 on: December 02, 2014, 06:10:45 PM »
Banned for being the pineapple of penance.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4383 on: December 02, 2014, 06:25:36 PM »
Banned for jailbreaking penances.
Vain existence can never exist, for "unless the LORD builds the house, the builders labor in vain." (Psalm 127)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4384 on: December 02, 2014, 06:33:39 PM »
Banned for doling out sentences.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4385 on: December 02, 2014, 06:55:34 PM »
Banned for dolling up sentences.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4386 on: December 02, 2014, 07:01:26 PM »
Banned for beating up raggedy-ann.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4387 on: December 02, 2014, 07:32:35 PM »
Banned for making me think of Ayn Rand.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4388 on: December 03, 2014, 09:57:40 AM »
Banned for making me think of Ayn Rand.

Banned because who is Ayn Rand?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4389 on: December 03, 2014, 12:02:15 PM »
Banned for objective ignorance.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4390 on: December 03, 2014, 12:03:29 PM »
Banned for objecting ignorance.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4391 on: December 03, 2014, 12:17:12 PM »
Objection overruled!  Banned!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4392 on: December 03, 2014, 12:25:28 PM »
Your dishonor, I'd like to bench the approach and have counsel banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4393 on: December 03, 2014, 12:29:49 PM »
Deflection detection! Enable selection! Complete reflection! Finish election!  Report predilection!

"hecma925 banned!"

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4394 on: December 03, 2014, 01:04:07 PM »
False banishments are for false witnesses.  Commandment banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4395 on: December 03, 2014, 02:42:57 PM »
Mr. Speaker, I would like to give the reminder of my time to the gentleman preceding me for a banishment.

Speaker:  Recognized and banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4396 on: December 03, 2014, 02:51:31 PM »
Mr. Speaker, I would like to give the reminder of my time to the gentleman preceding me for a banishment.

Speaker:  Recognized and banned!

Banned for a typographical error. I believe you meant "remainder," not "reminder."
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4397 on: December 03, 2014, 03:05:06 PM »
Banned for correcting my alleged mistakes...alleged  :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4398 on: December 03, 2014, 03:14:57 PM »
Court reporter, please read back what Mr. Minasoliman said.

Stenographer:  Quote,
Mr. Speaker, I would like to give the reminder of my time to the gentleman preceding me for a banishment.
  End quote.

Thank you.  The record stands and it will not be stricken.  You are banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4399 on: December 03, 2014, 03:17:18 PM »
Court reporter, please read back what Mr. Minasoliman said.

Stenographer:  Quote,
Mr. Speaker, I would like to give the reminder of my time to the gentleman preceding me for a banishment.
  End quote.

Thank you.  The record stands and it will not be stricken.  You are banned.

Banned for impersonating a court stenographer.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4400 on: December 03, 2014, 03:18:40 PM »
Worm your honor, the defendant stands accused of showing feelings, showing feelings of an almost human nature.

This will not do!

Banned to the land of misfit toys.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4401 on: December 03, 2014, 03:19:24 PM »
Banned for not recognizing a judge addressing the court reporter.

EDIT:  BLAST IT.  YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER!  BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4402 on: December 03, 2014, 03:31:40 PM »
Banned for not recognizing a judge addressing the court reporter.

EDIT:  BLAST IT.  YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER!  BANNED!

Banned for impersonating a judge!  :police:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4403 on: December 03, 2014, 03:47:13 PM »
Banned for accusing a judge of impersonations without any corroborating comedians.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4404 on: December 03, 2014, 03:54:44 PM »
"Judge Sinful Hypocrite lest you be judged. Ban him. Shove a plank in his eye, to give yourself a laugh and make yourself forget about the speck in your own eye. If a user offend thee, cut them off, for it is better to post on oc.net happy than miserable. If a man hit you on the left cheek, hit him back... with a ban. Many will say, 'Justin, did we not already ban you?' and I will answer them: 'I never knew your ban for it was of no effect, coming as it did from the Prince of liars.'"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4405 on: December 03, 2014, 03:58:50 PM »
Bannings to thee, O Justin, bannings to thee.
God bless!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4406 on: December 03, 2014, 06:57:21 PM »
Biblical bannings unto the seventh generation.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4407 on: December 03, 2014, 10:28:07 PM »
Our hecma, who art in oc.net, banned be thy name.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4408 on: December 03, 2014, 11:37:12 PM »
If I whet my glittering ban, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to minasoliman, and will reward them that ban me.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4409 on: December 04, 2014, 12:41:47 AM »
Thy postings come, thy ban be done, on hecma as it is in 925.
Vain existence can never exist, for "unless the LORD builds the house, the builders labor in vain." (Psalm 127)

If the faith is unchanged and rock solid, then the gates of Hades never prevailed in the end.