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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4320 on: November 24, 2014, 12:39:31 PM »
Banned for rocking the cow's barn.

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Rockin' the cow’s barn
Rock the cow’s barn
The sharif don't like it
Rockin' the cow’s barn
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« Reply #4321 on: November 24, 2014, 01:52:52 PM »
Banned because it's Istanbul.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4322 on: November 24, 2014, 02:14:37 PM »
Bull needs no one to stand by him. By order of the court... banned!


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« Reply #4323 on: November 24, 2014, 02:23:49 PM »
Banned for glaring.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4324 on: November 24, 2014, 04:23:33 PM »
Banned for glaring bull and not sitting bull.  Maybe just plain, old fashioned bull...
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4325 on: November 24, 2014, 04:25:00 PM »
Bull don't amount to a hill of beans, which, as you know, is a magical fruit.  The more you eat, the more you BAN.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4326 on: November 24, 2014, 06:18:09 PM »
Do bulls eat beans?, maybe sitting bull or even the chicago bulls. How about bears, do they all crap in the woods? Not if they are polar bears!

You are Banned because I am full of beans from dinner last night.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4327 on: November 24, 2014, 06:24:22 PM »
Banned for getting clogged up.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4328 on: November 24, 2014, 06:41:28 PM »
I just sealed the breach in Dragon Age. Jelly? You ought to be if you know what's good for ya. Banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4329 on: November 24, 2014, 07:06:09 PM »
Jam is better, but I'm not in a pickle.  BANNED.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4330 on: November 24, 2014, 07:19:44 PM »
Banned for not eating pickles between your shots of vodka. You must be an American. Drink like a Russian or get out. Keep that crap out of your vodka unless you are making a Martini. I bet you put coke in your bourbon, too. And ice in your scotch.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4331 on: November 24, 2014, 09:01:42 PM »
Banned for not waxing poetic on Walmart wine.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4332 on: November 24, 2014, 09:35:27 PM »
How lucky can one guy be
I banned you before you banned me
Like the fella once said
Ain't that a kick in the head?

The forum was completely black
I banned you before you could ban back
Like the sailor said, quote
"Ain't that a hole in the boat"

My ban hammer keeps spinning
I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning
My life is gonna be beautiful

I've got sunshine enough to spread
It's just like the fella said
Now tell me my man
Would you like another ban?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4333 on: November 25, 2014, 06:08:31 PM »
Banned for spreading sunshine on ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4334 on: November 25, 2014, 08:43:40 PM »
Banned for spreading peanut butter on sunshine.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4335 on: November 26, 2014, 06:17:32 PM »
Banned for having no taste, peanut butter and mustard is a delight.
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« Reply #4336 on: November 27, 2014, 01:10:20 AM »
Together?  Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4337 on: November 27, 2014, 01:25:15 AM »
Go have yourself a BANana split and enjoy Thanksgiving somewhere other than this thread!

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« Reply #4338 on: November 27, 2014, 01:51:44 AM »
Bananas oughta split, just like you.  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4339 on: November 27, 2014, 03:50:25 PM »
You ban and .  Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4340 on: November 27, 2014, 06:06:08 PM »
Banned for being premium roasted.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4341 on: November 27, 2014, 06:24:53 PM »
B anned for a f uzzy love of a ll that is g ood and wonderful a bout this awesome f orum.

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« Reply #4342 on: November 28, 2014, 08:47:08 PM »
B anned for a f uzzy love of a ll that is g ood and wonderful a bout this awesome f orum.

Thanks for the compliment, however you are banned for not getting it together.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4343 on: November 28, 2014, 10:05:30 PM »
It's a good idea to butter your toast on the westerly-most side, as that is where Mr. Sun likes to shine hottest this time of year. Oh, and banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4344 on: November 28, 2014, 10:18:38 PM »
Banned from different forums ..  :'(
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« Reply #4345 on: November 28, 2014, 10:32:21 PM »
Banned from different forums ..  :'(

Banned for being a "revolutionary writer".
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« Reply #4346 on: November 29, 2014, 01:08:28 AM »
Banned because the revolution is now.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4347 on: November 29, 2014, 01:25:32 AM »
Banned for giving us yet another revolution that will not be televised.

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« Reply #4348 on: November 29, 2014, 01:30:32 AM »
It will not be televised, because video banned the radio star. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4349 on: November 29, 2014, 04:24:30 PM »
Banned because you're post  Buggle's the mind
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4350 on: November 29, 2014, 05:49:44 PM »
Who is Buggle and how does he own "the mind"?  BANNED.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4351 on: November 29, 2014, 06:24:57 PM »
Who is Buggle and how does he own "the mind"?  BANNED.

Banned for not knowing who and what Buggle is.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4352 on: November 29, 2014, 06:27:33 PM »
 Punch buggle banned! Safety!

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« Reply #4353 on: November 29, 2014, 07:09:51 PM »
Don't punch banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4355 on: November 30, 2014, 02:07:37 AM »
Banned for abusing the keyboard.

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« Reply #4356 on: November 30, 2014, 02:15:45 AM »
Banned for not helping a self-abuser out.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4357 on: November 30, 2014, 02:21:51 AM »
Plastic sinner! Raspberry blasphemer! Wicked tofu lover! Banned! Banned! Banned!

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« Reply #4358 on: November 30, 2014, 02:23:26 AM »
No, my friend.  I choose paper rather than plastic, you oil baron polluter!  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4359 on: November 30, 2014, 04:53:25 PM »
Banned for posting a quote from the Buggles song "Video killed the radio star"  earlier, and not knowing who wrote it, and then using paper without seeing the forest through the trees.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4360 on: November 30, 2014, 07:30:13 PM »
Banned. For Madonna told me to do so.

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« Reply #4361 on: November 30, 2014, 07:49:34 PM »
Banned for listening to demon Madonna rather than venerating the Theotokos.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4362 on: November 30, 2014, 08:08:20 PM »
I find your disdain for Madonna untoward and disturbing. Now, like Commodus, I am terribly vexed. For Shame! May your bread be stale and tasteless unto the fifth generation! Also: you are banned.

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« Reply #4363 on: November 30, 2014, 08:44:00 PM »
Banned for not bringing the cheese and meat to make a proper sandwich.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4364 on: December 01, 2014, 12:20:22 PM »
Banned for tempting him to break the fast.  Or, at least slow it.
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