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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4275 on: November 19, 2014, 03:55:41 PM »
For for encouraging this folly.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4276 on: November 19, 2014, 04:00:37 PM »
Believe what you will, but goats are got by flippant acts of vice. Ergo, bannedo, proctor gambling, finito.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4277 on: November 19, 2014, 05:55:03 PM »
Banned for having a golfing and/or goat addiction.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4278 on: November 19, 2014, 06:32:32 PM »
I am of the Samuel Clemens camp of Golf, He said, "Golf is a good walk wasted", on the other hand walking the goat will bring good things like feta cheese, so you are banned for ruining a perfectly good greek salad, you can have my anchovies.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4279 on: November 19, 2014, 06:35:43 PM »
O Everybody here is banned because of the Father Arida thread.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4280 on: November 19, 2014, 06:46:34 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4281 on: November 19, 2014, 07:36:41 PM »
Banned because of the grumpy cat.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4282 on: November 20, 2014, 01:40:07 AM »
Banned for hating animals.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4283 on: November 20, 2014, 02:20:41 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4284 on: November 20, 2014, 02:22:02 AM »
Banned for irrelevance.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4285 on: November 20, 2014, 04:43:40 PM »
He was relevant as much as this

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4286 on: November 20, 2014, 04:56:40 PM »
Banned because of *your.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4287 on: November 20, 2014, 05:03:44 PM »
Banned along with my mother in law, to English professor hell. Which, from the looks of you, you and her will enjoy it there. Watch out though, she really is an english professor .
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4288 on: November 20, 2014, 10:30:07 PM »
Banned because I am being forced to drink Diet Dr. Pepper since that is all there is. I'm going to get a drink and milkshake at McDonalds in a bit.  :P

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4289 on: November 21, 2014, 02:30:14 AM »
Banned for funding diet soda research.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4290 on: November 21, 2014, 09:27:06 AM »
Banned for your green dot

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« Reply #4291 on: November 21, 2014, 10:54:04 AM »
Banned for newbieness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4292 on: November 21, 2014, 03:20:50 PM »
Banned for noodliness. You've obviously been touched by the noodly appendage of the flying spaghetti monster. To the holy-water-showers with you, and that right quick!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4293 on: November 21, 2014, 04:46:08 PM »
Banned for noodliness. You've obviously been touched by the noodly appendage of the flying spaghetti monster. To the holy-water-showers with you, and that right quick!



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4294 on: November 21, 2014, 05:15:54 PM »
Banned for misinterpreting the Grand Wazoo.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4295 on: November 22, 2014, 01:13:03 AM »
Banned for not pulling that Reformed Egyptian out of your ears.  Or spaghetti.  Same thing.
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« Reply #4296 on: November 22, 2014, 10:49:05 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4297 on: November 22, 2014, 12:18:25 PM »
Banned for newbieness and avatarlessness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4298 on: November 22, 2014, 12:36:36 PM »
Your succinct arbitrariness of tyrannical bannification obfuscated the truism that verbose posters all laugh most delightfully when they laugh over the slain bodies of their intellectual opponents. Clearly your banning is required for the common good.
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« Reply #4299 on: November 22, 2014, 06:28:25 PM »
Your succinct arbitrariness of tyrannical bannification obfuscated the truism that verbose posters all laugh most delightfully when they laugh over the slain bodies of their intellectual opponents. Clearly your banning is required for the common good.

Banned for clearly banning when you should have been arbitrary and tyrannical.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4300 on: November 22, 2014, 06:43:20 PM »
Banned for posting at 12:36:36 PM. Two 36s in a role means you must be some sort of Freemason trying to take over the world. You control time and everything. This guy knows who you work for! I'm too politically correct to say

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4301 on: November 22, 2014, 11:05:52 PM »
Hello everyone...I was bored, so I thought I'd come here and tell someone the words they've been hoping and praying for....


"YOU'RE BANNED!!!!!!"

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« Reply #4302 on: November 22, 2014, 11:05:52 PM »
Banned for posting at 12:36:36 PM. Two 36s in a role means you must be some sort of Freemason trying to take over the world. You control time and everything. This guy knows who you work for! I'm too politically correct to say



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« Reply #4303 on: November 23, 2014, 01:20:18 AM »
Banned for not talking about them more frequently.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4304 on: November 23, 2014, 01:36:47 AM »
Banned for proposing I be anti-semitic. The Jews are not responsible for all my problems. Well my college loans, yes. Friggin usury! Seriously though that interest is no sky high.

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« Reply #4305 on: November 23, 2014, 01:38:15 AM »
Banned for equating Freemasonry with Mel Gibson.
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« Reply #4306 on: November 23, 2014, 01:39:04 AM »
Wait, hecma. You were talking about the Masons, not the Jews. Though one might argue they in the end are the same thing. Banning myself for misreading. I blame the Masons for this.



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« Reply #4307 on: November 23, 2014, 01:42:34 AM »
Banned, because it's actually the Bilderbergers' fault.
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« Reply #4308 on: November 23, 2014, 01:50:29 AM »
Banned because Arnold Schwarzenegger had a masonry business with Franco Columbu, and their work had neither fault nor crack nor imperfection of any kind. Also, I don't know if this "Bilderberger" is a German DIY hamburger-making place or what, but leave them out of it!
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« Reply #4309 on: November 23, 2014, 01:53:06 AM »
You are banned by the Hamburger Helper Hand Society.  He will demand that you put him on in a vain attempt to be like Christ.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4310 on: November 23, 2014, 03:59:24 AM »
Banned because



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4311 on: November 23, 2014, 05:04:08 AM »
Banned for not knowing that that is Reginald Righthand, mascot from the TV show Super Bouncy Bouncy Happy-Time Hour, currently airing on the Amazin Asian cable network.
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« Reply #4312 on: November 23, 2014, 05:43:41 AM »
It's not Amazin or Asian; it also happens not to be in my cable package.  Banned!
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« Reply #4313 on: November 23, 2014, 06:26:23 AM »
It's not Amazin or Asian; it also happens not to be in my cable package.  Banned!

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« Reply #4314 on: November 24, 2014, 12:29:44 AM »
Banned for believing I need one of those new-fangled Monopoly cards.
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« Reply #4315 on: November 24, 2014, 12:45:46 AM »
 Class 3 ban for disrespecting your elders!
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« Reply #4316 on: November 24, 2014, 12:46:52 AM »
Banned for having no class.
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« Reply #4317 on: November 24, 2014, 03:15:32 AM »
Band.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4318 on: November 24, 2014, 08:51:40 AM »
Band on the run

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« Reply #4319 on: November 24, 2014, 12:15:48 PM »
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