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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4050 on: October 16, 2014, 02:48:18 AM »
Banned because you can, but you may get a ticket for it. :police:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4051 on: October 16, 2014, 05:21:09 PM »
Banned because I don't need a ticket to ride.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4052 on: October 16, 2014, 06:17:26 PM »
Banned because you're not tall enough.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4053 on: October 16, 2014, 07:03:19 PM »
Banned because you don't have the quick pass ticket.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4054 on: October 16, 2014, 07:09:43 PM »
Banned for just making things up.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4055 on: October 16, 2014, 07:10:37 PM »
Banned for not having an imagination.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4056 on: October 16, 2014, 07:49:20 PM »
Banned for driving too fast.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4057 on: October 16, 2014, 08:25:30 PM »
Banned for driving on him.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4058 on: October 16, 2014, 10:23:41 PM »
Banned for driving on Rainbow Road and releasing green shells.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4059 on: October 16, 2014, 10:57:11 PM »
Cast out for careening on Colorful Way and depositing verdant carapaces.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4060 on: October 16, 2014, 11:11:50 PM »
Banned for deviating from proper Mario Kart terminology.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4061 on: October 16, 2014, 11:58:23 PM »
Banned for Nintendencies.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4062 on: October 17, 2014, 12:16:00 AM »
You think this is a GAME?  BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4063 on: October 17, 2014, 06:15:11 PM »
Banned for being a player hater.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4064 on: October 17, 2014, 06:22:35 PM »
U mad?  Banned from the Player Haters Ball.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4065 on: October 17, 2014, 06:37:20 PM »
Banned for bawling.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4066 on: October 17, 2014, 06:42:57 PM »
Banned for letting him eat his cake.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4067 on: October 17, 2014, 06:45:49 PM »
Banned because you didn't have any.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4068 on: October 17, 2014, 06:47:34 PM »
Banned for prosaicism.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4069 on: October 17, 2014, 06:48:50 PM »
Banned for seeking prose in this thread.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4070 on: October 17, 2014, 07:01:07 PM »
Banned for fraying the thread.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4071 on: October 17, 2014, 07:05:20 PM »
After you pay the tailor, you're banned forever.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4072 on: October 18, 2014, 12:19:05 PM »
After you pay the tailor, you're banned forever.

Banned until you pay the piper.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4073 on: October 18, 2014, 03:52:07 PM »
Banned for not naming a price. This would allow the piper to steal and claim that the money he took was payment.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4074 on: October 18, 2014, 05:00:28 PM »
Banned for not naming a price. This would allow the piper to steal and claim that the money he took was payment.

Banned for bartering with the piper.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4075 on: October 18, 2014, 10:56:22 PM »
Banned for banning someone for barter.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4076 on: October 19, 2014, 12:23:54 AM »
Banned for bartering someone for banning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4077 on: October 19, 2014, 12:47:20 AM »
Banned for haggling.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4078 on: October 19, 2014, 04:15:10 PM »
Banned for paying too much.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4079 on: October 19, 2014, 04:16:14 PM »
Banned for being cheap.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4080 on: October 19, 2014, 06:16:09 PM »
Banned for being cheap.

Banned because, oh, I don't know. Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4081 on: October 19, 2014, 06:29:05 PM »
Banned for idleness.  You must account for every idle ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4082 on: October 19, 2014, 10:22:56 PM »
Idling wastes gas.  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4083 on: October 19, 2014, 10:24:45 PM »
Banned for your vapors.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4084 on: October 19, 2014, 10:28:10 PM »
Too bad you can't pay for 100 octane.  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4085 on: October 20, 2014, 10:38:34 AM »
Banned because I agree with you banned the abuser of cats but want my kitty. And banned because I want wine, too. J'amore le vin. French wine tonight I think. I am going to try this $7.00 stuff! Maybe it will be decent. There is a danger in judging the quality of wine by price.

Banned because I am not a cat abuser.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4086 on: October 20, 2014, 10:38:34 AM »
Banned for preferring wine over beer.

Banned because wine is 100 times better than beer.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4087 on: October 20, 2014, 10:38:34 AM »
Banned because this wine is not merely flawed. It has a fault.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4088 on: October 20, 2014, 10:38:34 AM »
Banned for something, I'm not sure what, though.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4089 on: October 20, 2014, 12:54:49 PM »
Banned for whatever reason. I am on moderation and will try to think of a reason to ban you when I get back.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4090 on: October 20, 2014, 12:56:55 PM »
Banned because I am on moderation. But at least I am not banned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4091 on: October 20, 2014, 07:46:08 PM »
Banned because I am on moderation. But at least I am not banned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4092 on: October 21, 2014, 12:34:09 AM »
Banned for not taking a less-is-Mor approach to life.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4093 on: October 21, 2014, 08:40:26 PM »
Banned for needing Mor from less.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4094 on: October 22, 2014, 12:24:15 AM »
But wait!  There's Mor!


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