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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4005 on: October 12, 2014, 01:55:25 AM »
Banned because I like to think I'm more like Horace
who calls out folly in verse but with gentleness
not the profanity of Catullus although
     I would not mind bad words on some here.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4006 on: October 12, 2014, 02:37:36 PM »
High atop your squeaky horseless wain
the stench of error hast thou sadly fanned;
to redirect your steps aright I'd fain,
and so, my lark, my lass, you have been banned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4007 on: October 12, 2014, 02:52:00 PM »
Rather clever is your little poem there
Tell me are you a man or lady fair.
If the latter show me your picture, please:
I am sick with lady-loving disease.
But if a man or if you are a hag
and the skin upon your old bones does sag
or if you are just not pretty then go!
Our forum does wish such scum to know.
But remember if you are young and a pretty lass
Ride back here soon like Jesus on the ass.
It is fit that such a goddess should ride
If Jesus did such lowliness abide.
For I shall love you and you shall worship.
And then I should kiss you upon your lip.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4008 on: October 12, 2014, 04:21:55 PM »
Mayhap with me thou shalt thy parts entwine,
My grammar and my prose doth thee ensnare;
A poorly match and I’ll not purr but whine—
a wretched couplet; one that’s hardly fair.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4009 on: October 12, 2014, 04:43:57 PM »
Mayhap with me thou shalt thy parts entwine,
My grammar and my prose doth thee ensnare;
A poorly match and I’ll not purr but whine—
a wretched couplet; one that’s hardly fair.



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4010 on: October 12, 2014, 05:24:12 PM »
Banned for an obscene avatar. Is that Casper mooning us?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4011 on: October 12, 2014, 05:44:04 PM »
Ben held a banner to ban Bonnie.
Bonnie beheld the banner Ben held that banned her.
Bonnie banned Ben and the banner she beheld he held by a bonafide bellow.
Ben banned Bonnie for banning both banners.

And so you too sir are doubly banned.
I'll take away one ban if you get the subtly at the end.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4012 on: October 12, 2014, 06:04:16 PM »
Banned for subtly versifying.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4013 on: October 12, 2014, 06:04:45 PM »
And you there! Banned for verse aversion!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4014 on: October 12, 2014, 06:24:29 PM »
You are banned I say
Unless you're hot like I said
For then you can say
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4015 on: October 12, 2014, 06:31:03 PM »
Banned for your shoddy verses.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4016 on: October 12, 2014, 06:33:23 PM »
Banned because writing about love is the only thing to write about when it comes to poetry.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4017 on: October 12, 2014, 06:34:49 PM »
Banned for not knowing about epics or satirical verse.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4018 on: October 12, 2014, 06:42:52 PM »
Banned for sartorially extravagant avatar.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4019 on: October 12, 2014, 07:00:54 PM »
Banned for an avatar lacking in extravagance.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4020 on: October 12, 2014, 07:12:01 PM »
Banned for sterile apperception.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4021 on: October 12, 2014, 07:18:23 PM »
Banned for elitist vocabularianism. :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4022 on: October 12, 2014, 08:01:00 PM »
Banned for elitist vocabularianism. :P

Banned because no one uses words with that many letters.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4023 on: October 12, 2014, 08:07:00 PM »
Banned for having a username with only four letters.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4024 on: October 12, 2014, 08:23:48 PM »
Banned because names with four letters are awesome when you had to scantron them.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4025 on: October 12, 2014, 08:37:04 PM »
Banned because names with four letters are awesome when you had to scantron them.

Banned because I miss Scantron tests and now you make me cry and I'm mad.  >:(
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4026 on: October 12, 2014, 11:51:11 PM »
Scranton?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXKafsX4foA

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4027 on: October 13, 2014, 01:10:24 AM »
Banned forever to be lost in New York.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4028 on: October 13, 2014, 05:46:45 PM »
Banned for an obscene avatar. Is that Casper mooning us?

It is like those inkblots your shrink shows you, so I guess he is mooning you.

Banned forever to be lost in New York.

Banned because all people in New York are lost.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4029 on: October 13, 2014, 06:43:34 PM »
Banned for sartorially extravagant avatar.

Banned because what does "sartorially" mean?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4030 on: October 13, 2014, 09:59:49 PM »
Banned for not looking up the definition and etymology of the word in your handy-dandy Oxford English Dictionary.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4031 on: October 13, 2014, 10:15:39 PM »
Banned for assuming that someone that uneducated has an Oxford dictionary. I doubt that he even has a Merriam-Webster, although that would be useful, and provide the definition as well.

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« Reply #4032 on: October 13, 2014, 10:18:31 PM »
Banned for assuming that someone that uneducated has an Oxford dictionary. I doubt that he even has a Merriam-Webster, although that would be useful, and provide the definition as well.

Banned for not owning multiple reference material to cross-examine and compare.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4033 on: October 14, 2014, 09:24:54 PM »
Banned for sartorially extravagant avatar.

Banned because what does "sartorially" mean?

Satirically? Ban the satrapess!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4034 on: October 14, 2014, 10:23:10 PM »
Banned because names with four letters are awesome when you had to scantron them.

Banned because I miss Scantron tests and now you make me cry and I'm mad.  >:(

Banned for hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4035 on: October 15, 2014, 11:13:53 AM »
Banned because names with four letters are awesome when you had to scantron them.

Banned because I miss Scantron tests and now you make me cry and I'm mad.  >:(

Banned for hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Banned for inciting fear in others.
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« Reply #4036 on: October 15, 2014, 11:38:55 AM »
Banned for assuming that someone that uneducated has an Oxford dictionary. I doubt that he even has a Merriam-Webster, although that would be useful, and provide the definition as well.

Banned for calling me a he. I am a she.
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« Reply #4037 on: October 15, 2014, 11:38:55 AM »
Banned because names with four letters are awesome when you had to scantron them.

Banned because I miss Scantron tests and now you make me cry and I'm mad.  >:(

Banned for hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4038 on: October 15, 2014, 02:23:02 PM »
Banned for not knowing that he traditionally can be used to refer to persons of unknown gender. Next time my posts referring you specifically will call you she.

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« Reply #4039 on: October 15, 2014, 06:24:14 PM »
Banned because a next time is never guaranteed.
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« Reply #4040 on: October 15, 2014, 07:43:09 PM »
Banned because only God knows when never is.
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« Reply #4041 on: October 15, 2014, 09:14:25 PM »
Banned because only God knows when never is.

Banned because Never Say Never Again is a James Bond movie and Bond almost spells banned!
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« Reply #4042 on: October 15, 2014, 09:28:31 PM »
Banned because almost doesn't count.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4043 on: October 15, 2014, 09:54:08 PM »
Banned for banality.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4044 on: October 15, 2014, 10:33:52 PM »
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-banned to the bone!
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« Reply #4045 on: October 15, 2014, 10:59:54 PM »
Ban to assist me in not doing homework

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« Reply #4046 on: October 15, 2014, 11:03:46 PM »
Banned because if you're already a Mathematician, why do you need to do homework?
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« Reply #4047 on: October 15, 2014, 11:50:28 PM »
Banned for not banning him for autobanning.

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« Reply #4048 on: October 16, 2014, 12:30:45 AM »
Autobanned with autotune.
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« Reply #4049 on: October 16, 2014, 02:44:32 AM »
Autobanned with autotune.

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