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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3960 on: October 08, 2014, 05:32:44 PM »
Banned because I have an albatross around my neck.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3961 on: October 08, 2014, 05:55:18 PM »
Banned because when the wine bottle gets down to half it's always half-empty, never half-full. Thus the desire to soon open another bottle is on the mind though you soon realise, unless you want to get drunk, that such does not need to happen. But half empty is always a negative. There is no positive way of looking at it. And banned if you do not think there should be one bottle of wine for two or three people. Four people cannot enjoy a bottle of wine together. Not enough. Six glasses per bottle, four people. You do the math.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3962 on: October 08, 2014, 07:13:58 PM »
Banned because you don't rule the whole world
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3963 on: October 08, 2014, 07:26:17 PM »
I found this gif of you on the internets. Banned for bad (video game) dancing!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3964 on: October 08, 2014, 07:28:42 PM »
I found this gif of you on the internets. Banned for bad (video game) dancing!



Oh...you found that..... >:( banned for pointing out my horrible dancing skills
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3965 on: October 08, 2014, 09:32:20 PM »
Banned because I don't rule the world. We, by the grace of God, do. We. You remember that when you only say "I" when speaking in first person.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3966 on: October 09, 2014, 12:23:59 AM »
Banned for multiple personalities, royalist.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3967 on: October 09, 2014, 01:10:34 AM »
Banned for a planned stand against Bunko Billy the tanned, though admittedly bland, owner of the fully-manned lemonade stand. You probably use that hand to put sand in his product and ruin that grand old brand, thereby getting him canned, all while you sit in your easy chair being fanned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3968 on: October 09, 2014, 01:31:22 AM »
 :-*-L, you are hereby banned for taking nearly an hour for your rhyming rebuttal.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3969 on: October 09, 2014, 05:25:15 AM »
Banned for not knowing why the monarch is called by "We?. It is because We are represent the people in law. And you, subject, must realise that. Until you do, We hereby declare you banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3970 on: October 09, 2014, 05:48:06 AM »
Banned for being a monarch of your own mind and invention.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3971 on: October 09, 2014, 06:25:33 AM »
You are not only banned.

Hecama935, you have been found guilty of high treason. The sentence of the court is that you be taken to the Tower of London until the time of execution when you shall be dragged on a hurdle to the place of execution where you shall be hanged until half dead. You shall then be taken down while still alive, your privy parts removed, and your internal parts taken out and burned before your eyes. Your head shall then be servered from the body and hanged on Traitor's Gate for a month and then thrown into the River Thames. Your body shall be divided into four parts and distributed through the land at OUR pleasure.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3972 on: October 09, 2014, 06:33:47 AM »
Banned for not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3973 on: October 09, 2014, 07:17:36 AM »
Banned because you schismatics don't have a Holy Office of the Inquisition and never had one. Going soft on them commies, you Ruskies!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3974 on: October 09, 2014, 04:45:58 PM »
Banned for drinking all the wine, you are the reason God had to work at the wedding.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3975 on: October 09, 2014, 09:42:59 PM »
Banned for not wanting to have a good time.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3976 on: October 10, 2014, 12:57:25 AM »
Banned because I am rather intoxicated on cheap wine. Bottle and a half. Something like that. I feel so young. For sometime vanity has caused me to weep over aging. This is like the good old days, or good young days. Something like that. Banned! I am vain. I hate aging. I hate that women age. When I think of a beloved woman aging Love comes to me and ministers to me. Aging teaches wisdom and I admit I am a fool because I love beautiful young women. 30 is the age when women go down hill. Men age like wine tough. Now I understand what Shakespeare meant in his sonnets. Alas, I am not a homosexual. Why must women grow old and wrinkled? Because God is wise and wishes to teach us the vanity of loving lovely women. You see, Petrarch learned all this when he read St. Augustine and at the top of a mountain realised the vanity of seeking things like women and mountain climbing


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3977 on: October 10, 2014, 12:58:30 AM »
Banned, Dorian Grey.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3978 on: October 10, 2014, 01:36:30 AM »
Banned! Who in the hecma is Dorian Grey? I will look it up, but stil BANNED! This really is not bad wine for its price! Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3979 on: October 10, 2014, 03:23:37 AM »
Banned for preferring wine over beer.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3980 on: October 10, 2014, 05:27:40 AM »
Banned, because bad beer is worse than bad wine.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3981 on: October 10, 2014, 07:49:31 AM »
Banned for whining

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3982 on: October 10, 2014, 07:51:37 AM »
Banned for whiny trumpeting.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3983 on: October 10, 2014, 08:20:06 AM »
Banned for being a lightweight

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3984 on: October 10, 2014, 09:52:51 AM »
Banned for being elephantine.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3985 on: October 10, 2014, 10:05:36 AM »
Banned for rhinocerride.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3986 on: October 10, 2014, 10:10:09 AM »
Or is is rhinocercide, which is to kill a rhinoceros? Banned for rhino killing AND rhinocertine, which is the what happens when you survive a rhino attack. You start acting like a rhinoceros. Can't have that sort of thing happening around here.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3987 on: October 10, 2014, 10:25:16 AM »
Banned for having Rhino fever
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3988 on: October 10, 2014, 01:20:46 PM »
Banned because the word rhinoceros made me think of a Roald Dahl book where he uses the word. Banned because every child should read Roald Dahl books because they are good dark stories with black humour like the fat aunts being smashed by the giant peach. Builds kids character to read about such things.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3989 on: October 10, 2014, 01:45:16 PM »
Banned because you need a bit of a break.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3990 on: October 10, 2014, 01:48:26 PM »
banned for saying it before I could...darnit Mina
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3991 on: October 10, 2014, 02:38:37 PM »
Banned because I don't need no stinkin break.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3992 on: October 10, 2014, 02:39:42 PM »
Banned because true kings/dukes/counts wouldn't sum up their titles to brag.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3993 on: October 10, 2014, 05:00:03 PM »
Banned for not joining the intervention.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3994 on: October 10, 2014, 05:50:05 PM »
Banned because you're a woman. Oh wait....


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3995 on: October 10, 2014, 06:42:09 PM »
Banned for having an online baby, poor kid.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3996 on: October 10, 2014, 06:45:32 PM »
Banned because you did not get the joke. Mina is a girl's name and yet Minasoliman is a guy.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3997 on: October 10, 2014, 08:31:38 PM »
Banned for having had to explain yourself.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3998 on: October 10, 2014, 09:03:38 PM »
banned for being banned by someone who has not posted here in about a year

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3999 on: October 10, 2014, 09:30:14 PM »
Banned for being named Ashman. This is an Ash man



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4000 on: October 10, 2014, 09:37:22 PM »
Get back in your pokeball....you are banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4001 on: October 11, 2014, 09:39:00 PM »
Banned for burdening poor Cinderella.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4002 on: October 11, 2014, 09:50:34 PM »
Banned for making scratch marks on the glass slippers.  It's gorilla glass, not sapphire.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4003 on: October 11, 2014, 10:32:13 PM »
Banned because the muse wanted me to go write poetry and I need to get off here.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4004 on: October 11, 2014, 10:47:10 PM »
Banned for ripping off Tom Brown's extemporaneous translation of 32nd epigram of the Roman Poet, Martial.
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