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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3915 on: October 06, 2014, 12:12:15 PM »
Banned because I am salivating as I await my lunch order
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3916 on: October 06, 2014, 02:40:50 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3917 on: October 06, 2014, 05:44:28 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3918 on: October 06, 2014, 05:47:12 PM »
Banned for not knowing French. Wait, I don't either. But I am going to get Rosetta Stone for Christmas! Then I will ban in French!

Banned because I only know how to ban in English.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3919 on: October 06, 2014, 05:47:12 PM »
Banned for having more stars than me.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3920 on: October 06, 2014, 05:51:59 PM »
Banned for wanting more stars than him :angel:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3921 on: October 06, 2014, 06:02:31 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3922 on: October 06, 2014, 06:11:30 PM »
Banned for being French? You are French, right? Or at least kind of like Napoleon? Well banned! Interit!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3923 on: October 06, 2014, 06:45:58 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3924 on: October 06, 2014, 07:08:08 PM »
Banned because I had to consult Google on how to ban in French but not for long, monsieur:



Interit, madame . Oui, tu est une femme. I'd say "vous êtes" but that is reserved for important people and beautiful women. Like: J'adore, toi, madame! J'amore toi! Vous êtes tres belle! Eventually I shall be able to write love poems en francais!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3925 on: October 06, 2014, 07:16:03 PM »
Banned for thinking the Dutchman is French.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3926 on: October 06, 2014, 07:19:36 PM »
Banned for thinking the Dutchman is French.

Banned because the Dutch are pretty cool and this Dutch girl is adorable until she sings when she becomes as amazing as a woman:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3927 on: October 06, 2014, 07:24:30 PM »
Banned for thinking I was somehow impugning the Dutch.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3928 on: October 06, 2014, 07:35:12 PM »
Banned for thinking I was somehow impugning the Dutch.

Banned because I would think

Banned because the Dutch are pretty cool


implies that I do not thinking you were impugning the Dutch. And because I first learned that word watching the 1997 "Titanic" Cal does not like Picasso, whose art Jack's work is like and says, "Not to impugn your work, sir." I'll never let go, but you are banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3930 on: October 06, 2014, 07:50:29 PM »
1. Banned for trying to give me a seizure with that image
2. Banned for posting without banning.
3. Banning for trying to hypnotize.
4. Banned for posting a clown which might scare some people

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3931 on: October 06, 2014, 10:17:00 PM »
You are banned for failing to post balloon animals.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3932 on: October 06, 2014, 11:27:05 PM »
Banned for demanding the impossible: balloon animals pop when posted.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3933 on: October 07, 2014, 12:07:01 AM »
Banned for posting anti-Putinic propaganda!


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3934 on: October 07, 2014, 12:20:46 AM »
banned for bring Czar Vlad into the picture
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3935 on: October 07, 2014, 01:42:07 AM »
Banned because somebody made phone chargers with plugs that are Disney characters' butts.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3936 on: October 07, 2014, 01:52:56 AM »
Banned because that's not Altar Server's fault.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3937 on: October 07, 2014, 02:05:02 AM »
Banned because I wanted to ban the anti-Putin propaganda!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3938 on: October 07, 2014, 06:01:59 AM »
Banned for having more stars than me.

Banned because I should have four stars, not two.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3939 on: October 07, 2014, 08:34:16 AM »
Banned for abusing cats by painting them as Pokemon characters.  This is the internet; cat abuse is on par with the Holocaust.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3940 on: October 07, 2014, 03:32:27 PM »
Banned because I agree with you banned the abuser of cats but want my kitty. And banned because I want wine, too. J'amore le vin. French wine tonight I think. I am going to try this $7.00 stuff! Maybe it will be decent. There is a danger in judging the quality of wine by price.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3941 on: October 07, 2014, 03:39:11 PM »
There is also danger in consuming $7 a bottle wine.

Banned for failing to remember that.
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« Reply #3942 on: October 07, 2014, 03:56:56 PM »
$7 wine is better than $7 vodka, but one must consider the goal for the evening.

BANNED for being inconsiderate.
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« Reply #3943 on: October 07, 2014, 04:00:37 PM »
Banned for thinking I am inconsiderate when I am immensely considerate by not wanting him to kill himself with rotgut.
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« Reply #3944 on: October 07, 2014, 04:03:39 PM »
Banned for not accounting for price point per mL of alcohol.  More bang for the buck with a big ol' 3 liter carton of Franzia (Or hey, splurge and get Black Box) and probably has a higher alcohol content than Two Buck (or is it three nowadays?) Chuck.  And it tastes just fine.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3945 on: October 07, 2014, 04:42:42 PM »
Banned for abusing cats by painting them as Pokemon characters.  This is the internet; cat abuse is on par with the Holocaust.

Banned because that cat looks absolutely adorable, and I did not hurt it in any way while painting it. I was very gentle.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3946 on: October 07, 2014, 04:47:46 PM »
Banned because alcohol content is not what matters, but quality. And I do want to try some box wines. In Russia at the Olympics they were selling wine for less than a dollar a glass through a similar thing to box wine, or rather on tap like beer. Less expensive and in the service industry keeps better they said on RT. Of course under a dollar is still really cheap. Maybe I heard wrong. Or they just don't have the crazy taxes we have hear on wines and spirits. Not sure but BANNED for seeking bang before quality. But you are not to be put to death because you know better than to not be a wine snob. Wine experts do blind tastes on cheap wine and rate it higher sometimes like here

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3947 on: October 07, 2014, 07:22:07 PM »
Banned for making me giggle, and mentioning Putin, cheap wine, and vodka in this thread page.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3948 on: October 07, 2014, 07:55:15 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3949 on: October 07, 2014, 11:56:47 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3951 on: October 08, 2014, 12:18:09 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3952 on: October 08, 2014, 12:45:47 AM »
I once had a "Rapper" Fred Flintstone shirt.  I can't find an image, so Mickey shall suffice.

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« Reply #3953 on: October 08, 2014, 12:53:55 AM »
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-BANNED...Mickey mouse :) at least I think that's how the song went lol
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« Reply #3954 on: October 08, 2014, 01:09:25 AM »
Banned for singing about Irish mice.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3955 on: October 08, 2014, 03:21:25 AM »
Banned because the 7.00 French wine was not that good.

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Colour is light rather see though red.There seems to be a mix of smooth velvet and cherry with a leathery dryness. The latter is more on the finish, but if kept in the mouth, it shows itself, too. However, there is a clear hotness to the wine that shows itself and undermines any good qualities. It lacks depth and complexity and so it tastes like cheap wine is expected to taste like, cheap but unattractive. Also on the negative there is a vinegar like finish once the wine opens up.  The wine scores at 74.

Thus I consign it to the inferno of bad bargain wines.

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« Reply #3956 on: October 08, 2014, 03:48:42 AM »
Banned for getting exactly what you paid for.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3957 on: October 08, 2014, 04:16:57 AM »
Banned for heckling me like a hecma niner two five.
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« Reply #3958 on: October 08, 2014, 05:00:19 PM »
Banned for playing with your toy airplane in here.
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« Reply #3959 on: October 08, 2014, 05:13:17 PM »
Banned because Coleridge wouldn't be happy with your name.