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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3870 on: October 02, 2014, 05:20:41 PM »
Banned for having an angry cat avatar instead of a friendly kitten one. Gee, I love this little kitten. So friendly!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3871 on: October 02, 2014, 05:38:12 PM »
Banned for Herbert the pervert
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3872 on: October 02, 2014, 06:51:52 PM »
Banned for not spelling prevert correctly.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3874 on: October 02, 2014, 07:44:38 PM »
Banned for thinking that the prevert defense was anything but a complete waste of time.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3875 on: October 02, 2014, 07:48:11 PM »
banned for talking about football when you should be getting ready to watch the Royals beat the A's
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3876 on: October 02, 2014, 07:50:30 PM »
Banned for trying to block the Hail Mary like a typical anti-Catholic bigot. Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, pray for us Chicago Bears now and when we are losing with ten seconds to go with the Packers that we get the ball down field with a long past. Amen.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3877 on: October 02, 2014, 07:52:40 PM »
Ave Maria....

banned for being a bears fan
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3878 on: October 02, 2014, 08:05:52 PM »
banned for being a bears fan



Since you'll be with the bear, you don't need to stick around here, so let me help you out by giving you a BAN.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3879 on: October 02, 2014, 08:57:17 PM »
No using the barbecue grills at the state park without a permit. Since you and the bear did not show your annual passes at the gates, you are both banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3880 on: October 02, 2014, 10:49:58 PM »
Banned for speaking against Our Most Christian Majesty the other night on the family forum for Our allowing the transaction of mail order brides from Most Holy Russia and the states over which We rule , by the grace of Tsar Vladimir, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3881 on: October 02, 2014, 11:11:37 PM »
Banned because I looked left and all I saw were the blinds for my sliding glass door.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3882 on: October 03, 2014, 12:33:30 AM »
Banned because I looked left and all I saw were the blinds for my sliding glass door.

Banned because you should look both ways before crossing the room.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3883 on: October 03, 2014, 09:28:25 AM »
Banned for the lolcatz avatar because it made me smile and everyone knows Orthodox people aren't supposed to smile  :P

Banned for smiling since Orthodox people aren't supposed to smile.






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banned for that huge grin since orthodox... You get the picture :P

Banned because why aren't Orthodox people supposed to smile?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3884 on: October 03, 2014, 05:10:47 PM »
Banned for asking questions.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3885 on: October 03, 2014, 06:33:31 PM »
Banned for asking questions.

Banned because I learn by asking questions.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3886 on: October 04, 2014, 10:54:02 AM »
banned for questioning my faulty logic  :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3887 on: October 04, 2014, 11:29:48 AM »
banned for questioning my faulty logic  :P

Banned.

(I'd have to use logic here to reason this thing out and my logic is just as faulty as yours - so . . . )

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3888 on: October 04, 2014, 06:52:27 PM »
Banned for even mentioning logic here.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3889 on: October 04, 2014, 06:57:44 PM »
Spinach!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3890 on: October 04, 2014, 07:04:00 PM »
You forgot the lettuce and kale...banned!
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« Reply #3891 on: October 04, 2014, 07:08:59 PM »
EWW. I hate lettuce, kale and spinach. For reals. Not that I hate all veggies. I went to Subway the other day and got some pickles, onions, banana peppers and green peppers put on my footlong buffalo chicken sub. Now that's a good meal. Anyway, I ban you for poor taste in vegetables!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3892 on: October 04, 2014, 07:55:07 PM »
Banned for iron deficiency :P
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« Reply #3893 on: October 05, 2014, 12:42:16 AM »
Banned for deficiently pumping iron.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3894 on: October 05, 2014, 12:49:19 PM »
Banned for pumping sumps.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3895 on: October 05, 2014, 12:53:40 PM »
Banned for basement flooding.
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« Reply #3896 on: October 05, 2014, 12:54:48 PM »
Banned for basement dwelling.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3897 on: October 05, 2014, 12:56:41 PM »
Banned for lack of basement dwelling asthetics.
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« Reply #3898 on: October 05, 2014, 01:12:19 PM »
Banned for lack of basement dwelling asthetics.

Banned for lack of basement dwelling athletics.
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« Reply #3899 on: October 05, 2014, 01:12:50 PM »
Banned for pumping sumps.

Banned for making up words (sumps).
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3900 on: October 05, 2014, 04:36:56 PM »
banned for the pichacat
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« Reply #3901 on: October 05, 2014, 04:47:25 PM »
Banned for banning her for a pikacat. This is actually a new product available this Christmas, specially designed and developed at the biogenetic labs at UCal San Francisco, and being marketed and distributed as a replacement of the "Chia Pet."

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« Reply #3902 on: October 05, 2014, 04:52:39 PM »
Banned for advertising your pet here.
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« Reply #3903 on: October 05, 2014, 11:10:10 PM »
Banned for not petting advertisers.
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« Reply #3904 on: October 05, 2014, 11:11:41 PM »
banned for petting humans
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« Reply #3905 on: October 05, 2014, 11:13:35 PM »
Banned for responding withing two minutes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3906 on: October 05, 2014, 11:14:14 PM »
Banned for lacking clairvoyance.

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« Reply #3907 on: October 06, 2014, 12:22:08 AM »
Banned for bouting with sarcasm.
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« Reply #3908 on: October 06, 2014, 01:29:06 AM »
Banned for calling me a hypocrite instead of SinfulHypocrite
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« Reply #3909 on: October 06, 2014, 01:30:34 AM »
Banned for not changing your username!  Oh, wait, that's taken too.
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« Reply #3910 on: October 06, 2014, 03:12:00 AM »
Banned for not knowing French. Wait, I don't either. But I am going to get Rosetta Stone for Christmas! Then I will ban in French!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3911 on: October 06, 2014, 09:07:32 AM »
banned for encouraging the knowing of the French language...who cares about the French :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3912 on: October 06, 2014, 11:22:03 AM »
banned for encouraging the knowing of the French language...who cares about the French :P

Banned because without the French, we wouldn't have French fries, and then what would you get with your burger at the drive-thru?

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« Reply #3913 on: October 06, 2014, 11:28:11 AM »
I do love french fries....banned for making me hungry
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« Reply #3914 on: October 06, 2014, 11:53:00 AM »
I do love french fries....banned for making me hungry

Banned because it's almost lunch time, so there.  :P
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