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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3690 on: September 08, 2014, 04:24:21 PM »
Banned for speaking too few languages.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3691 on: September 08, 2014, 04:26:37 PM »
Banned for talking with your hands.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3692 on: September 08, 2014, 04:30:48 PM »
Banned for chirophobia.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3693 on: September 08, 2014, 05:39:31 PM »
Peter Gabriel wrote a song called "Lay your hands on me", and when he performed it live he would stand at the edge of the stage and fall into the hands of the crowd who would pass him around while holding him up with there hands, so I ban you from going to his shows which are hands on affairs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3694 on: September 08, 2014, 06:12:49 PM »
Banned for not lending a hand.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3695 on: September 08, 2014, 06:33:06 PM »
Oh I ban with a little help from my friends
Yeah I ban with a little help from my friends
Gonna ban you with a little help from my friends
With a little help from my frieeeeeeeennnnnndddddddssssssssss

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3696 on: September 08, 2014, 07:18:54 PM »
Banned for alluding to a Beatles song while banning. There is nothing really friendly about a ban.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3697 on: September 08, 2014, 07:32:12 PM »
Banned for alluding to a Beatles song while banning. There is nothing really friendly about a ban.

There is nothing like a ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3698 on: September 08, 2014, 07:33:27 PM »
Banned for posting while I was about to post a ban. The only place that red text warning you of that is here really.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3699 on: September 08, 2014, 07:51:46 PM »
Banned for not being quick enough.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3700 on: September 08, 2014, 10:11:20 PM »
Banned because who knows who I'll be banning by the time this post shows up.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3701 on: September 09, 2014, 05:32:56 AM »
Banned for being moderated. Seriously, moderation really stinks.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3702 on: September 09, 2014, 05:41:44 AM »
Banned for smelling your bans rather than just flushing and moving on. Banned for having eating habits that make your bans smell to begin with. Thrice-banned if you don't know what thread I am referencing.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3703 on: September 09, 2014, 05:47:43 AM »
Banned for your avatar. Gotta catch em all!


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3704 on: September 09, 2014, 04:55:59 PM »
The Beatles sang "All you need is love"

Frank Zappa sang "All you need is Glove"

Michael Jackson just wore the "Glove"



With this glove, All you need is Banned"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3705 on: September 09, 2014, 04:58:50 PM »
If Billy Jean is your lover, who thinks you are the one, and the kid is your son, you are banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3706 on: September 09, 2014, 05:49:06 PM »
Banned! (I would have posted the ban sooner except that I'm no speed demon like some of you smooth criminals. You ought to look in the bad man in the mirror and make a change for once in your life. Sorry if it hurts to read that, but it's just the way you make me feel.)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3707 on: September 09, 2014, 06:27:30 PM »
Hey Justin are you ok? Hey Justin are you ok? Are you ok Justin?
Hey Justin are you ok? Hey Justin are you ok? Are you ok Justin?
Hey Justin are you ok? Hey Justin are you ok? Are you ok Justin?
You've been hit by...you've been struck by...a smooth banning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3708 on: September 09, 2014, 06:35:17 PM »
Banned by the late Casey Kasem. Did you know he was the voice of Shaggy on Scooby Doo?? Yonkers! You're banned! Let's get out of here Scooby! This guy's a monster!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3709 on: September 09, 2014, 06:37:39 PM »
Banned by the late Casey Kasem. Did you know he was the voice of Shaggy on Scooby Doo?? Yonkers! You're banned! Let's get out of here Scooby! This guy's a monster!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3710 on: September 09, 2014, 06:52:07 PM »
Banned for silly grammar mistake.  "Your" or "You're"?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3711 on: September 09, 2014, 06:55:44 PM »
Banned for silly grammar mistake.  "Your" or "You're"?

Banned for being a silly prescriptive grammarian.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3712 on: September 09, 2014, 08:28:14 PM »
Banned for using prescription

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3713 on: September 09, 2014, 08:40:42 PM »
Banned for being moderated. Seriously, moderation really stinks.

Banned because you are absolutely right.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3714 on: September 09, 2014, 09:01:00 PM »
Banned because I think she's on her way there anyway
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3715 on: September 11, 2014, 06:33:22 PM »
Banned because I think she's on her way there anyway

Banned , so you can be on your way too :angel:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3716 on: September 11, 2014, 10:19:46 PM »
Banned because you're not on your way anyway but out the door.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3717 on: September 11, 2014, 10:28:33 PM »
IS THAT A NO
IS THATA NO
IS THATANO
ISTHATANO
I STHATANO
I STHATA NO
I STHA TA NO
I STH A TA NO
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3718 on: September 12, 2014, 12:45:05 AM »
Banned for touching on profanity. As it is written: "He that toucheth pitch shall be defiled." (Eccl. 13:1)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3719 on: September 12, 2014, 02:01:08 AM »
Banned for banning someone with a quote from Scripture, especially when said quote is irrelevant.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3720 on: September 12, 2014, 02:20:23 AM »
Banned for banning someone with a quote from Scripture, especially when said quote is irrelevant.

Ilyazhito, We, the Holy See, and by virtue of our Holy Office, which from the time of Peter until the present time, to hereby ban, excommunicate and declare thee anathema, to be cast into hell with the the devil and all his angels without the reprobate into eternal perdition! For having denied the proper interpretation of the Holy See of the Scripture where it is written, "he that toucheh pitch shall be defield", thou art worse than all the Jews who killed Christ, all the infidels who deny His trinity, all the pagans who worship idols, all the fools who deny his existence, all the schismatics who separate themselves from this Holy See, and all the dunghills of the dogs.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3721 on: September 12, 2014, 05:55:48 AM »
Banned because I hopefully wil never actually be banned from here.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3722 on: September 12, 2014, 09:40:30 AM »
Banned for banning someone with a quote from Scripture, especially when said quote is irrelevant.

Ilyazhito, We, the Holy See, and by virtue of our Holy Office, which from the time of Peter until the present time, to hereby ban, excommunicate and declare thee anathema, to be cast into hell with the the devil and all his angels without the reprobate into eternal perdition! For having denied the proper interpretation of the Holy See of the Scripture where it is written, "he that toucheh pitch shall be defield", thou art worse than all the Jews who killed Christ, all the infidels who deny His trinity, all the pagans who worship idols, all the fools who deny his existence, all the schismatics who separate themselves from this Holy See, and all the dunghills of the dogs.

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Banned for falsely impersonating the Pope. Anyway, nothing the Pope says or does is binding on Orthodox Christians because he is a heretic who persists in teaching heresy.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3723 on: September 12, 2014, 10:59:15 AM »
Banned for banning someone with a quote from Scripture, especially when said quote is irrelevant.

Ilyazhito, We, the Holy See, and by virtue of our Holy Office, which from the time of Peter until the present time, to hereby ban, excommunicate and declare thee anathema, to be cast into hell with the the devil and all his angels without the reprobate into eternal perdition! For having denied the proper interpretation of the Holy See of the Scripture where it is written, "he that toucheh pitch shall be defield", thou art worse than all the Jews who killed Christ, all the infidels who deny His trinity, all the pagans who worship idols, all the fools who deny his existence, all the schismatics who separate themselves from this Holy See, and all the dunghills of the dogs.

Signed this Twelfth Day Of The Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Fourteen Years at Rome,


Francis, R.
Banned for falsely impersonating the Pope. Anyway, nothing the Pope says or does is binding on Orthodox Christians because he is a heretic who persists in teaching heresy.

Banned because if the Catholics are right it is sad that heretic is more often used by the schismatic Greeks. But lean towards the Greeks, well banned just because, well, I don't need a reason.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3724 on: September 12, 2014, 12:50:49 PM »
Banned for unreasonableness. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3725 on: September 12, 2014, 03:50:38 PM »
Banned for reasonableness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3726 on: September 12, 2014, 03:51:18 PM »
Banned for having so much text underneath and above your profile pic.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3727 on: September 12, 2014, 03:53:00 PM »
Banned for the French text.  You're a citizen of the interwebs; learn to speak interglish!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3728 on: September 12, 2014, 08:03:40 PM »
Your band. Lurn 2 speak After English. Heard of Middle English. This is the stuff our teens shall give you. The Runway Tails: A Tell of Super Models
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Re: Ban the person above
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3730 on: September 12, 2014, 08:13:14 PM »
Banned for not putting one of those really neat gif's in your sig.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3731 on: September 12, 2014, 08:19:27 PM »
Banned for not putting one of those really neat gif's in your sig.

Banned unless he cans solve our riddle, Precious. Yes, my precious. What is its name? It is a minasoliman.....its will go free if it cans answer the riddle below. We wills not put neat gif in our sigs shall we my Precious?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3732 on: September 12, 2014, 08:22:49 PM »
Boil em, ban em, stick em in a stew!
Boil em, ban em, stick em in a stew!
Boil em, ban em, stick em in a stew!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3733 on: September 12, 2014, 09:44:27 PM »
Boil em, ban em, stick em in a stew!
Boil em, ban em, stick em in a stew!
Boil em, ban em, stick em in a stew!

Banned because it's Friday, you can't have stew until tomorrow.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3734 on: September 12, 2014, 09:48:48 PM »
Boil em, ban em, stick em in a stew!
Boil em, ban em, stick em in a stew!
Boil em, ban em, stick em in a stew!

Banned because it's Friday, you can't have stew until tomorrow.

Banned because while you are right, cannibalistic cooking is allowed on Fridays. Eating people is what is forbidden on Fridays.
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