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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3645 on: August 29, 2014, 05:39:14 PM »
Banned in the name of George Washington Carver for implying that peanuts have little value.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3646 on: August 29, 2014, 05:40:37 PM »
Bannodoxy Now!

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« Reply #3647 on: August 29, 2014, 11:04:37 PM »
Banned for making banning a religious event!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3648 on: August 29, 2014, 11:37:45 PM »
Banned for not participating in the holidays of Banmas and Banster.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3649 on: August 30, 2014, 12:21:26 AM »
A ban for me, a ban for you, a ban for three, a ban anew, a ban for five, a ban for toast, a ban for jam, a ban beef roast, a ban goes up, a ban on red, a ban smells odd, a ban as heavy as some really really quite strikingly dense and generally useful but only for certain applications lead.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3650 on: August 30, 2014, 12:42:50 AM »
Banned for the increased risk of lead poisoning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3651 on: August 30, 2014, 06:01:58 PM »
Banned for not helping him get a tetanus shot.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3652 on: August 30, 2014, 08:18:44 PM »
Banned for wrong reason for tetanus shot.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3653 on: August 30, 2014, 10:30:06 PM »
Banned for not helping him to get a tetnus shot since he stepped on the paint scraper while getting rid of all the old lead paint which on numerous unceremonious occassions increased a SERIOUS risk of lead poisoning ....getting himself banned....quite unmercifully....by you.   ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3654 on: August 30, 2014, 10:43:47 PM »
Banned for not drawing blood for lead levels to determine whether chelation is required or not.

If you did not take your tetanus shot within the last 10 years, double banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3655 on: August 30, 2014, 10:55:46 PM »
Tetanus shots are for sailors and construction workers: we don't no one need no cotton pickin shots, we don't need your thought control! Ain't no one even got time fo dat anywayz! Banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3656 on: August 30, 2014, 10:59:31 PM »
Banned for bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3657 on: August 31, 2014, 02:44:02 AM »
They say that you are what you eat, but it's also true that you eat what you are. With that in mind I'd like to invite you to grab a big bowl of Honey Bunches of BAN.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3658 on: August 31, 2014, 03:14:16 AM »
They say that you are what you eat, but it's also true that you eat what you are. With that in mind I'd like to invite you to grab a big bowl of Honey Bunches of BAN.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3659 on: August 31, 2014, 01:18:52 PM »
They say that you are what you eat, but it's also true that you eat what you are. With that in mind I'd like to invite you to grab a big bowl of Honey Bunches of BAN.

Banned for not believing in auroras.

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Banned for using "believing in" for a natural event.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3660 on: August 31, 2014, 07:37:46 PM »
Banned for not believing in natural events, I firmly believe they are naturally believable.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3661 on: September 01, 2014, 06:28:37 PM »
Banned for not including synthetics in your belief system.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3662 on: September 02, 2014, 04:41:31 PM »
Banned for being artificial like flowers without a life.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3663 on: September 02, 2014, 05:00:18 PM »
Banned for artificially flowery language.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3664 on: September 05, 2014, 04:41:30 PM »
Banned for not being in tune with my
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3665 on: September 05, 2014, 10:11:04 PM »
Banned, whoever thou art, because I want to check is I am still under moderation.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3666 on: September 07, 2014, 07:10:29 PM »
Banned for being inconcise.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3667 on: September 07, 2014, 07:14:29 PM »
Banned for curtness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3668 on: September 07, 2014, 07:17:01 PM »
Thou art banned for accusing me of curtness, when I had to signal a ban in some manner. Wainscottbl is banned for not being clear in what he wanted to say.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3669 on: September 07, 2014, 07:50:45 PM »
Banned for explaining a ban .
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3671 on: September 07, 2014, 08:47:21 PM »
Banned for speaking in code.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3672 on: September 07, 2014, 08:51:47 PM »
Banned for not decoding.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3673 on: September 07, 2014, 08:54:52 PM »
Banned for not decoding.

Banned for not wearing a secret decoder ring.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3674 on: September 07, 2014, 08:57:16 PM »
Banned for not dropping it in Orodruin in Mordor.
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« Reply #3675 on: September 07, 2014, 09:03:18 PM »
Banned for not dropping it in Orodruin in Mordor.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3676 on: September 07, 2014, 09:07:42 PM »
lovesupreme, you are banned by my HATE supreme.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3677 on: September 07, 2014, 09:14:05 PM »
lovesupreme, you are banned by my HATE supreme.

HATE is banned here. This is a Christian messageboard, afterall!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3678 on: September 07, 2014, 09:21:59 PM »
Banned for banning a Papalist investigating Eastern Orthodoxy  ;)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3679 on: September 07, 2014, 09:55:23 PM »
Banned for connections with, and sympathies for, Imperial Orthodox (EO) people. Don't try to deny it, we have been investigating you covertly for months.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3680 on: September 07, 2014, 10:39:12 PM »
Banned for stars under your name.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3681 on: September 07, 2014, 10:39:12 PM »
Banned for saying "banned" so much.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3682 on: September 08, 2014, 02:27:19 AM »
Banned for having an avatar of Avril Lavigne because my pop singer crush is Taylor Swift.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3683 on: September 08, 2014, 06:19:30 AM »
Banned for having a pop singer crush young enough to be the daughter of my pop singer crush (Tiffany).

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« Reply #3684 on: September 08, 2014, 12:25:59 PM »
Banned for having a pop singer crush not as good enough as my R&B singer crushes (Mariah and Beyonce).
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« Reply #3685 on: September 08, 2014, 02:04:43 PM »
Banned because if I had to have a crush on pop singers of another race it would be the Hispanics. Selena Gomez, for example, who actually has at least one good song.

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« Reply #3686 on: September 08, 2014, 03:02:45 PM »
Banned because race does not matter in my choice. :P
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« Reply #3687 on: September 08, 2014, 03:15:27 PM »
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« Reply #3688 on: September 08, 2014, 03:23:31 PM »
Banned for faulty translation.
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« Reply #3689 on: September 08, 2014, 04:00:40 PM »
Banned for speaking too many languages.
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