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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3600 on: August 16, 2014, 06:21:10 PM »
Banned for being a stickler about the rulez.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3601 on: August 16, 2014, 06:31:28 PM »
Banned for having a username that implies plants can lie. Go water the truthtulip and we'll talk afterwards about you possibly being reinstated.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3602 on: August 16, 2014, 06:34:39 PM »
Banned for implying that reinstatement is even possible.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3603 on: August 17, 2014, 05:36:52 PM »
Banned for denying the power of photosynthesis to overcome words.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3604 on: August 20, 2014, 05:56:37 PM »
Banned for denying the power of photosynthesis to overcome words.

However, after further contemplation, I have seen that a lack of words can wilt the hardiest plant, all

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3605 on: August 20, 2014, 11:47:28 PM »
You can't unban yourself.  Only God can unban you from the ban, who through His Son, banned banning by His own ban, bestowing unbanning to those who are in the bans.

For blasphemy therefore, you are banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3606 on: August 20, 2014, 11:55:26 PM »
How awful of you to crush his hopes and dreams like that! As punishment you must watch this video, saying inside your head "ban" every time the guy says "plant." Good luck keeping your sanity.  :angel:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3607 on: August 20, 2014, 11:59:16 PM »
Banned...because of that thing purported to be a music video!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3608 on: August 21, 2014, 09:15:09 AM »
Banned for planting bad thoughts.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3609 on: August 21, 2014, 03:21:57 PM »
There are no bad thoughts, just bad intentions.  BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3610 on: August 21, 2014, 03:54:13 PM »
There are no bad thoughts, just bad intentions.  BANNED!
Banned for shortening "Maureen" to "Mo"
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« Reply #3611 on: August 21, 2014, 05:06:04 PM »
There are no bad thoughts, just bad intentions.  BANNED!
Banned for shortening "Maureen" to "Mo"

Banned because it's really short for Monique!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3612 on: August 21, 2014, 05:39:48 PM »
A ban a day, keeps the devil away, so I ban you in good faith. :angel:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3613 on: August 21, 2014, 05:48:18 PM »
Banned for not banning me also!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3614 on: August 21, 2014, 05:49:10 PM »
Banned for using 'also' at the end of a sentence. That isn't good writing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3615 on: August 21, 2014, 06:21:01 PM »
As previously stated, Liefern is either German, or speaks German.  "Also" in German can be translated to "so" in English.  With that in mind, I would say his words express a certain dramatic flair. For betting against ze deutch, you are banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3616 on: August 21, 2014, 06:49:09 PM »
Banned for being too knowledgeable! Banned for being a linguist! Banned for defending a banned person! Bammy-wham-banned!

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« Reply #3617 on: August 22, 2014, 09:28:09 AM »
The bus decided to skip my street this morning and I missed it, so now I have to wait for the next one, and this has put a dent in my mood. To pop the dent back out and return to normalcy I am going to ban you. I'm a ban-loving sadist like that.

BAN!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3618 on: August 22, 2014, 09:29:34 AM »
How can you miss a bus that never showed up?  It sounds as if it missed you!  Banned for being a bus repellant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3619 on: August 22, 2014, 09:32:56 AM »
Banned for claiming that I am a bus repellant! How dare you! I guess I was mystically supposed to discern that there was construction up the road and that the bus was not using its normal route. In this particular instance calling the transit center got me more info that my mystical powers of discernment did. Not that they could call people to let them know it had changed the route, so obviously there was no way around it. Though I suppose you are right in that I didn't miss it, it just didn't pick me up... nonetheless... BANNED.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3620 on: August 22, 2014, 09:42:17 AM »
Banned for not calling the transit center every morning to find out about the latest bus gossip. All the cool public transit commuters do it!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3621 on: August 22, 2014, 10:43:50 AM »
If they were really the coolest commuters, they would have been hip enough to stream the live feed directly to their smart phones.  For this error you are banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3622 on: August 22, 2014, 11:11:42 AM »
Banned for 'liking' the bus company!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3623 on: August 22, 2014, 05:04:09 PM »
Waiting for the bus\ Jesus just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans,  banned for dissing his bus.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3624 on: August 26, 2014, 02:05:24 PM »
MEGABAN!
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« Reply #3625 on: August 26, 2014, 10:57:14 PM »
Banned for not playing the ban-game correctly.

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« Reply #3626 on: August 26, 2014, 11:23:26 PM »
"My doubt in Christ is not like that of a child; it was forged in a furnace of faith." - Dostoevsky

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3627 on: August 26, 2014, 11:28:20 PM »
Banned for improper use of stock greeting card.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3628 on: August 27, 2014, 01:57:54 AM »
I'm jealous for how wise you look in your avatars, your posts, and even your username.  So banned!
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« Reply #3629 on: August 27, 2014, 06:40:41 PM »
Banned for banning me even before I've been 'warned'.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3630 on: August 27, 2014, 07:57:33 PM »
The priests reserve the right to ban you without warning, if you feel, you will be banned for that as well.
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« Reply #3631 on: August 28, 2014, 07:36:32 PM »
Banned for not banning anyone yet today.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3632 on: August 28, 2014, 09:34:29 PM »
Did someone say "puree of alabaster ham glaze"? Well, whatever John. You knew Susan was hysterical to begin with. You shouldn't have fernished her the chance to lie the live. You are hear bye band.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3633 on: August 28, 2014, 09:40:14 PM »
Did someone say "puree of alabaster ham glaze"? Well, whatever John. You knew Susan was hysterical to begin with. You shouldn't have fernished her the chance to lie the live. You are hear bye band.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3634 on: August 28, 2014, 09:44:19 PM »
Banned for being bored at avatars.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3635 on: August 28, 2014, 11:59:41 PM »
Banned for being bored at avatars.

I was boring a hole in the wall, which bore no resemblance to your boring avatar, so you're banned for not boring holes in it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3636 on: August 29, 2014, 01:01:35 PM »
Banned for your googly moogliness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3637 on: August 29, 2014, 03:14:46 PM »
Banned for assonance. Pass on.

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« Reply #3638 on: August 29, 2014, 03:17:20 PM »
Banned for using such language in the presence of this refined company.
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« Reply #3639 on: August 29, 2014, 03:24:47 PM »
Banned for aggrandizement.
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« Reply #3640 on: August 29, 2014, 03:27:54 PM »
Banned for self-aggrandizement in using the royal "we".
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« Reply #3641 on: August 29, 2014, 03:35:01 PM »
Baaaaaned!  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3642 on: August 29, 2014, 03:37:57 PM »
Banned for posting homonymically
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3643 on: August 29, 2014, 03:39:39 PM »
Banned for posting homo...
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« Reply #3644 on: August 29, 2014, 03:53:03 PM »
Banned for those ellipses.