Do you not remember the rules we all learned in grade school?
Put a Z before an A
And a Q before an I
And your words will be
As pretty as peach pie
It's one of the old holdovers from the old Byzantine English of the late British Empirical Wordmetric System that actually has some merit. My goodness do the As and Is look naked otherwise! But I will not press things at this time...
Except to ban you, to give you time to think about whzat qI've szaid.