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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3555 on: August 05, 2014, 03:59:41 PM »
Strike 2 (you gotta say banned)...banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3556 on: August 05, 2014, 04:28:48 PM »
Banned for umping on the forum without a baseball game. (Or hot dogs *gasp*)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3557 on: August 05, 2014, 05:07:21 PM »
Foul!  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3558 on: August 05, 2014, 06:04:28 PM »
Banned for playing without a ball I can net. Or is that net I can ball.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3559 on: August 05, 2014, 10:49:16 PM »
Banned for playing without a ball I can net. Or is that net I can ball.

Banned for trying to ball a net.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3560 on: August 05, 2014, 11:34:23 PM »
Air ball!  Banned for missing the net.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3561 on: August 07, 2014, 07:08:40 PM »
Banned for not providing a bigger net, thus causing great bodily distress.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3562 on: August 07, 2014, 09:21:40 PM »
Banned for confusing psychosomatic stress with mere bodily stress.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3563 on: August 08, 2014, 04:27:47 PM »
Banned for confusing me with a Hitchcock movie.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3564 on: August 08, 2014, 04:33:56 PM »
Banned for being afraid of birds (the only Hitchcock movie I watched).
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3565 on: August 08, 2014, 04:46:08 PM »
Banned for reserving the suite at the Bates Motel, the one with the looney bird.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3566 on: August 09, 2014, 03:43:53 PM »
Banned for obscure pop culture references.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3567 on: August 09, 2014, 04:05:31 PM »
Banned for obscure pop culture references.

Banned because this was not accompanied by playing the guitar and wearing a funny hat.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3568 on: August 09, 2014, 04:37:49 PM »
Banned for missing the bus.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3569 on: August 09, 2014, 06:28:03 PM »
Banned for glorifying hippies.
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3570 on: August 09, 2014, 06:28:15 PM »
Banned because he's the worst.
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3571 on: August 10, 2014, 11:53:58 AM »
Banned because I am actually the worst.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3572 on: August 10, 2014, 12:18:46 PM »
Banned, because I have no idea who is in your avatar.
I gave it another chance but it failed. I'm no longer posting on this forum.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3573 on: August 10, 2014, 01:19:32 PM »
Banned because you do not have a cute puppy in your avatar. I don't either, so I'm banned, too.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3574 on: August 10, 2014, 04:30:40 PM »
Banned because you do not have a cute puppy in your avatar. I don't either, so I'm banned, too.

Banned for not going all the way for the ban trinity, my avatar should please you even though it is no puppy or patriotic.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3575 on: August 10, 2014, 06:25:22 PM »
I ban myself... because it's fun.  ;)   Okay.... now ban me because I don't know what I'm doing.  ;)  I was supposed to ban the person above.  Right.  Okay... that person is banned!!   :police:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3576 on: August 10, 2014, 06:51:32 PM »
Banned for hurting my brain-cells with ban confusion.   ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3577 on: August 10, 2014, 06:59:38 PM »
Banned for banning a new member to the OC.net with only 1 post.

Come on maaaan, thow thome rethpect.  ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3578 on: August 10, 2014, 07:05:56 PM »
Banned for banning a new member to the OC.net with only 1 post.

Come on maaaan, thow thome rethpect.  ;D

Okay, I have two posts now.  Is that better??   ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3579 on: August 10, 2014, 07:14:01 PM »
Banned for talking back. :D

(Welcome to the forum!!!)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3580 on: August 10, 2014, 07:27:41 PM »
Theologia, I would like to welcome you to the forum, and I am going to say banned for a peculiar avatar.  Let the experienced oc.netter know what I mean.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2014, 07:28:08 PM by minasoliman »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3581 on: August 10, 2014, 07:30:22 PM »
Theologia, I would like to welcome you to the forum, and I am going to say banned for a peculiar avatar.  Let the experienced oc.netter know what I mean.

Banned for banning over a particular avatar a newbie has used without a gentle explanation.    :police:
« Last Edit: August 10, 2014, 07:30:46 PM by quietmorning »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3582 on: August 10, 2014, 07:34:31 PM »
Banned because I welcome the newbie, as she seems very kind.  But the avatar does give a bit of melancholy.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3583 on: August 10, 2014, 07:35:10 PM »
Theologia, I would like to welcome you to the forum, and I am going to say banned for a peculiar avatar.  Let the experienced oc.netter know what I mean.

Well, that's just a temporary avatar until I can find one I like better.   :D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3584 on: August 10, 2014, 07:36:37 PM »
Banned because I like your username.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3585 on: August 10, 2014, 07:38:50 PM »
Banned because I like your username.

Banned because you're just wonderful. :) 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3586 on: August 10, 2014, 07:51:38 PM »
Banned because I like your username.

It only took me 10 minutes to find one that wasn't in use, already.   ::)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3587 on: August 11, 2014, 03:18:11 AM »
Banned because that's how I welcome people to OC net.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3588 on: August 11, 2014, 03:26:56 PM »
Banned for placing a welcome mat over a trap door!  :laugh:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3589 on: August 11, 2014, 04:58:49 PM »
You stink! Try this.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3590 on: August 14, 2014, 08:40:32 AM »
Banned for allowing this thread to go banless for four days!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3591 on: August 14, 2014, 09:24:39 AM »
Banned for allowing this thread to go banless for four days!

Banned for being impatient with uber-busy people!  :laugh:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3592 on: August 14, 2014, 04:46:08 PM »
Banned for allowing this thread to go banless for four days!

Banned for being impatient with uber-busy people!  :laugh:

Banned for being impatient with Goober people who plan their day accoording to one ban a day, GOOOLLLLLY. Shazam!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3593 on: August 15, 2014, 03:17:32 AM »
blzand bzanned for embzarrassqing bzarak obzamza bzanterqing bout who knows whzat from thzat there tzarnzatqion of a French mzaqid outfqit you bought at the costume store to surprqise the mqissuses.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3594 on: August 15, 2014, 06:40:13 AM »
Banned for excessive use of "izzle" slang.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3595 on: August 15, 2014, 08:00:50 AM »
Do you not remember the rules we all learned in grade school?

Put a Z before an A
And a Q before an I
And your words will be
As pretty as peach pie

It's one of the old holdovers from the old Byzantine English of the late British Empirical Wordmetric System that actually has some merit. My goodness do the As and Is look naked otherwise! But I will not press things at this time...

Except to ban you, to give you time to think about whzat qI've szaid.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3596 on: August 15, 2014, 07:00:34 PM »
Banned for attending byzantine grade school in Kokomo.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3597 on: August 15, 2014, 07:15:54 PM »
Aruba, Jamaica, oooo I wanna take ya...

Banned for reminding me of that song!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3598 on: August 16, 2014, 04:14:44 PM »
As hard as it is to ban you my brother, I have to because you banned someone reminded you of a song. And now I feel guilty and terrible for banning you, so I ban myself as well. The End  ;D

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« Reply #3599 on: August 16, 2014, 04:44:31 PM »
As hard as it is to ban you my brother, I have to because you banned someone reminded you of a song. And now I feel guilty and terrible for banning you, so I ban myself as well. The End  ;D



Banned for banning yourself, that is my job.
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