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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3465 on: July 25, 2014, 01:28:26 AM »
Banned for not taking into account that he is certified in the much more important field of hysterectomology.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3466 on: July 25, 2014, 02:03:03 AM »
Banned for hysterionic seismographisms.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3467 on: July 25, 2014, 09:52:15 AM »
Histrionic, not hysterionic...banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3468 on: July 25, 2014, 10:16:07 AM »
You have multiplicable hysteria, histreeonic despairia, cornfield malaria, Dostoevskian diphtheria, cns hyperbaria, and neurodegenerative protocomotosisaria. Disprove my diagnoses! What? You can't? Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3469 on: July 25, 2014, 10:34:10 AM »
I don't have histreeonic despairia. It's despairative histrionosis.  Disproven and banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3470 on: July 25, 2014, 03:58:38 PM »
Banned for not checking with a priest for possible demon histrionosis.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3471 on: July 25, 2014, 05:52:56 PM »
Banned for not realizing that the word "demon" was named after the doctor who discovered the condition.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3472 on: July 26, 2014, 01:04:25 AM »
Banned for demonic hysterics.  Leave the banning to professionals.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3473 on: July 26, 2014, 01:06:36 AM »
Banned for not making it clear whether "demonic" describes the name of the doctor or supernatural enemies?  :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3474 on: July 26, 2014, 01:10:06 AM »
Dr. Demonic!  You forgot to give me a prescription for my demons!  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3475 on: July 26, 2014, 01:14:33 AM »
Banned for talking to the wrong doctor  :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3476 on: July 26, 2014, 01:15:49 AM »
Banned for wearing a lab coat, thus confusing me.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3477 on: July 26, 2014, 01:19:34 AM »
Banned for being confused by someone made of pixels and bytes just like you and me!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3478 on: July 26, 2014, 01:21:07 AM »
Banned for virtually walking around naked.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3479 on: July 26, 2014, 01:25:08 AM »
Banned for not virtually covering his nakedness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3480 on: July 26, 2014, 01:26:41 AM »
Banned for not virtually flooding the internet and saving only 8 websites.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3481 on: July 26, 2014, 01:30:51 AM »
Banned for not appreciating my virtual rainbow.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3482 on: July 26, 2014, 01:34:21 AM »
tl;dr

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3483 on: July 26, 2014, 08:06:25 AM »
While you were to lethargic to read it, your time saving abbreviation caused me to waste my precious time by looking up what it meant.  ITMT you are BANNED!  TTFN  :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3484 on: July 26, 2014, 08:54:07 AM »
A B C D E F G, next time, won't you ban with me? Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3485 on: July 26, 2014, 04:24:52 PM »
Banned for joining the dead poets without Justin's blessing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3486 on: July 26, 2014, 07:01:23 PM »
There is no longer death, but a departure. BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3487 on: July 26, 2014, 07:28:29 PM »
Welcome to oc.net, where their is neither gay nor straight, Jew nor non-Jew, contraception-user nor non-contraception-user, pew-sitter nor stander, for we are all members of one discussion board, to the glory of Jesus Christ and his resurrection, amen!

Wait... that doesn't seem right. Well, I'm going to ban you to give you some time to figure it out. Have your report on my desk by next Friday.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3488 on: July 27, 2014, 12:46:51 AM »
Banned for all time.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3489 on: July 27, 2014, 03:29:25 AM »
Banned for all time.

Banned for not giving a reason for banning someone.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3490 on: July 27, 2014, 03:48:56 PM »
Banned for ignoring Einstein's relativity which makes time an equal dimension with any other reason for banning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3491 on: July 28, 2014, 12:44:49 PM »
Banned for implying that space is a possible reason for banning.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3492 on: July 28, 2014, 01:00:23 PM »
Banned for not having the all-inclusive Einsteinian term of "space-time".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3493 on: July 28, 2014, 02:19:06 PM »
Banned for not using the word "continuum" when discussing Einsteinian terminology.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3494 on: July 28, 2014, 02:26:37 PM »
Quote
   BEVERLY
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         What is the nature of the
         universe?

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         The universe is a spherical region
         seven hundred and five meters in
         diameter.

   Beverly stares at the gray mist on the viewscreen in
   shock.

Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3495 on: July 28, 2014, 05:52:51 PM »
Banned in the name of Asimov.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3496 on: July 28, 2014, 06:33:18 PM »
Banned because.... well... Dr.Mario!!!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3497 on: July 28, 2014, 07:07:49 PM »
Banned because of malpractice suit filed by Luigi.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3498 on: July 29, 2014, 04:25:22 PM »
Banned because otherwise Donkey Kong will breaka you face.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3499 on: July 29, 2014, 11:19:59 PM »
Banned because you reminded Pauline of her broken heart of how Mario ditched her for a Princess named Peach. (warning: profanity in videos)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3500 on: July 30, 2014, 09:12:02 AM »
Banned because you reminded Pauline of her broken heart of how Mario ditched her for a Princess named Peach. (warning: profanity in videos)

Banned because Peach isn't that bad.  Could be worse.  Could be Princess Daisy, who is apparently some sort of feminist who challenges God ordained gender roles.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3501 on: July 30, 2014, 10:42:18 AM »
I'm the man, I'm the man, with the master ban, doin what I can, to fight the fallen man. Fallen man = you. Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3502 on: July 30, 2014, 02:09:03 PM »
Banned for coming up with (c)rap lyrics that are far less intelligent than anything Eminem ever did (and that's setting the bar pretty darn low).
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3503 on: July 30, 2014, 02:30:28 PM »
Banned for not understanding that that was the intention.

However, I will let you go to a minimum security banned facility. After all, your disabilities must be taken into account when considering how harsh the punishment should be.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3504 on: July 30, 2014, 02:36:27 PM »
Banned for repeating of that instead of saying something more flowing:  for not understanding that such was the intention  or that which was the intention. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3505 on: July 30, 2014, 04:52:56 PM »
Banned for not realizing that that "that" that appears before the other "that" is a different "that" than that other "that".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3506 on: July 30, 2014, 06:12:20 PM »
Banned for not realizing that that "that" that appears before the other "that" is a different "that" than that other "that".


Banned for not realizing that I noticed it in the first place and suggested alternatives so the word "that" need not be repeated.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3507 on: July 30, 2014, 06:14:38 PM »
Banned for not realizing that that "that" that appears before the other "that" is a different "that" than that other "that".


Banned for not realizing that I noticed it in the first place and suggested alternatives so the word "that" need not be repeated.
Banned for that.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3508 on: July 30, 2014, 06:44:03 PM »
What it is is that that thing bothers some but not others. You can't ban for that when what that is is what that is supposed to be. That is only that if it is the that that that is meant to be that, otherwise it wouldn't be that at all and would make no sense. Power banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3509 on: July 30, 2014, 06:44:54 PM »
You are banned by
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