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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3375 on: July 16, 2014, 07:28:03 AM »
It takes dozens of O'Doul's to even get buzzed. Banned for not accounting for this in the beer budget.

Banned because it is perfectly acceptable to get trashed on non-alcoholic beverages seeing as to how it's Wednesday.
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« Reply #3376 on: July 16, 2014, 07:29:33 AM »
Banned for not confessing to the other contents in the non-alcoholic beverage.
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« Reply #3377 on: July 16, 2014, 07:13:44 PM »
Banned for spiking his non-alcoholic drinks.
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« Reply #3378 on: July 16, 2014, 07:22:43 PM »
Banned for not urinating in his his non-alcoholic lemonade
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3379 on: July 17, 2014, 01:07:20 AM »
Banned for selling tainted lemonade.
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« Reply #3380 on: July 17, 2014, 01:24:01 AM »
Banned for not urinating in his his non-alcoholic lemonade

Banned for spiking drinks in bad taste, and you were complaining about canned tuna being in bad taste, you must work in a bar.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3381 on: July 17, 2014, 01:43:06 AM »
Banned for not banning me!  BAN ME
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« Reply #3382 on: July 17, 2014, 06:23:28 AM »
Banned for not banning me!  BAN ME

This thread is for banning people, not for promoting small beach-side hotels

For unlicensed advertising you are BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3383 on: July 17, 2014, 06:36:09 AM »
Banned, because how do you know all the moderators haven't been organizing an Orthodox retreat in lovely Nha Trang?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3384 on: July 17, 2014, 06:39:56 PM »
Banned for advocating Orthodox retreat.
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« Reply #3385 on: July 17, 2014, 07:09:28 PM »
Banned for losing hope of retreat.
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« Reply #3386 on: July 17, 2014, 07:43:35 PM »
Banned for retreat instead of suicide. Always save a bullet for yourself.
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« Reply #3387 on: July 17, 2014, 09:25:28 PM »
Banned for scary comment  :o
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3388 on: July 17, 2014, 09:31:30 PM »
Banned 'cause u make kitteh scared
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3389 on: July 18, 2014, 12:46:53 AM »
Banned for finding a Copt that scares kittehs.
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« Reply #3390 on: July 18, 2014, 12:51:16 AM »
Banned for performing word crimes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3391 on: July 18, 2014, 01:10:17 AM »
Banned for posting a video I can't watch at the moment.
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« Reply #3392 on: July 18, 2014, 01:48:22 AM »
Banned for posting a video I can't watch at the moment.

Banned for prematurely banning, which may result in regret once you watch the video :P.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3393 on: July 18, 2014, 01:51:39 AM »
Banned because I will most assuredly forget to watch said video.  Double banned for thinking that I will regret not watching a Youtube video.  Triple banned for sticking your emoticon tongue out.
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« Reply #3394 on: July 18, 2014, 05:04:08 PM »
Banned because I will most assuredly forget to watch said video.  Double banned for thinking that I will regret not watching a Youtube video.  Triple banned for sticking your emoticon tongue out.

Banned for forgetting before you do, banned for not regretting your thinking, banned for taking it out on the innocent emoticon.
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« Reply #3395 on: July 18, 2014, 05:07:29 PM »
Banned for the oxymoron of your screen name and your most perfect banning.  I saw nothing sinfully hypocritical in that ban.  :angel:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3396 on: July 18, 2014, 05:13:54 PM »
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« Reply #3397 on: July 18, 2014, 05:18:19 PM »
Banned for the oxymoron of your screen name and your most perfect banning.  I saw nothing sinfully hypocritical in that ban.  :angel:

Banned for assuming what I have done in the past does not make me guilty of the same things.

A wise man once said to me , there are two kinds of men, hypocrites and dead banned ones.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3398 on: July 18, 2014, 05:22:45 PM »
Banned for not banning Einstein.
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« Reply #3399 on: July 18, 2014, 05:39:48 PM »
Banned for not banning Einstein.

Banned because without Einstein, we wouldn't have the internet, thus wouldn't be able to ban one another... probably.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3400 on: July 18, 2014, 06:44:29 PM »
Banned for alternative history.
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« Reply #3401 on: July 18, 2014, 06:53:55 PM »
Banned for forcing your 'alternative lifestyle' (Orthodox Christianity) onto other people by posting about it on the internet where anyone and everyone could see it!

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« Reply #3402 on: July 18, 2014, 06:56:50 PM »
Banned for being worse than me, Sir Posts-A-Lot!
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« Reply #3404 on: July 18, 2014, 09:14:13 PM »
Banned for being closer to 30,000 posts than I am.
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« Reply #3405 on: July 18, 2014, 10:22:27 PM »
Banned for having more stars than me.
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« Reply #3406 on: July 18, 2014, 10:30:40 PM »
Banned for getting frustrated about such matters, when you could easily feel better by going to youtube and watching a vid of Highway Star by Deep Purple.

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« Reply #3407 on: July 19, 2014, 07:12:52 AM »
Banned for not making me feel better.
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« Reply #3408 on: July 19, 2014, 07:28:30 AM »
Being banned is about more than a feeling. You better recognize.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3409 on: July 19, 2014, 07:41:53 AM »
Ship Ban yourself to Boston.
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« Reply #3410 on: July 19, 2014, 08:21:07 AM »
Ship Ban yourself to Boston.

Unclear if you meant that he should be ban himself whilst listening to the band Boston, or that he should ban himself toward the city Boston.  Either way, you my friend are easily the best song that Wings ever came out with because you are banned on the run!
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« Reply #3411 on: July 19, 2014, 09:37:02 AM »
Banned in D.C., with a thousand other places to go...
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« Reply #3412 on: July 19, 2014, 05:24:16 PM »
Banned because I slept in it is already evening again. Thank God if you can work and have a reason to get up early. Banned again if you are an insomniac.
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« Reply #3413 on: July 19, 2014, 06:14:02 PM »
Banned for Sleepless in Seattle.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3414 on: July 19, 2014, 06:38:03 PM »
Banned for not having watched Word Crimes.
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« Reply #3415 on: July 19, 2014, 06:55:16 PM »
Oxford comma 'til I die!  Tru dat, grammer rules, and l33t 4eva.  Oh, BTW, ur BANNED!!!!!1!!
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« Reply #3416 on: July 19, 2014, 07:13:02 PM »
Banned for provoking Weird Al, you literary "diktator."
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« Reply #3417 on: July 19, 2014, 07:23:52 PM »
Banned for not knowing that Weird Al and I go way back.  He approves of my usage of diktator as a nod to my upbringing in West Germany.
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« Reply #3418 on: July 19, 2014, 10:13:38 PM »
Banned because it's all one Germany now.
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« Reply #3419 on: July 19, 2014, 10:17:09 PM »
Banned because it's all one Germany now.

Banned because my Nena vinyl says otherwise.
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