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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3330 on: July 09, 2014, 02:16:48 AM »
I had a feeling you'll say this ;)

Banned for quoting Orthodox scriptures in opposition of my heterodoxy :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3331 on: July 09, 2014, 02:28:45 AM »
Banned since heterodoxy is no  ;) or  :P matter.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3332 on: July 09, 2014, 11:06:40 AM »
Banned for the incorrect use of smileys as adjectives.  :police:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3333 on: July 09, 2014, 02:43:19 PM »
Banned for the incorrect use of smileys as adjectives.  :police:

Banned for using male-stripper emoticon!  Next time, go with either a fireman or rodeo-clown.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3334 on: July 09, 2014, 02:44:36 PM »
Banned for being reply number 3333!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3335 on: July 09, 2014, 07:31:36 PM »
Banned for not having the foresight to be 3333.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3336 on: July 09, 2014, 11:01:54 PM »
Banned for correctly and humiliatingly pointing out how I lacked the foresight to be 3333.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3337 on: July 10, 2014, 01:20:42 AM »
I hereby renounce Minasolimanism: it is a faith that does not give the faithful true clairvoyance and foreknowledge of things to come, as well as not bestowing perfect numbers on its followers (e.g. 3333, 777, 444, etc.).  Banned for your heretodox faith that abounds in male strippers!

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BTW, fish n chips :police:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3338 on: July 10, 2014, 03:02:04 AM »
Banned for shattering my faith in Minasolimanism.  I was in blissful ignorance before you came and exposed Mina and now I must reject him, his teachings and his army of cheesy male strippers.

BTW, fish n chips :police:

Oh, and don't you mean goat n chips? DOUBLE BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3339 on: July 10, 2014, 03:14:25 AM »
I'm sure goat and chips would be good, but since you haven't prepared it, BANNED.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3340 on: July 10, 2014, 11:48:33 AM »
Banned for distracting me with thoughts of why I haven't prepared your goat n chips.  Now I have this running around in my head for some reason.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3341 on: July 10, 2014, 01:01:16 PM »
Banned for nostalgic moment.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3342 on: July 10, 2014, 04:25:08 PM »
Banned for not yearning for anything from the past.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3343 on: July 10, 2014, 04:29:57 PM »
Banned for not yearning for anything from the past.

Banned because under the B-theory of Time, there is no past.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3344 on: July 10, 2014, 04:34:36 PM »
Banned for not yearning for anything from the past.

Banned because under the B-theory of Time, there is no past.
Banned for thinking we adhere to the innovation of B-theory.
Guys! They're not intercoursing. It's just an unfortunate angle.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3345 on: July 10, 2014, 04:36:30 PM »
Banned for not yearning for anything from the past.

Banned because under the B-theory of Time, there is no past.
Banned for thinking we adhere to the innovation of B-theory.

Banned because...well...C-theory of time? hmmm?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3346 on: July 10, 2014, 05:29:59 PM »
Banned for relying on mindless theories that have no past or future.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3347 on: July 11, 2014, 01:22:09 AM »
Banned for not searching for God's face now...and right....now.  I mean......now!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3348 on: July 11, 2014, 02:08:09 PM »
Banned for not knowing God's face is found in eggs. The Virgin Mary appeared in toast after all  :laugh:



Seriously....that's a real claim.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3349 on: July 11, 2014, 02:33:54 PM »
Banned for not knowing God's face is found in eggs. The Virgin Mary appeared in toast after all  :laugh:



Seriously....that's a real claim.

Banned because now no one can eat that!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3350 on: July 11, 2014, 04:12:44 PM »
Banned for rejecting the body and blood of the Lord.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3351 on: July 11, 2014, 06:51:46 PM »
Banned for rejecting the body and blood of the Lord.

Banned for thinking that the body and blood can only be found in unleavened wafers. What are you? Some kind of papist heretic?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3352 on: July 12, 2014, 05:18:55 PM »
Banned for rejecting the body and blood of the Lord.

Banned for thinking that the body and blood can only be found in unleavened wafers. What are you? Some kind of papist heretic?

Banned for not helping me out by telling me, what, who I am.

There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep for such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3353 on: July 12, 2014, 07:53:41 PM »
Banned for rejecting the body and blood of the Lord.

Banned for thinking that the body and blood can only be found in unleavened wafers. What are you? Some kind of papist heretic?

Banned for not helping me out by telling me, what, who I am.

There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep for such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am

Banned for your post made me go like this...


I will continue to label myself Christian, and Anglican, in respect for my baptism. Even though I still struggle with doubts. I don't believe it is fair to dismiss it that easily because of some doubt.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3354 on: July 12, 2014, 08:45:43 PM »
Sorry, but now I have to ban you for upsetting poor Oprah.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3355 on: July 13, 2014, 12:49:45 AM »
Banned for thinking Oprah's ridiculous tears are worth pity. In other sense if you go on The View do you expect to have a rational conversation? Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3356 on: July 13, 2014, 01:12:02 AM »
Banned for putting the word "rational" within the same sentence as "The View".
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« Reply #3357 on: July 13, 2014, 04:59:16 PM »
Banned for putting the word "rational" within the same sentence as "The View".

Banned for irrational views.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3358 on: July 13, 2014, 09:42:37 PM »
Banned for not making Hecma realize that he should have congratulated wainscottbi on a most worthy ban considering Oprah's banworthy face.  :angel:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3359 on: July 14, 2014, 09:21:25 AM »
As much as I agree that Oprah's face is banworthy and the person who posted her picture should be forever banned, she is made in God's image too.  Banned!
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« Reply #3360 on: July 14, 2014, 03:40:12 PM »
Banned for reading the book "The Shack", where God is depicted as a black woman, wait, I read it too, I am banned too.
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« Reply #3361 on: July 14, 2014, 03:47:25 PM »
Banned for banning yourself.  If you click on the "report to moderator" button on yourself, it will explain why.  :P
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« Reply #3362 on: July 14, 2014, 03:55:02 PM »
Banned for not really being a wise old guy with a beard
...Or it's just possible he's a mouthy young man on an internet forum.
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« Reply #3363 on: July 14, 2014, 03:59:49 PM »
Banned for banning yourself.  If you click on the "report to moderator" button on yourself, it will explain why.  :P

Banned for banning he who was already banned, making him for all intents and purposes "unbanned", thus not adhering to the primary and sole function of this thread.
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« Reply #3364 on: July 14, 2014, 04:00:12 PM »
Banned for not really being a wise old guy with a beard

Banned for banning him before me!
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« Reply #3365 on: July 14, 2014, 04:07:21 PM »
Thank you for thoroughly confusing me, all I can say now is

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« Reply #3366 on: July 14, 2014, 04:39:34 PM »
Banned for not realizing that he should be banned not for being ultimately unbanned by banning his self-banishment, but for being initially unbanned by an inability for self-banishment, thus making my banishment proper and final.  :police:
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« Reply #3367 on: July 14, 2014, 04:48:22 PM »
Hey guys! I have an idea. How about we extend mutual unbannings to all.  Or not.

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« Reply #3368 on: July 14, 2014, 05:03:44 PM »
Hey guys! I have an idea. How about we extend mutual unbannings to all.  Or not.

BANNED.

Banned for not making up my mind, or what's left of it.
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« Reply #3369 on: July 14, 2014, 09:06:17 PM »
Banned for just the hecma of it, SinfulHypocrite. It only you were Hecma this would be twice as just and twice as funny. As it is, you are banned just because niner-two-five, roger? No, not Roger! Roger as is is that clear? Shirley you understand that?
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« Reply #3370 on: July 15, 2014, 01:31:47 AM »
Banne because I resemble that remark.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3371 on: July 16, 2014, 12:28:27 AM »
Banned for resembling Shirley.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3372 on: July 16, 2014, 06:40:45 AM »
Banned for resembling Shirley.



Banned because the Shirley Temple is my favorite drink.  Gets me so trashed.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3373 on: July 16, 2014, 07:03:14 AM »
Banned for not getting trashed on O'Doul's.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3374 on: July 16, 2014, 07:24:08 AM »
It takes dozens of O'Doul's to even get buzzed. Banned for not accounting for this in the beer budget.