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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3285 on: July 02, 2014, 08:07:21 PM »
Banned for fear of being a goat.  Some of the best curries have goat in them..
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3286 on: July 03, 2014, 03:29:26 AM »
What we have here is a blatant disregard for Matthew 25:31-46.   BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3287 on: July 03, 2014, 03:37:23 AM »
No, what we have here is a failure to communicate how good goat can really be! 


Banned!  And no more tacos for you.  Ever.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3288 on: July 03, 2014, 04:04:04 AM »
Banned for being non-clairvoyant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3289 on: July 03, 2014, 04:19:41 AM »
Banned, because even I knew that!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3290 on: July 03, 2014, 08:00:56 AM »
BANNED for suspicion of dabbling in the occult and indulging in goat-related activity, when you should have been fasting in preparation for Independence Day tomorrow!  Since you like goat so much, this lil' guy can teach you a thing or two:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3291 on: July 03, 2014, 05:17:05 PM »
BANNED for suspicion of dabbling in the occult and indulging in goat-related activity, when you should have been fasting in preparation for Independence Day tomorrow!  Since you like goat so much, this lil' guy can teach you a thing or two:



Banned for not fearing the curry of God.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3292 on: July 03, 2014, 05:22:44 PM »
Two goats, a snake, a curry, and a six-toed rabbi do not a theological system make. Banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3293 on: July 03, 2014, 07:55:41 PM »
Two goats, a snake, a curry, and a six-toed rabbi do not a theological system make. Banned!

I will see your two goats, a snake, a curry, and a six-toed rabbi, and raise you Siamese Popes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3294 on: July 03, 2014, 11:38:37 PM »
Banned because that T-shirt is X-treme!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3295 on: July 04, 2014, 06:37:16 AM »
BANNED because today is the day for X-treme-tshirtivity! If you can't handle the heat, don't loiter in the American kitchen!



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3296 on: July 04, 2014, 06:45:50 AM »
Banned because nobody would wear such a thing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3297 on: July 04, 2014, 06:52:08 AM »
Banned because you live in Dutch, semi-noble birth, dinner jacket-wearing environment where you don't have the pleasure of knowing someone who would actually wear this with some sort of pride.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3298 on: July 04, 2014, 09:19:20 AM »
Banned because Aaron wore a breastplate, which is more awesome than a shirt.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3299 on: July 04, 2014, 04:56:51 PM »
Banned for wearing your moms fine china.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3300 on: July 04, 2014, 07:16:24 PM »
Banned for not cooking up some fine Chinese food.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3301 on: July 04, 2014, 07:24:48 PM »
1 glass of diet sunkist
1 bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
1 one-way ticket for a ride on the ban train

I saved the last one for you. Enjoy!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3302 on: July 04, 2014, 07:30:08 PM »
Banned for conducting the ban train.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3303 on: July 05, 2014, 10:26:54 AM »
BANNED for not realizing that banning is not restricted to land, but is also sea-worthy.  In other words; shoulda' gotten out the way of the Ban-hovercraft! 



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3304 on: July 05, 2014, 10:28:27 AM »
Banned for not taking the Hovercraft Safety Course before boating in a nonsesnsical manner.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3305 on: July 06, 2014, 04:43:21 PM »
Banned because... well just take a look at how fully loaded the ban-hovercraft is.  I don't need safety with muscle like that.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3306 on: July 06, 2014, 05:20:22 PM »
Banned because... well just take a look at how fully loaded the ban-hovercraft is.  I don't need safety with muscle like that.

Banned because there are thousands of those types of muscle swimming with the fishes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3307 on: July 06, 2014, 07:07:38 PM »
Banned because... well just take a look at how fully loaded the ban-hovercraft is.  I don't need safety with muscle like that.

Banned because there are thousands of those types of muscle swimming with the fishes.

Banned because you misspelled mussels :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3308 on: July 06, 2014, 11:42:22 PM »
Banned because it is easy to misspell this word that so many people mispell.
I don't got one of those scanner thingees to put my John Hancock on here. Here is my Social Security Number though: XXX-XX-XXXX. Just figure out what the Xs mean.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3309 on: July 07, 2014, 12:03:25 AM »
Banned because I had to reread your post three times to make sure you did spell misspell correctly which also gave me a headache and not supplying me with some Anacin in advance.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3310 on: July 07, 2014, 12:44:28 AM »
Banned for the desire to misuse medication on the yet-to-be published diagnosis of grammar-induced headaches.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3311 on: July 07, 2014, 06:05:02 AM »
Banned for the desire to misuse medication on the yet-to-be published diagnosis of grammar-induced headaches.

Banned for being a grammaricitis skeptic.  We keep hearing about it in the news, so it must be real!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3312 on: July 07, 2014, 10:09:21 AM »
Banned for being a grammar Nazi. Heil Grammar!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3313 on: July 07, 2014, 12:43:55 PM »
Banned for being a grammar Nazi. Heil Grammar!


Banned because I am actually more of a grammar communist and banning you is an integral part of my party's five-year-plan. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3314 on: July 07, 2014, 04:55:15 PM »
Banned for not inviting us to the party.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3315 on: July 07, 2014, 08:03:22 PM »
Banned for having the audacity to be asked to be invited in what is obviously an exclusively elite party.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3316 on: July 08, 2014, 09:38:56 AM »
THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MINA PARTY, BECAUSE A MINA PARTY DON'T stop.  BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3317 on: July 08, 2014, 09:48:25 AM »
THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MINA PARTY, BECAUSE A MINA PARTY DON'T stop.  BANNED!

If a Mina-party truly don't stop, yet Mina is banned, does the Mina-party continue in Mina's absence?  Or perhaps the party proceeds despite the physical presence of said Mina?  If a Mina parties alone in the woods and there is no one for Mina to Macarena with, did the party really happen? 

For causing me to ponder these thoughts, which will likely keep me up at night, you are BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3318 on: July 08, 2014, 10:22:03 AM »
Banned for thinking too much about a simple concept; we are all Mina.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3319 on: July 08, 2014, 10:32:43 AM »
Banned for advocating Buddhism on oc.net
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3320 on: July 08, 2014, 10:35:14 AM »
It's Minasolimanism, get it right.  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3321 on: July 08, 2014, 01:59:54 PM »
It's Minasolimanism, get it right.  Banned!

Banned for not explaining how one becomes a Minosolimanist.  I am willing to embrace it, if only I knew how. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3322 on: July 08, 2014, 05:37:42 PM »
Watch the Blues Brothers movie, and at the theatre at the end you will hear how in the song Minnie the Moocher.
Banned until you do.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3323 on: July 08, 2014, 06:53:24 PM »
It's Minasolimanism, get it right.  Banned!

Banned for not explaining how one becomes a Minosolimanist.  I am willing to embrace it, if only I knew how. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3324 on: July 08, 2014, 10:16:08 PM »
Banned for discouraging people to join my heterodox religion!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3325 on: July 09, 2014, 12:23:46 AM »
Banned for not geting the word out.  What, another best kept secretive religion?!?!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3326 on: July 09, 2014, 12:27:53 AM »
Banned for not asking politely.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3327 on: July 09, 2014, 01:04:48 AM »
Will you just ban yourself, PLEASE?  Thank you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3328 on: July 09, 2014, 01:37:07 AM »
Banned for an impossible request.
Vain existence can never exist, for "unless the LORD builds the house, the builders labor in vain." (Psalm 127)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3329 on: July 09, 2014, 01:43:24 AM »
Banned for not being with God.

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