THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MINA PARTY, BECAUSE A MINA PARTY DON'T stop. BANNED!
If a Mina-party truly don't stop, yet Mina is banned, does the Mina-party continue in Mina's absence? Or perhaps the party proceeds despite the physical presence of said Mina? If a Mina parties alone in the woods and there is no one for Mina to Macarena with, did the party really happen?
For causing me to ponder these thoughts, which will likely keep me up at night, you are BANNED!