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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3240 on: June 24, 2014, 07:02:23 AM »
Silence earthling!

No mention of the the word "banned" in a topic where you are supposed to ban someone every time you post !! BANNED!
« Last Edit: June 24, 2014, 07:02:56 AM by Raylight »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3241 on: June 24, 2014, 08:19:31 AM »
Silence earthling!

No mention of the the word "banned" in a topic where you are supposed to ban someone every time you post !! BANNED!

Banned for criticising the non-banning mercy of another.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3242 on: June 24, 2014, 05:31:56 PM »
Banned for being unmerciful of the lowly critic.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3243 on: June 25, 2014, 12:26:26 AM »
Banned because critics are nothing without thumbs!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3244 on: June 25, 2014, 05:40:06 PM »
Banned because critics are nothing without thumbs!

Banned because I have a double jointed thumb.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3245 on: June 25, 2014, 05:50:02 PM »


Know what that is? A vortex of ban! And you, sir, are about to get an up close view!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3246 on: June 25, 2014, 05:51:35 PM »
This is the most annoying thread on OCNet. 
"Do not tempt the Mor thy Mod."

Mor no longer posts on OCNet.  He follows threads, posts his responses daily, occasionally starts threads, and responds to private messages when and as he wants.  But he really isn't around anymore.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3247 on: June 25, 2014, 05:54:53 PM »
That sucks that they make you post in it against your will :(  Can you try to resign from the moderatorial position of posting in threads you don't like in sections you don't moderate?  :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3248 on: June 25, 2014, 05:59:10 PM »
That sucks that they make you post in it against your will :(  Can you try to resign from the moderatorial position of posting in threads you don't like in sections you don't moderate?  :P

I posted my previous message freely.  Am I not allowed to dislike something here and tell you about it? 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3249 on: June 25, 2014, 06:00:54 PM »
Banned for being merciful on top of being a fornicator.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3250 on: June 25, 2014, 06:02:37 PM »
Banned for being merciful on top of being a fornicator.

Would you rather I was "just"?  That could get rough.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3251 on: June 25, 2014, 06:04:07 PM »
Your post doesn't include any banning to the previous member, even if you don't like the thread.  BANNED!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3252 on: June 25, 2014, 06:04:44 PM »
Banned for 1) not playing by the rules of the game, 2) complaining about the thread, and 3) defending yourself with a statement that implies that I am not allowed to "freely" voice my own opinion criticizing your post freely voicing your opinion  :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3253 on: June 26, 2014, 01:13:48 AM »
Banned for murdering cats.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3254 on: June 26, 2014, 08:32:18 AM »
This is the most annoying thread on OCNet. 
+1
I rue the day I first posted in it.

and I'm BANNING hecma925 for contemplating murder at such an early hour of the morning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3255 on: June 26, 2014, 03:52:27 PM »
This is the most annoying thread on OCNet.  
+1
I rue the day I first posted in it.

and I'm BANNING hecma925 for contemplating murder at such an early hour of the morning.

Multiple Bannable Infractions

1. Banned for agreeing with someone in the ban thread.

2. Banned for rueing instead of rowing.

3. Banned for thinking there is a good time for murder.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2014, 03:53:21 PM by Sinful Hypocrite »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3256 on: June 27, 2014, 12:49:31 AM »
Banned for tripling bans, when one would suffice.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3257 on: June 27, 2014, 12:55:40 AM »
Banned for using pretentious words like "suffice".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3258 on: June 27, 2014, 01:02:24 AM »
Banned for using a pretentious word like "pretentious".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3259 on: June 27, 2014, 04:25:13 PM »
Banned for the only time pretentious ever appeared twice in one sentence.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3260 on: June 28, 2014, 12:04:56 AM »
1-2-1 Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3261 on: June 28, 2014, 04:40:44 AM »
1-2-1 Banned!

Banned for not respecting proper numeral progression!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3262 on: June 28, 2014, 05:01:32 AM »
Banned for believing this thread is about respect.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3263 on: June 28, 2014, 05:06:16 AM »
5am ban, I should be in bed, so should you, Saturday, go to sleep!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3264 on: June 28, 2014, 05:14:44 AM »
Banned for adhering to an amero-centric concept of time!  

GMT +1 for LIFE ya'll!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3265 on: June 28, 2014, 05:47:18 AM »
Banned for an anglocentric worldview.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3266 on: June 28, 2014, 05:33:52 PM »
Banned for not enjoying the view.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3267 on: June 28, 2014, 05:45:57 PM »
Banned for feast or famine philosophizing!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3268 on: June 28, 2014, 05:51:35 PM »
Banned for feast or famine philosophizing!

We're Orthodox, the opposite of "feast" is not "famine", it's "fast"!  BANNED
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3269 on: June 29, 2014, 01:01:23 AM »
Banned for going too fast.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3270 on: June 29, 2014, 01:04:22 AM »
Banned for slowing the process by pouring syrup in the works!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3271 on: June 29, 2014, 01:54:16 AM »
Banned for pouring corn syrup rather than maple syrup.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3272 on: June 29, 2014, 04:19:53 AM »
Banned because I heard you do horrible things, like shave the words "Get 'Doxed!" into neighborhood dogs, as some type of edgy evangelism aimed at the thriving hipster community there. Satan, put thy shaver down!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3273 on: June 29, 2014, 04:22:27 AM »
Banned for not knowing that my trademark evangelistic tool is tattooing; far more hesychasmagoric and permanent.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3274 on: June 29, 2014, 11:02:21 AM »
Banned for unrepentant banning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3275 on: June 29, 2014, 02:13:28 PM »
Most people underestimate the importance of using the proper amount of goop when performing a ban. This is a tragedy. I have spent many long years perfecting my goop application, so that my technique is precise and coverage substantial.



(I always use goop that I collect and jar myself. I'm sure the goop industry follows all the government guidelines, but for my part I require a purer and more potent form of the stuff. Yes it's frustrating keeping the thousands of Czechoslovakian slugs fed and clean, but when I see the despair in the eyes of someone I just banned it makes it all worth it.)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3276 on: June 30, 2014, 02:58:15 PM »
Most people underestimate the importance of using the proper amount of goop when performing a ban. This is a tragedy. I have spent many long years perfecting my goop application, so that my technique is precise and coverage substantial.



(I always use goop that I collect and jar myself. I'm sure the goop industry follows all the government guidelines, but for my part I require a purer and more potent form of the stuff. Yes it's frustrating keeping the thousands of Czechoslovakian slugs fed and clean, but when I see the despair in the eyes of someone I just banned it makes it all worth it.)

Clearly you have been neglecting to inform your herd of  innocent slugs that their nation, Czechoslovakia, dissolved in 1992.  You must've had to shield them from news and media outlets, including the internet.  What did you do, give them only old newspapers to read?  You did didn't you!?    For this you are BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3277 on: June 30, 2014, 05:04:29 PM »
Banned because I know people who consider themselves Czechoslovakian, just as Jews never gave up on Israel, or chicagoans on the cubs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3278 on: July 02, 2014, 12:52:25 AM »
Chicagoans aren't their own ethnicity, no matter how obnoxious they are.  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3279 on: July 02, 2014, 03:36:02 AM »
You think you so funny just because you have a powers to ban well let me be telling you something Jacko you has one other thing coming and that's me BLAMO know what I mean course not cause you is banned........ NOW BZZT.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3280 on: July 02, 2014, 03:50:09 AM »
DO YOU WANT THE BAN?  YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE BAN!  BANNED ANYWAY!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3281 on: July 02, 2014, 03:55:13 AM »
Thank you. We need men like you to ban men like me. We wouldn't be able to sleep at night except that we know that there are men like you willing to do the banning necessary to protect this forum.

Wait a second, I can handle the ban if I need to! Consider yourself handled!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3282 on: July 02, 2014, 04:14:10 AM »
Kissel, you have been found guilty of 1st degree excess foruming with homicidal intent to thread by a jury of your peers.  You are hereby sentenced to life in banning.  Your sentence will begin now.  Bailiff, take him away.  Court is adjourned.

 :police: :police: :police:  :( :police: :police: :police:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3283 on: July 02, 2014, 01:14:47 PM »
Kissel, you have been found guilty of 1st degree excess foruming with homicidal intent to thread by a jury of your peers.  You are hereby sentenced to life in banning.  Your sentence will begin now.  Bailiff, take him away.  Court is adjourned.

 :police: :police: :police:  :( :police: :police: :police:

You, sire, have clearly denied to inform the accused that he is entitled to trial by combat.  While you are BANNED for this breach of justice, the accused may now choose his champion.  May I suggest present day Clint Howard?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3284 on: July 02, 2014, 01:56:00 PM »
Oh, I can choose a champion? Do I get to choose what kind of battle? I choose basketball, and my champion is Hakeem Olajuwon. Public defender Mugsy Bogues will represent the other side.
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