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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3195 on: June 15, 2014, 03:24:03 PM »
You just earned yourself an authentic oc.net ban, moonwalking style. Enjoy!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3196 on: June 15, 2014, 06:26:07 PM »
Banned for walking forward and backward with dinosaurs.
« Last Edit: June 15, 2014, 06:26:28 PM by Sinful Hypocrite »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3197 on: June 15, 2014, 11:43:47 PM »
Banned for believing in dinosaurs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3198 on: June 15, 2014, 11:53:31 PM »
When I was a kid (maybe 5 or 6) we went to the mall and they had this display of a "dinosaur" there that looked real (to me) and must have been 50 feet tall. For a few years after that I was sure I had seen a real live dinosaur. Now I feel embarrassed. Banned for making me remember!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3199 on: June 16, 2014, 10:42:58 AM »
When I was a kid (maybe 5 or 6) we went to the mall and they had this display of a "dinosaur" there that looked real (to me) and must have been 50 feet tall. For a few years after that I was sure I had seen a real live dinosaur. Now I feel embarrassed. Banned for making me remember!

Banned, because the dinosaur you saw in the mall told me so.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3200 on: June 16, 2014, 03:50:45 PM »
Banned because Her Majesty's Commonwealth has been put to shame with the loss of Australia and England. Go USA, for you will do the British Empire justice if you win!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3201 on: June 16, 2014, 05:32:49 PM »
Banned because Her Majesty's Commonwealth has been put to shame with the loss of Australia and England. Go USA, for you will do the British Empire justice if you win!

Banned because the US has their own football trophy, Go Greece!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3202 on: June 16, 2014, 06:00:15 PM »
Banned, because there is no Vatican Football Team. Ahhhh, could you imagine.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3203 on: June 16, 2014, 06:07:02 PM »
Banned for playing soccer in empty stadiums!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3204 on: June 17, 2014, 02:37:45 AM »
Banned for the Illuminati conspiracy of FIFA.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3205 on: June 17, 2014, 06:15:10 PM »
Banned for the Illuminati conspiracy of FIFA.

Banned for making an anti-matter foul.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2014, 06:15:51 PM by Sinful Hypocrite »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3206 on: June 18, 2014, 01:41:26 AM »
Banned because anti-matter doesn't matter.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3207 on: June 18, 2014, 01:51:56 AM »
Banned because you are reminding me that I still haven't received my Lego Neil deGrasse Tyson + Carl Sagan shirt in the mail yet.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3208 on: June 18, 2014, 01:55:27 AM »
Banned for paying too much money to get it overnighted to you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3209 on: June 18, 2014, 01:36:30 PM »
Banned for paying too much money to get it overnighted to you.

Banned, for banning a member who shared his childhood dreams with us.
I gave it another chance but it failed. I'm no longer posting on this forum.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3210 on: June 18, 2014, 04:52:12 PM »
Banned for making me think of when I first got Legos, they were being offered as a special offer on a side of a butter box, you couldn't buy them in stores yet, and we weren't sure if they would be any good, I used that very small set for years.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2014, 04:55:39 PM by Sinful Hypocrite »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3211 on: June 18, 2014, 09:50:26 PM »
A sin is a sin is a sin.

The plural of Lego is just Lego, not Legos.

You cannot get Lego, for Lego is the name of a company, not the toy. You can get Lego bricks, or sets, or what have you. Similarly you wouldn't say "I got Hasbros" or "I played with Hasbros" when you meant G.I. Joe toys.

I am nitpicking and being a dufus. I hope I have not tarnished your memories by being this Lego-nazi about things.

A sin is a sin is a sin.

Never forget the unforgivable sin: buying Mega Bloks products.

Eww.

Have a nice day.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3212 on: June 19, 2014, 04:44:52 PM »
Banned because it is a sin you did not enjoy your Legos as much as I did.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3213 on: June 19, 2014, 04:47:00 PM »
Banned because it is a sin you did not enjoy your Legos as much as I did.

Banned for scurrilous lies! LIES!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3214 on: June 19, 2014, 05:06:08 PM »
Banned for not embracing your repressed memories.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3215 on: June 20, 2014, 01:12:29 AM »
Banned for having repressed memories you want to embrace lovingly and never let go.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3216 on: June 20, 2014, 01:25:56 AM »
Banned for having repressed memories you want to embrace lovingly and never let go.

Banned for reminding me of this song, and especially the chorus, which I now have stuck in my head. Banned, banned again, and thrice-more banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3217 on: June 20, 2014, 01:29:53 AM »
Banned for aggressive banning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3218 on: June 20, 2014, 01:33:40 AM »
Banned for having better hair than I do.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3219 on: June 20, 2014, 01:34:56 AM »
Banned for having too many saints in your avatar.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3220 on: June 20, 2014, 01:36:15 AM »
Banned for having an avatar depicting a saint flashing gang signs!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3221 on: June 20, 2014, 01:43:38 AM »
Now, this is a story all about how
 My life got flipped-turned upside down
 And I'd like to take a minute
 Just sit right there
 I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
 
In west Philadelphia born and raised
 On the playground was where I spent most of my days
 Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
 And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
 When a couple of guys who were up to no good
 Started making trouble in my neighborhood
 I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
 She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
 
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
 The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
 If anything I could say that this cab was rare
 But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'
 
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
 I looked at my kingdom
 I was finally there
 To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3222 on: June 20, 2014, 06:22:57 PM »
Banned for rapping ecstatic and then hiding behind a Saint.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3223 on: June 21, 2014, 01:11:53 AM »
Banned for only having a googly moogly to hide behind.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3224 on: June 21, 2014, 01:39:57 AM »
Yo mama so dumb she mixed up p-Toluenesulfonic acid and Trifluoromethanesulfonic acid! What a dunce! For being the sorry son of such a mistake maker, banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3225 on: June 21, 2014, 02:11:03 AM »
Yo mama so dumb, she ain't even a chemist.  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3226 on: June 21, 2014, 10:46:38 AM »
Banned for disrespecting Yo Mama.*




*No relation, of course, to Yo Yo Ma. ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3227 on: June 21, 2014, 04:36:56 PM »
Banned cause my Mama plays fiddle better than Yo Mama.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3228 on: June 21, 2014, 04:49:33 PM »
From the song Yo Mama Went Down To Georgia:

Fire on the Mountain. Run, boys, run!
Yo mama's in the house of the rising sun
Sinful Hypocrite's makin a horrible mess
Justin will you ban him? yes child yes!



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3229 on: June 21, 2014, 05:16:23 PM »
Isn't that cute?

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3230 on: June 22, 2014, 09:00:28 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3231 on: June 22, 2014, 09:29:56 PM »
May you use every single one of those Ban-aids.  You're going to need it!  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3232 on: June 23, 2014, 12:56:44 AM »
Banned for wishing to a member to use every single one of the Ban-aids.  :police:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3233 on: June 23, 2014, 05:35:14 AM »
Banned for unexpectedly expecting kindness in the ban thread.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3234 on: June 23, 2014, 09:43:46 AM »
You are hereby irreversibly banned for inexplicably using the word "unexpectedly" unconvincingly, when in actuality unbelievably cooler words were indefensibly left unloved, unwanted, and unused.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3235 on: June 23, 2014, 10:28:35 AM »
Banned for changing his username as often as I change my pants.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3236 on: June 23, 2014, 10:49:58 AM »
Banned for changing his username as often as I change my pants.

You only change your pants 3-4 times in a 12 year period? Ewww.... banned!
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« Reply #3237 on: June 23, 2014, 11:11:22 AM »
Banned for changing his username as often as I change my pants.

You only change your pants 3-4 times in a 12 year period? Ewww.... banned!
Banned for changing your pants more than is necessary.
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« Reply #3238 on: June 23, 2014, 04:29:13 PM »
Banned because he wears Kilts the rest of the time.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3239 on: June 23, 2014, 11:29:14 PM »
Silence earthling!
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