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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3150 on: June 03, 2014, 05:13:27 PM »
Banned for banning yourself,only I can do that.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3151 on: June 03, 2014, 05:19:37 PM »
Banned for thinking you can ban yourself. Who in the name of monarchy do you think you are? King Juan Carlos?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3152 on: June 03, 2014, 06:28:36 PM »
Banned because I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3153 on: June 03, 2014, 06:40:57 PM »
Banned for abdicating like King Juan Carlos. That's who you are. One who gives up and gives into popular opinion. Or in your case one who bans yourself just because you can. That's who you are.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3154 on: June 03, 2014, 06:41:11 PM »
Banned for spouting gobbledygook.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3155 on: June 03, 2014, 07:24:02 PM »
Banned for using a word that is not a real word. Or is it......

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gobbledygook
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3156 on: June 03, 2014, 08:16:52 PM »
Banned for abdicating to Neapolitan .
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3157 on: June 07, 2014, 06:27:05 PM »
You are all hereby unbanned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3158 on: June 07, 2014, 09:21:20 PM »
You are all hereby unbanned.

Indeed, and you alone are hereby banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3159 on: June 07, 2014, 10:02:39 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3160 on: June 08, 2014, 12:21:06 AM »
Justin fissel wissel dissel missel issel, banned! banned! b-b-annned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3161 on: June 08, 2014, 03:07:29 AM »
Wittle annoying, institutionalized nincompoops; sorely capturing orthographic tater tots; BANNED, loser!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3162 on: June 08, 2014, 04:38:06 PM »
Banned because as much as we hate them, tater tots are three dimensional objects.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3163 on: June 08, 2014, 04:51:27 PM »
Banned for making me want Sonic tater tots:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3164 on: June 08, 2014, 06:24:02 PM »
Fiend!  Posting tatertotography!  BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3165 on: June 08, 2014, 11:24:50 PM »
Banned because I do not want Sonic tater tots so much as that big breast chicken sandwich they are advertising from Hardee's. Minus the mayo please.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3166 on: June 09, 2014, 08:54:16 AM »
Banned for posting one big breast rather than two.  Burger King has a 2 for $5 deal just for this possibility.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3167 on: June 09, 2014, 11:16:56 AM »
Banned for posting about lunch before lunchtime.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3168 on: June 09, 2014, 03:23:51 PM »
Banned, because breasts are suitable at any time.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3169 on: June 09, 2014, 04:17:36 PM »
Banned for not respecting legs and thighs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3170 on: June 09, 2014, 04:19:12 PM »
Banned for discussing the physical body on a day that is to be reserved for remembering the bodiless powers.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3171 on: June 09, 2014, 04:31:18 PM »
Banned for thinking a chicken has those.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3172 on: June 09, 2014, 04:40:40 PM »
Banned for going completely off topic and apparently posting in the wrong thread.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3173 on: June 09, 2014, 04:42:42 PM »
Banned for not giving me a minute.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3174 on: June 09, 2014, 04:43:16 PM »
True. Besides, I;ve been in a dozen or more parishes and have never seen a fancy-man's-piano once. However, I must now ban you as well. Just cause tgat's how I do it, G-ya.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3175 on: June 09, 2014, 04:44:10 PM »
Ban yourself for posting with a tablet, thus causing yourself to post too slowly.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3176 on: June 09, 2014, 04:44:50 PM »
banned for abominable spelling and grammatical syntax.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3177 on: June 09, 2014, 04:47:04 PM »
Bannibg on this tablet iz unposeible!!!#!
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« Reply #3178 on: June 09, 2014, 05:00:14 PM »
Banned for thinking I need a tablet to be slow.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3179 on: June 09, 2014, 05:01:09 PM »
Milk bread butter toast I like banning you the most!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3180 on: June 09, 2014, 06:19:48 PM »
One of these things is not like the other - BANNED.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3181 on: June 09, 2014, 06:26:39 PM »
"What does a tolerable diversity look like? And what is necessary for that diversity to be held together?" - asked by Fr. John on the podcast I am relistening to.

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Nothing!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3182 on: June 09, 2014, 06:50:54 PM »
Fr. John or Little John or Lil John?

The difference being priesthood, Sherwood, or YEAHHHHHHHH, OHHHHHHKAAAAAAYYYYYYY.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3183 on: June 09, 2014, 07:01:51 PM »
Father John, son of Bob Ross!



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3184 on: June 09, 2014, 07:15:12 PM »
Go paint some happy trees, since you're banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3185 on: June 09, 2014, 08:25:33 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3186 on: June 09, 2014, 08:52:14 PM »
Banned for living in a police state where simply being mustachioed and wearing tails gets you jailed.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3187 on: June 11, 2014, 04:50:26 PM »
Banned for trying to cheat, and collect the 200 dollars.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3188 on: June 13, 2014, 10:53:45 PM »
Banned by a roll of the dice.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3189 on: June 14, 2014, 03:17:10 AM »
I would just like to point out that many people frown upon playing dice with the forum life of regular posters here. If you ban someone it should not be because of something so frivolous as dice, but be for a very good reason. For example, I am going to ban you right now because it's 3am and I need to get to bed and I can't wait for someone else to post before me. Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3190 on: June 14, 2014, 05:30:12 PM »
Banned for posting in your sleep, while dreaming about rolling the dice.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3191 on: June 14, 2014, 05:51:47 PM »
Banned because I said so.
I gave it another chance but it failed. I'm no longer posting on this forum.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3192 on: June 15, 2014, 02:11:01 PM »
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« Reply #3193 on: June 15, 2014, 02:59:30 PM »
Banned for driving too slowly and obstructing the flow of traffic.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3194 on: June 15, 2014, 03:24:03 PM »
You just earned yourself an authentic oc.net ban, moonwalking style. Enjoy!

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