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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3015 on: May 20, 2014, 05:46:24 PM »
Banned because I could not vote today because I am Independent.
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« Reply #3016 on: May 20, 2014, 06:45:15 PM »
Banned because you made a vote to be independent.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3017 on: May 21, 2014, 05:18:15 PM »
Banned for supporting the two party system.
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« Reply #3018 on: May 21, 2014, 05:25:24 PM »
I send thee to band camp! Go play your clarinot, noboe, and piccolololol in the bunkhouse and stop polluting our ears with your cacophony of blasphemy!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3019 on: May 21, 2014, 05:27:42 PM »
I send thee to band camp! Go play your clarinot, noboe, and piccolololol in the bunkhouse and stop polluting our ears with your cacophony of blasphemy!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3020 on: May 21, 2014, 07:26:57 PM »
Banned for not joining the band, and learning to sing in tune.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3021 on: May 22, 2014, 01:47:37 AM »
Banned by my cat, Sir Thomas, named for Sir Thomas More, for not recognizing the authority of the Bishop of Rome as Supreme Pontiff. My cat died for that, you schismatic! No divorces!

EDIT: He's been missing for a few months and finally came home. He's laying here on the couch with me purring.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3022 on: May 22, 2014, 01:49:54 AM »
EDIT: He's been missing for a few months and finally came home. He's laying here on the couch with me purring.

Yay! ;D You get an unbannable-for-a-week card to celebrate!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3023 on: May 22, 2014, 09:17:20 AM »
Banned for cheering.  A solemn nod would have sufficed.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3024 on: May 22, 2014, 09:18:56 AM »
Banned for not rejoicing with wainscottbl in his time of joy.
Guys! They're not intercoursing. It's just an unfortunate angle.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3025 on: May 22, 2014, 09:27:08 AM »
I didn't get a "Yay" from you, so BANNED.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3026 on: May 22, 2014, 05:49:01 PM »
Banned for not making up your mind.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3027 on: May 22, 2014, 07:56:53 PM »
Banned because the cat is gone again. The back door got open somehow and he ran out. He's a tomcat so he'll be gone for a while again. Banned! He's the only cat that really likes affection. He needs to be neutered. Now get lost or I will neuter you SinfulHypocrite. Of course you can sing in the choir as a soprano which may be good.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3028 on: May 23, 2014, 08:38:52 AM »
The castrati are banned, therefore your desire to hear those high notes is also banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3029 on: May 23, 2014, 10:19:22 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3030 on: May 23, 2014, 10:20:31 AM »
Banned for whatever that's supposed to be.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3031 on: May 23, 2014, 11:06:21 AM »
Banned for whatever that's supposed to be.


Banned because it's Friday.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3032 on: May 23, 2014, 12:21:23 PM »

BANNED
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3033 on: May 23, 2014, 02:45:21 PM »
Banned for alluding to oral sex.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3034 on: May 23, 2014, 02:48:26 PM »
Banned for having a mind so deep in the gutter, it might as well be the sewer.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3035 on: May 23, 2014, 05:03:10 PM »
Banned for using figures of speech from the 90's.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3036 on: May 23, 2014, 05:32:37 PM »
Banned for using figures that add up.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3037 on: May 24, 2014, 12:33:22 AM »
Banned just because
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3038 on: May 24, 2014, 08:23:41 AM »
BANNED.  Period.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3039 on: May 24, 2014, 10:45:24 AM »
Banned           !
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3040 on: May 24, 2014, 10:59:25 AM »
You are banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3041 on: May 24, 2014, 11:02:33 AM »
A miniscule ban is still effective!  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3042 on: May 24, 2014, 04:24:10 PM »
Tiny little ban
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3043 on: May 24, 2014, 06:26:35 PM »
Banned to the second degree.

Banned2
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« Reply #3044 on: May 24, 2014, 06:40:37 PM »
Banned to the second degree.

Banned2

Cube root of banned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3045 on: May 25, 2014, 02:10:22 PM »
Emma Watson graduation day ban!


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« Reply #3046 on: May 25, 2014, 03:59:39 PM »
How can I ban you for posting a picture of Emma Watson, now? Well, a judge has to do his duty but in compassion for your goodness of posting the beautiful Watson I am giving you a probationary ban, the least of sentences the court can give you.

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« Reply #3047 on: May 25, 2014, 04:07:33 PM »
How can I ban you for posting a picture of Emma Watson, now? Well, a judge has to do his duty but in compassion for your goodness of posting the beautiful Watson I am giving you a probationary ban, the least of sentences the court can give you.



Banned for being cheapaneasy, a foreign sounding word you will understand.
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« Reply #3048 on: May 25, 2014, 06:11:24 PM »
Banned for mocking this court's judgment and holding Her Majesty's Lordship in contempt. That's foreign. See not my wigs and robe, American! This is the Queen's court and you are in contempt for even questioning the beauty of Emma Watson. She is like Cleopatra and I am am Mark Antony. I will leave my army and all of Rome behind for her!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3049 on: May 25, 2014, 06:16:10 PM »
Banned for following Emma Watson as Marc Antony did Cleopatra.

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« Reply #3050 on: May 25, 2014, 06:29:48 PM »
Banned for being on the side of Caesar. To me Alexandria is Rome and though Rome calls Octavia my wife, I call her Emma. I shall die with her and follow her to Isis, Hades, or even the second circle of hell! You are banned and can pay for you sins in Purgatory but I shall blow in hell with Emma Watson, for she is my Octavia and Alexandria my Rome!
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« Reply #3051 on: May 25, 2014, 06:34:28 PM »
Banned because I thought you were talking about the wendy's girl.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3052 on: May 25, 2014, 06:50:36 PM »
Banned because the Wendy's girl is 1000X better than Emma Watson can ever hope to be.  She has free Wendy's food all the time and that's just a bonus.
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« Reply #3053 on: May 25, 2014, 07:43:18 PM »
Banned because the Wendy's girl is 1000X better than Emma Watson can ever hope to be.  She has free Wendy's food all the time and that's just a bonus.

Banned for going for the hot and juicy.
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« Reply #3054 on: May 25, 2014, 07:46:31 PM »
Banned for not adding bacon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3055 on: May 25, 2014, 08:24:08 PM »
Banned for not being 'the chosen one'!

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« Reply #3056 on: May 25, 2014, 08:50:47 PM »
I'm the rubber you're the glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to your banned face.
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« Reply #3057 on: May 25, 2014, 08:57:34 PM »
eenie meenie miney mo, catch a hecma by the toe, if he hollers ban dat fo, eenie meenie miney mo
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« Reply #3058 on: May 25, 2014, 08:58:36 PM »
Why would you ban pho, a delicious Vietnamese dish?  BANNED
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« Reply #3059 on: May 25, 2014, 11:17:51 PM »
Banned and prepare for the army of Mark Antony to march upon you! Just let me get over this bloody hangover first.
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