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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2970 on: May 14, 2014, 04:47:22 PM »
Banned for equating bigger or cheaper with fancy. While you are still waiting in line I have finished peacefully at those other places.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2971 on: May 14, 2014, 04:48:12 PM »
Banned for pretending to be finished.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2972 on: May 14, 2014, 04:56:30 PM »
Pretending is part of my name, banned for not knowing THAT already.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2973 on: May 14, 2014, 06:12:25 PM »
Without posting your middle initial, Sinful P. Hypocrite, I'd hardly hazard a guess; BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2974 on: May 15, 2014, 02:33:10 PM »
I found this on the internet, and thus it must be true...

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The only thing worse than being ignorant is not knowing how ignorant you are. That's Hecma925's problem. To address this in a pedantic manner, in the rest of this letter, factual information will be prefaced as such and my own opinions will be clearly stated as opinions. For instance, it is a fact that some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that Hecma925 is secretly scheming to twist my words six ways for Sunday. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that he seeks scapegoats for his own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target he can find, that is, bloodthirsty Zendiks. Sure, we could just sit back and let him appropriate sacred symbols for unholy, paltry purposes, but that prospect really grates on people who have any kind of common sense.

Hecma925 must have recently made a huge withdrawal from the First National Bank of Lies. How else could he manage to tell us that he is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted? His ideals are more than just reprehensible. They're a revolt against nature. Anyhow, I guess I've run out of things to say, so let me just leave you with one parting wish: Together, may we explain the Hecma925 factor in the equation of nepotism.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2975 on: May 15, 2014, 02:35:30 PM »
You make me laugh, but you're no clown.  BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2976 on: May 15, 2014, 02:47:16 PM »
Banned if you do not laugh at this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2KI0COH9PY

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2977 on: May 15, 2014, 04:33:13 PM »
You are banned because, despite how long we have known each other, you have never invited me over for coffee and donuts. For shame.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2978 on: May 15, 2014, 04:44:45 PM »
Banned for not saying what time we should come over, and I like chocolate covered donuts with the filling of angels :angel:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2979 on: May 15, 2014, 04:51:58 PM »
Banned because angels have no filling.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2980 on: May 15, 2014, 05:06:34 PM »
Banned because angels have no filling.

Banned for denying their souls.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2981 on: May 15, 2014, 05:38:58 PM »
Banned for not affirming that that which is within is without, and that which is without is within.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2982 on: May 15, 2014, 06:00:52 PM »
Banned for being without a doubt within.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2983 on: May 15, 2014, 09:23:17 PM »
Banned for doubting being without cash.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2984 on: May 16, 2014, 02:00:11 AM »
Banned for not having faith in the ever broke college student. Buy me a bottle of wine!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2985 on: May 16, 2014, 10:18:56 AM »
If you are an underaged college student, BANNED for trying to get me in trouble.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2986 on: May 16, 2014, 04:14:43 PM »
Banned because you do not realize that he is an undercover cop ;).

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2987 on: May 16, 2014, 04:28:15 PM »
Banned for winetrapment.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2988 on: May 16, 2014, 04:49:40 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2989 on: May 16, 2014, 08:53:58 PM »
Banned for using the infinity symbol to separate the letters.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2990 on: May 17, 2014, 05:13:41 AM »
Banned for using letters to ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2991 on: May 17, 2014, 11:19:43 AM »
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« Reply #2992 on: May 17, 2014, 03:01:07 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2993 on: May 17, 2014, 03:54:15 PM »
BANNED for not giving a reason to ban!

And the oc.net forum members came unto Asteriktos, and said, "Why can we not ban hecma925? For we have tried seventy time seven times, and yet he remains!" And Asteriktos, looking on the forum members with happy sadness, said to them: "You cannot ban hecma925 because you ban from that which is unban, that is darkness of ban not banned, towards which no bans can work for the good of God except to unban the banned. Therefore, ban aright and with fear, and your ban will work towards the will of the God of light, who sees no darkness, except in the souls of false children--which is to say, false banned."

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2994 on: May 17, 2014, 05:13:24 PM »
This the lord said takes much prayer, and uncola.

Blasphemy! Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2995 on: May 17, 2014, 06:35:30 PM »
เ tђเภк א๏ย รђ๏ยl๔ ๒є ๒คภภє๔, ๒єςคยรє ๏tђєгฬเรє เ ฬ๏ยl๔'t tђเภк เt, ร๏ ๏๒שเ๏ยรlא tђเร ๓ยรt ђคקקєภ!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2996 on: May 17, 2014, 07:28:48 PM »
เ tђเภк א๏ย รђ๏ยl๔ ๒є ๒คภภє๔, ๒єςคยรє ๏tђєгฬเรє เ ฬ๏ยl๔'t tђเภк เt, ร๏ ๏๒שเ๏ยรlא tђเร ๓ยรt ђคקקєภ!

Banned for blaspheming the font of Allah.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2997 on: May 17, 2014, 10:28:19 PM »
Banned because I am thirsty, want some gummy bears, and have homework to do. Well I can go get those right now and do the homework soon enough but you are still BANNED!

Price of being unbanned: A bottle of French of Italian red wine sent to me in good condition. Say between $20-$30? Though you are always welcome to by something more expensive.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2998 on: May 17, 2014, 11:17:27 PM »
I unban everyone... for free!

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« Reply #2999 on: May 18, 2014, 01:08:58 AM »
Banned for not requiring the bottle of wine for the price of unbanning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3000 on: May 18, 2014, 11:35:54 AM »
I ban myself for posting the 3000th ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3001 on: May 18, 2014, 05:28:19 PM »
Banned for trying to go all Cinderella and steal the show! I'll beat you with that glass slipper before I'd let you escape with the Prince!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3002 on: May 18, 2014, 05:43:42 PM »
Banned for condemning Cinderella to eternal servitude.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3003 on: May 18, 2014, 06:32:30 PM »
Banned for not throwing in Cinderella's step-sisters into the whole servitude deal.
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« Reply #3004 on: May 18, 2014, 07:14:12 PM »
Banned for not throwing in Cinderella's step-sisters into the whole servitude deal.

Banned for not knowing the story, go back to nursery school to work off your nursery crimes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3005 on: May 18, 2014, 07:20:57 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3006 on: May 18, 2014, 10:49:56 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3007 on: May 18, 2014, 11:55:13 PM »
I took swipes across my kindle keyboard with my stylus like I was playing fruit ninja (or whatever that game is). I did happen to land on a few auto-suggested words though, thus peppering the paragraph with actual words. You are hereby banned for not realising all of this!

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« Reply #3008 on: May 19, 2014, 01:26:51 AM »
Banned for posting on here on your smartphone. Then you wouldn't have to worry about auto-correct. What are you a teenage girl?

EDIT: Oh, I see--your kindle. I guess that's better. What are you one of those losers who doesn't read real books? I bet you have an empty bookshelf or one with a bunch of pictures of cats.
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« Reply #3009 on: May 19, 2014, 01:34:47 AM »
Banned for cat hate! And making me sad about the paltry size of my book collection these days!



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3010 on: May 19, 2014, 09:44:14 AM »
Banned for kitnaping!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3011 on: May 19, 2014, 03:48:25 PM »
Catnapping in a normal function of the felines,
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3012 on: May 20, 2014, 10:47:28 AM »
Banned because you know not what normal ain't not!
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« Reply #3013 on: May 20, 2014, 04:34:16 PM »
Banned for consorting with the dogs.
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« Reply #3014 on: May 20, 2014, 05:20:37 PM »
Banned because I've been down lately so I want to take it out on someone. Sinful Hypocrite will do just fine. BUH BYE.
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