Most people probably think chickens are full of themselves, but the truth is they're just shy, and when they see someone coming they panic and run. Once you get to know them though a lot of them are really cool, really sweet people. Some of my best friends in fact have been fowl. One of them, Chester McCluckingbird, was the kind of person who'd do anything for you, and I doubt I would be alive today if not for the financial and especially emotional support he provided. I guess what I'm saying is, give chickens a chance!
Ok, now where were we? Oh yes... banned!