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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2925 on: May 10, 2014, 11:28:35 AM »
Banned because Mr. McCluckingbird is in league with Colonel Sanders.  Where do you think a chicken got enough money to share with you?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2926 on: May 10, 2014, 05:21:50 PM »
Banned in a bucket.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2927 on: May 10, 2014, 09:20:42 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2928 on: May 11, 2014, 12:30:24 AM »
Banned for mauled scansion  ;)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2929 on: May 11, 2014, 01:44:55 AM »
Banned for taking pictures of earth from the moon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2930 on: May 11, 2014, 06:26:37 PM »
Banned for taking pictures of earth from the moon.

Banned for taking pictures of you in the woods.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2931 on: May 11, 2014, 07:05:41 PM »
Banned for clipart.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2932 on: May 11, 2014, 07:40:12 PM »
Banned for avatar icon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2933 on: May 11, 2014, 08:13:39 PM »
Banned for being too impious to be transformed by his avatar.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2934 on: May 11, 2014, 08:40:49 PM »
Banned for misquoting St. Seraphim of Sarov.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2935 on: May 11, 2014, 11:51:12 PM »
Banned because I have a paper to write and am starting on it for the goodness know what time. Banned and goodbye.....unless I check in while looking up stuff.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2936 on: May 12, 2014, 12:29:11 AM »
Banned for procrastinating.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2937 on: May 12, 2014, 01:55:49 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2938 on: May 12, 2014, 01:57:04 PM »
Banned for not speaking God's language - American.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2939 on: May 12, 2014, 02:12:30 PM »
Banned for  not mentioning God's citizenship:  American. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2940 on: May 12, 2014, 02:18:52 PM »
Orthodoxy in America + oc.net + American God + manifest destiny = Constantinople moves to Washington DC and America converts en masse by 2050?

Banned for delusions of... oh wait, those are my delusions. Well, anyway, banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2941 on: May 12, 2014, 02:22:17 PM »
Banned, because the Great Council wil decide to move the EP to DC in MMXVI and all America will be Orthodox by MMXVII; plus our Patriarch will be American-born and -bred; and he will have a white, ten-gallon cowboy hat with seraphim on th top.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2942 on: May 12, 2014, 04:49:19 PM »
Banned because God has little use for the richest and most powerful.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2943 on: May 12, 2014, 04:54:13 PM »
Banned because the megachurch I attended had quite the opposite message.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2944 on: May 12, 2014, 05:06:45 PM »
Banned for attending (though not anymore) a megachurch. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2945 on: May 12, 2014, 06:24:12 PM »
Banned for attending (though not anymore) a megachurch. 

Banned for assuming where God is not.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2946 on: May 12, 2014, 06:29:12 PM »
Banned for preferring the hypoc-rite to the byzantine-rite.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2947 on: May 12, 2014, 06:32:28 PM »
Banned for preferring the hypoc-rite to the byzantine-rite.

Banned because I was brought up on Diet-rite.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2948 on: May 12, 2014, 08:19:11 PM »
Banned for preferring the hypoc-rite to the byzantine-rite.

Banned because I was brought up on Diet-rite.

Banned because you probably drank this instead of Tab.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2949 on: May 13, 2014, 12:59:57 AM »
Banned for preferring the hypoc-rite to the byzantine-rite.

Banned because I was brought up on Diet-rite.

Banned because you probably drank this instead of Tab.

Banned for reminding me of my lesbian aunt, who at least back in the 90s, drank Tab. But thanks for reminding me to consider adding her on Facebook. I'd hook her up with you if she was straight and not the size of a train. After all you are banned and need a woman to spend your time with.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2950 on: May 13, 2014, 01:20:05 AM »
I will give you one get-out-of-being-banned card if you can answer my riddle. Ready?

What do you get when you cross a rutabaga with the tibia of an attractive woman?

... Nope.

... Not it.

... One last try!

The answer is: sweet and sour chicken.

Good attempts on your part though, you almost had it with that second one.

Sorry... banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2951 on: May 13, 2014, 02:09:25 AM »
Banned for being less charitable in your riddles than Gollum. You did not even give me a chance to answer. You play more dirty than a Jew.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2952 on: May 13, 2014, 08:04:10 AM »
Banned because Jews don't go to dirty plays.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2953 on: May 13, 2014, 04:24:23 PM »
Banned for playing with yourself.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2954 on: May 13, 2014, 04:38:22 PM »
Banned for not wanting to play Jenga with me.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2955 on: May 13, 2014, 04:39:39 PM »
Banned for introducing stuff from the Kama Sutra into this thread.

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« Reply #2956 on: May 13, 2014, 04:42:20 PM »
Banned for getting Jenga mixed up with Twisted Sister
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2957 on: May 13, 2014, 04:51:31 PM »
Banned for confusing Alice Cooper for Alice Nelson.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2958 on: May 13, 2014, 06:01:38 PM »
Banned for confusing Alice Cooper for Alice Nelson.

Banned for not bringing cookies for show and tell.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2959 on: May 13, 2014, 06:54:35 PM »
For claims of nonsense about Twisted Sister,

For wanting cookies when vegetables are better for you,

For drinking diet-rite,

And for all your other crimes and offenses against the good people of oc.net,

I hereby decree you are henceforth and forevermore thrice-banned,

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2960 on: May 14, 2014, 02:55:00 AM »
Banned for mentioning cookies on a Wednesday when I have resolved to do penance. Banned also because my dad will likely eat the last two of the fancy oatmeal cookies today.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2961 on: May 14, 2014, 09:20:01 AM »
Banned because oatmeal cookies are never fancy.
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« Reply #2962 on: May 14, 2014, 03:57:37 PM »
Banned for being a raisin racist.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2963 on: May 14, 2014, 04:02:13 PM »
Banned for giving credit to raisins when it's not due!  They're called OATMEAL cookies, not RAISIN cookies!
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« Reply #2964 on: May 14, 2014, 04:14:57 PM »
Banned for giving credit to raisins when it's not due!  They're called OATMEAL cookies, not RAISIN cookies!

Yes but your banned because Oatmeal cookies are fancy when they have raisins.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2965 on: May 14, 2014, 04:23:26 PM »
Banned because the oatmeal cookies I bought at Walmart today have no raisins, yet are both fancy and delicious!


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2966 on: May 14, 2014, 04:24:07 PM »
Then you are hereby banned, because we, the workers of the world, need no "fancy" capitalist cookies.
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« Reply #2967 on: May 14, 2014, 04:33:28 PM »
Banned for allowing yourself to be drawn in thinking anything could be fancy at that infernal institution.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2968 on: May 14, 2014, 04:39:24 PM »
Banned for besmirching Walmart, when it is greater and fancier than Hills, Jamesway, Gee Bees, and Kmart combined!


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2969 on: May 14, 2014, 04:46:00 PM »
Banned for not having 19 cents to complete $6.66.
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