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« Reply #2925 on: May 10, 2014, 11:28:35 AM »

Banned because Mr. McCluckingbird is in league with Colonel Sanders.  Where do you think a chicken got enough money to share with you?
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« Reply #2926 on: May 10, 2014, 05:21:50 PM »

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« Reply #2927 on: May 10, 2014, 09:20:42 PM »

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« Reply #2928 on: May 11, 2014, 12:30:24 AM »

Banned for mauled scansion  Wink
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« Reply #2929 on: May 11, 2014, 01:44:55 AM »

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« Reply #2930 on: May 11, 2014, 06:26:37 PM »

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Banned for taking pictures of you in the woods.
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« Reply #2931 on: May 11, 2014, 07:05:41 PM »

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« Reply #2932 on: May 11, 2014, 07:40:12 PM »

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« Reply #2933 on: May 11, 2014, 08:13:39 PM »

Banned for being too impious to be transformed by his avatar.

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« Reply #2934 on: May 11, 2014, 08:40:49 PM »

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« Reply #2935 on: May 11, 2014, 11:51:12 PM »

Banned because I have a paper to write and am starting on it for the goodness know what time. Banned and goodbye.....unless I check in while looking up stuff.
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« Reply #2936 on: May 12, 2014, 12:29:11 AM »

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« Reply #2937 on: May 12, 2014, 01:55:49 PM »

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« Reply #2938 on: May 12, 2014, 01:57:04 PM »

Banned for not speaking God's language - American.
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« Reply #2939 on: May 12, 2014, 02:12:30 PM »

Banned for  not mentioning God's citizenship:  American. 
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« Reply #2940 on: May 12, 2014, 02:18:52 PM »

Orthodoxy in America + oc.net + American God + manifest destiny = Constantinople moves to Washington DC and America converts en masse by 2050?

Banned for delusions of... oh wait, those are my delusions. Well, anyway, banned!
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« Reply #2941 on: May 12, 2014, 02:22:17 PM »

Banned, because the Great Council wil decide to move the EP to DC in MMXVI and all America will be Orthodox by MMXVII; plus our Patriarch will be American-born and -bred; and he will have a white, ten-gallon cowboy hat with seraphim on th top.
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« Reply #2942 on: May 12, 2014, 04:49:19 PM »

Banned because God has little use for the richest and most powerful.
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« Reply #2943 on: May 12, 2014, 04:54:13 PM »

Banned because the megachurch I attended had quite the opposite message.
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« Reply #2944 on: May 12, 2014, 05:06:45 PM »

Banned for attending (though not anymore) a megachurch. 
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« Reply #2945 on: May 12, 2014, 06:24:12 PM »

Banned for attending (though not anymore) a megachurch. 

Banned for assuming where God is not.
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« Reply #2946 on: May 12, 2014, 06:29:12 PM »

Banned for preferring the hypoc-rite to the byzantine-rite.
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« Reply #2947 on: May 12, 2014, 06:32:28 PM »

Banned for preferring the hypoc-rite to the byzantine-rite.

Banned because I was brought up on Diet-rite.
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« Reply #2948 on: May 12, 2014, 08:19:11 PM »

Banned for preferring the hypoc-rite to the byzantine-rite.

Banned because I was brought up on Diet-rite.

Banned because you probably drank this instead of Tab.
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« Reply #2949 on: May 13, 2014, 12:59:57 AM »

Banned for preferring the hypoc-rite to the byzantine-rite.

Banned because I was brought up on Diet-rite.

Banned because you probably drank this instead of Tab.

Banned for reminding me of my lesbian aunt, who at least back in the 90s, drank Tab. But thanks for reminding me to consider adding her on Facebook. I'd hook her up with you if she was straight and not the size of a train. After all you are banned and need a woman to spend your time with.
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« Reply #2950 on: May 13, 2014, 01:20:05 AM »

I will give you one get-out-of-being-banned card if you can answer my riddle. Ready?

What do you get when you cross a rutabaga with the tibia of an attractive woman?

... Nope.

... Not it.

... One last try!

The answer is: sweet and sour chicken.

Good attempts on your part though, you almost had it with that second one.

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« Reply #2951 on: May 13, 2014, 02:09:25 AM »

Banned for being less charitable in your riddles than Gollum. You did not even give me a chance to answer. You play more dirty than a Jew.

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« Reply #2952 on: May 13, 2014, 08:04:10 AM »

Banned because Jews don't go to dirty plays.
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« Reply #2953 on: May 13, 2014, 04:24:23 PM »

Banned for playing with yourself.
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« Reply #2954 on: May 13, 2014, 04:38:22 PM »

Banned for not wanting to play Jenga with me.
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« Reply #2955 on: May 13, 2014, 04:39:39 PM »

Banned for introducing stuff from the Kama Sutra into this thread.
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« Reply #2956 on: May 13, 2014, 04:42:20 PM »

Banned for getting Jenga mixed up with Twisted Sister
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« Reply #2957 on: May 13, 2014, 04:51:31 PM »

Banned for confusing Alice Cooper for Alice Nelson.
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« Reply #2958 on: May 13, 2014, 06:01:38 PM »

Banned for confusing Alice Cooper for Alice Nelson.

Banned for not bringing cookies for show and tell.
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« Reply #2959 on: May 13, 2014, 06:54:35 PM »

For claims of nonsense about Twisted Sister,

For wanting cookies when vegetables are better for you,

For drinking diet-rite,

And for all your other crimes and offenses against the good people of oc.net,

I hereby decree you are henceforth and forevermore thrice-banned,

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« Reply #2960 on: May 14, 2014, 02:55:00 AM »

Banned for mentioning cookies on a Wednesday when I have resolved to do penance. Banned also because my dad will likely eat the last two of the fancy oatmeal cookies today.
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« Reply #2961 on: May 14, 2014, 09:20:01 AM »

Banned because oatmeal cookies are never fancy.
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« Reply #2962 on: May 14, 2014, 03:57:37 PM »

Banned for being a raisin racist.
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« Reply #2963 on: May 14, 2014, 04:02:13 PM »

Banned for giving credit to raisins when it's not due!  They're called OATMEAL cookies, not RAISIN cookies!
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« Reply #2964 on: May 14, 2014, 04:14:57 PM »

Banned for giving credit to raisins when it's not due!  They're called OATMEAL cookies, not RAISIN cookies!

Yes but your banned because Oatmeal cookies are fancy when they have raisins.
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« Reply #2965 on: May 14, 2014, 04:23:26 PM »

Banned because the oatmeal cookies I bought at Walmart today have no raisins, yet are both fancy and delicious!

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« Reply #2966 on: May 14, 2014, 04:24:07 PM »

Then you are hereby banned, because we, the workers of the world, need no "fancy" capitalist cookies.
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« Reply #2967 on: May 14, 2014, 04:33:28 PM »

Banned for allowing yourself to be drawn in thinking anything could be fancy at that infernal institution.
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« Reply #2968 on: May 14, 2014, 04:39:24 PM »

Banned for besmirching Walmart, when it is greater and fancier than Hills, Jamesway, Gee Bees, and Kmart combined!

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« Reply #2969 on: May 14, 2014, 04:46:00 PM »

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