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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2880 on: May 05, 2014, 09:23:03 PM »
My tummy hurts. Banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2881 on: May 05, 2014, 09:34:05 PM »
Banned for eating all the cookies.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2882 on: May 05, 2014, 10:29:40 PM »
IT WAS NOT TURNIP FLAVORED COOKIES!!!!!ban!!!!!!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2883 on: May 05, 2014, 11:08:02 PM »
Banned for eating cookies and calling them "turnips" to fool your nutritionist.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2884 on: May 06, 2014, 01:38:01 AM »
"There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2885 on: May 06, 2014, 09:00:24 AM »
Banned for assuming I'm a nerd.  I don't have a pocket protector.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2886 on: May 06, 2014, 11:56:28 AM »
Banned for thinking nerds wear pocket protectors nowadays.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2887 on: May 06, 2014, 12:04:29 PM »
Banned because no one can be a nerd without a pocket protector.  All self-proclaimed nerds lack this badge of honor.
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« Reply #2888 on: May 06, 2014, 12:10:27 PM »
If you thought for one second that I was going to just let you sit there and besmirch my lovely nerd friends just because of your prejudice against propriety and honor among the intelligent then my bro you have another 34.6 things coming, cause it ain't happenin, no way, no how, all time, all my life. You catch my drift chester? Ba-ba-ba-ba-banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2889 on: May 06, 2014, 12:16:57 PM »
If you thought for one second that I was going to just let you sit there and besmirch my lovely nerd friends just because of your prejudice against propriety and honor among the intelligent then my bro you have another 34.6 things coming, cause it ain't happenin, no way, no how, all time, all my life. You catch my drift chester? Ba-ba-ba-ba-banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2890 on: May 06, 2014, 12:51:29 PM »
Banned for being a grammar Heimbach.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2891 on: May 06, 2014, 02:25:47 PM »
Banned for posting Nazi names on a forum of tolerance. I am not sure who or what Heimbach is but it's German so it must be Nazi. I bet you say the N word too. Even when you are using such words without malice you're still a racist if you are white.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2892 on: May 06, 2014, 02:39:45 PM »
Banned for having a username that I intentionally read, for a good, non-malicious laugh, as wainscottomatobaconlettuce.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2894 on: May 06, 2014, 04:38:04 PM »
Banned for not being able to see your picture, it is probably a guy with a pocket protector.

Does anyone know where I can get one?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2895 on: May 06, 2014, 04:39:22 PM »
Banned for not knowing where to get one when you have the power of the internet right in your face.
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« Reply #2896 on: May 06, 2014, 04:46:43 PM »
Banned for not knowing a traditional nerd gets them free from some company to advertise.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2897 on: May 06, 2014, 04:55:16 PM »
Banned because a traditional nerd does not advertise, but owns his own two protectors: one for everyday wear and another as back-up/fancy occasions.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2898 on: May 06, 2014, 05:33:13 PM »
Banned from the old school of nerds.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2899 on: May 06, 2014, 06:12:33 PM »
Banned from the new school of nerds because you use pocket protectors. The new way is to get great greats and know a bunch of facts but know nothing practical except computers. We can sound really smart without really knowing how to liberally analyze a the matter at hand. We drink plenty of mountain due and play a bunch of video games and hardly study at all. Once we get out of school we really do not read anything except computers and gaming. If we get really lucky we go to the work for the NSA which is fine with us since we tend to have anti-social personality disorder. We're not sociopaths though, except the few of us that turn into serial killers. You old school nerds are some retro thing out of Saved By The Bell and The Breakfast Club. I bet you have the hots for Molly Ringwald.
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« Reply #2900 on: May 06, 2014, 06:21:29 PM »
I bet you have the hots for Molly Ringwald.

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« Reply #2901 on: May 06, 2014, 06:21:36 PM »
Banned from the new school of nerds because you use pocket protectors. The new way is to get great greats and know a bunch of facts but know nothing practical except computers. We can sound really smart without really knowing how to liberally analyze a the matter at hand. We drink plenty of mountain due and play a bunch of video games and hardly study at all. Once we get out of school we really do not read anything except computers and gaming. If we get really lucky we go to the work for the NSA which is fine with us since we tend to have anti-social personality disorder. We're not sociopaths though, except the few of us that turn into serial killers. You old school nerds are some retro thing out of Saved By The Bell and The Breakfast Club. I bet you have the hots for Molly Ringwald.

Banned for drinking cougar pee.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2902 on: May 06, 2014, 08:59:03 PM »
Banned for denigrating true distilled catamount urine which fortifies the good mountain folk in the winter.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2903 on: May 06, 2014, 09:22:09 PM »
We drink plenty of mountain due and play a bunch of video games and hardly study at all.

You are ALL banned for not realizing that no one is -owed a mountain-, let alone have a big enough thirst to drink one if it -were- offered.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2904 on: May 06, 2014, 09:26:50 PM »
When you find a hidden mountain spring, you will not want to stop drinking of it.  Until then, banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2905 on: May 07, 2014, 04:32:08 PM »
Banned for trespassing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2906 on: May 07, 2014, 04:51:55 PM »
Our forum which art on the interwebs,
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« Reply #2907 on: May 07, 2014, 05:24:36 PM »
Our forum which art on the interwebs,
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Give us this day our daily threads,
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But deliver us from the unorthodox.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2908 on: May 07, 2014, 06:19:27 PM »
Banned for advising someone on how to complete a parody version of the Lord's Prayer. IS OUTRAGE!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2909 on: May 07, 2014, 06:34:41 PM »
Banned for Blasphemy!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2910 on: May 07, 2014, 08:37:46 PM »
Banned for not letting him say blasphemy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEt5dEOcW0I


Watch the whole thing. It's worth it in any case even though the part I mean is one small part.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2911 on: May 08, 2014, 09:01:21 AM »
Banned for not being worth it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2912 on: May 08, 2014, 11:40:46 AM »
Banned for not using the Greek equivalent to "Worth[y]", i.e. axios or αξιος on an Orthodox internet forum.  We're Orthodox, damn it!
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« Reply #2913 on: May 08, 2014, 01:18:40 PM »
Not everyone on this forum is Orthodox and/or know Greek.  Banned for being so exclusionary!
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« Reply #2914 on: May 08, 2014, 04:24:18 PM »
Banned for denying you know me.
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« Reply #2915 on: May 08, 2014, 04:28:15 PM »
Banned for knowing de Nile.
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« Reply #2917 on: May 08, 2014, 05:35:39 PM »
Banned for using the big guns on the little schmuck.
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« Reply #2918 on: May 08, 2014, 08:24:42 PM »
Banned for contempt of court.




Worship the hammer or else you'll get a nasty insult. Justice doesn't matter here, just what the judge thinks. Banned you sinning bag of hypocrisy. Did you really think that by presenting yourself as a humble sinner I was going to show you mercy? I just thank God that I am not like you or the rest of the idiots out there.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2919 on: May 09, 2014, 10:35:36 AM »
Banned for posting a pic of a heterdox judge.
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« Reply #2920 on: May 09, 2014, 04:19:34 PM »
Banned for posting a pic of a heterdox judge.

Banned for letting him off too easy.
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« Reply #2921 on: May 09, 2014, 04:29:47 PM »
Banned if you did not know that  Judy Sheindlin is a member of the bar and has been a real judge but got in trouble for being to rude on the bench. Banned if you think that's a surprise.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2922 on: May 09, 2014, 09:03:58 PM »
I got stuff to do
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I'm sorry to say
You is banned mate

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2923 on: May 10, 2014, 08:34:51 AM »
Banned for mating on a forum that children look at.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2924 on: May 10, 2014, 11:25:06 AM »
Most people probably think chickens are full of themselves, but the truth is they're just shy, and when they see someone coming they panic and run. Once you get to know them though a lot of them are really cool, really sweet people. Some of my best friends in fact have been fowl. One of them, Chester McCluckingbird, was the kind of person who'd do anything for you, and I doubt I would be alive today if not for the financial and especially emotional support he provided. I guess what I'm saying is, give chickens a chance! 

Ok, now where were we? Oh yes... banned!