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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2835 on: April 30, 2014, 06:48:20 PM »
Banned for banning the person who banned the person who did not ban the person above.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2836 on: April 30, 2014, 06:52:01 PM »
Ban ban fo man, banana fana mo fan, ban fan fo man mun, banning is fun!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2837 on: April 30, 2014, 06:54:16 PM »
Banned for changing your avatar within the last 5 minutes and confusing me with your siren's song.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2838 on: April 30, 2014, 07:10:06 PM »
Banned for not appreciating his childlike qualities.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2839 on: May 01, 2014, 12:38:51 PM »
Banned for appreciating childlike qualities.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2840 on: May 01, 2014, 03:52:14 PM »
Banned for not understanding that childlike qualities are actually good.
"And [Jesus] said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven." Matt 18:3

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2841 on: May 01, 2014, 03:55:04 PM »
Banned for not specifying what are his childlike qualities.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2842 on: May 01, 2014, 03:56:25 PM »
Banned for not specifying who is "he". There were several male posters who posted the last comments.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2843 on: May 01, 2014, 03:57:38 PM »
Banned for not knowing who is "he".  Hehehehehe.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2844 on: May 01, 2014, 04:00:07 PM »
ZERG RUSH BAN! KEKEKE!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2845 on: May 01, 2014, 04:35:10 PM »
Banned for playing games on a serious forum.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2846 on: May 01, 2014, 04:36:58 PM »
Banned for actually being serious about the "serious forum" bit.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2847 on: May 01, 2014, 04:43:12 PM »


Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2848 on: May 01, 2014, 04:44:53 PM »
Banned for being yellow!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2849 on: May 01, 2014, 05:03:00 PM »
Banned for mellow yellow contrary befftips jargon on the downlow tip towards he who sins hypocritically

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2850 on: May 01, 2014, 05:35:16 PM »
Banned for mellow yellow contrary befftips jargon on the downlow tip towards he who sins hypocritically

I went to a cafe in Amsterdam called Mellow Yellow, and you could get banned here for what they served me.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2851 on: May 01, 2014, 05:38:47 PM »
Banned for mellow yellow contrary befftips jargon on the downlow tip towards he who sins hypocritically

I went to a cafe in Amsterdam called Mellow Yellow, and you could get banned here for what they served me.

Banned because Mello Yello is a soda.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2852 on: May 01, 2014, 07:11:42 PM »
Everyone is unbanned, rum all round!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2853 on: May 01, 2014, 07:23:05 PM »
Arrrr! Thank ye for bringing an ole Pirate like meself back from the dishonored dead... er... I mean back from the land o the banned! Let me raise a bottle o rum in youse honor mate!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2854 on: May 01, 2014, 07:30:35 PM »
Banned for serving rum when the pirates will be happy with grog.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2855 on: May 01, 2014, 09:24:16 PM »
Banned because it doesn't matter what pirates are giving.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2856 on: May 02, 2014, 12:34:55 PM »
C'mon guys. "Wine gladdens the heart of man" (Ps. 103). If y'all want rum, ye can have rum, If y'all want grog, ye can have grog, but if y'all want wine, ye can have that as well. Just don't get drunk.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2857 on: May 02, 2014, 02:04:27 PM »
Banned because I get drunk on the intoxicating divine scripture, and get my high from the life in Christ! Yeah! It's a trip man, for sure!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2858 on: May 02, 2014, 02:54:13 PM »
Banned because you shouldn't drink and drive, even if you're drunk on the Holy Spirit. Please stay off the roads.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2859 on: May 02, 2014, 04:05:05 PM »
Banned for being caught up in false doctrine of a heretic.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2860 on: May 02, 2014, 06:00:02 PM »
Banned for false accusions of heresy! Where is your textual evidence? Where is your proof? Seems to me like you are bobbing for apples in a cauldron of zombie scorpions. Don't get stung now.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2861 on: May 02, 2014, 06:17:25 PM »
Banned because I am a zombie scorpio.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2862 on: May 02, 2014, 06:20:32 PM »
Banned because I am a zombie scorpio.

Banned because you shouldn't read horoscopes, let alone add stuff to them. ;)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2863 on: May 03, 2014, 12:15:09 AM »
C'mon guys, can't we all just get along?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2864 on: May 03, 2014, 09:42:01 AM »
Banned for failing to see the obvious.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2865 on: May 03, 2014, 09:54:48 AM »
Banned for leaving us for so long.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2866 on: May 03, 2014, 12:58:56 PM »
Banned for actually saying something nice about the poster above you while at the same time issuing a ban on them.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2867 on: May 03, 2014, 04:31:44 PM »
Banned for banning niceness in a place where banning is nice.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2868 on: May 03, 2014, 04:36:03 PM »
If you will accept this ban like a good Christian I will give you some world-famous pudding for desert. Just give me your address. (Note: I lost the original container, so I will put the pudding in some aluminum foil and wrap it up).

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2869 on: May 03, 2014, 04:57:20 PM »
Banned for suspicion of terrorism for shipping stuff improperly
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« Reply #2870 on: May 03, 2014, 05:10:27 PM »
Banned for mail ordering pudding, then calling them terrorists.
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« Reply #2871 on: May 03, 2014, 06:25:55 PM »
Banned for questioning the authority of Homeland Security. I have here in my hand a list of fifteen known terrorists.....you don't want to mess with me. BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2872 on: May 03, 2014, 06:37:56 PM »

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2873 on: May 03, 2014, 06:44:59 PM »
Al lot that means when you are a terrorist aka Dr Fraud who has been banished from your cave in tora bora .
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2874 on: May 05, 2014, 12:37:44 AM »
Banned for throwing stones while being a Sinful Hypocrite. Oh, snap, I must ban myself for condemning others.

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« Reply #2875 on: May 05, 2014, 03:33:37 AM »
Banned for making a show of your humility.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2876 on: May 05, 2014, 11:01:14 AM »
Banned for acting like you are not humble, but rather are judgmental, which is really just a trick to hide your oceans of humility with a thin layer of algae. You wish to pretend you are not humble so that we will not shower you with compliments and swell your ego and make you prideful? Well I'll show you! You are wonderful! Amazing! Fantastic! Oh so humble and meek and learned! Truly! Unfortunately all holy people are also persecuted, so I must ban you now! Mwahahahaha!  (Please pray for me, a lowly sinner)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2877 on: May 05, 2014, 01:36:08 PM »
I could be well moved if I were as you.
If I could pray to move, prayers would move me.
But I am constant as the northern star,
Of whose true-fixed and resting quality
There is no fellow in the firmament.
The skies are painted with unnumbered sparks.
They are all fire and every one doth shine,
But there’s but one in all doth hold his place.
So in the world. 'Tis furnished well with men,
And men are flesh and blood, and apprehensive,
Yet in the number I do know but one
That unassailable holds on his rank,
Unshaked of motion. And that I am he
Let me a little show it even in this:
That I was constant ilyazhito  should be banished,
And constant do remain to keep him so.


I am great, constant in my place of greatness and therefore ilyazhito remains banned as I sit here in the dictator's seat as do you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2878 on: May 05, 2014, 04:43:00 PM »
Man the bilge pumps! Banish the poets!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2879 on: May 05, 2014, 08:51:38 PM »
Banned for hating artists.
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