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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2745 on: April 08, 2014, 09:06:32 AM »
Why so serious?  Joker banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2746 on: April 08, 2014, 04:23:16 PM »
Banned for being an unserious non-clairvoyant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2747 on: April 08, 2014, 04:34:43 PM »
Wanna see a magic trick? I'm going to make Sinful Hypocrite disappear.  And...   BANNED!   ...It's magic!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2748 on: April 08, 2014, 04:47:07 PM »

Banned!
« Last Edit: April 08, 2014, 04:48:06 PM by Sinful Hypocrite »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2749 on: April 12, 2014, 08:02:49 AM »
Banned for posting in the wrong forum! :police:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2750 on: April 12, 2014, 09:42:57 AM »
Banned for posting in the wrong forum! :police:

Banned for posting in the right forum.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2751 on: April 12, 2014, 09:54:26 AM »
Banned posting in the left forum.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2752 on: April 12, 2014, 10:45:29 AM »
Banned for banning for posting in the left forum. Leftism is where it's at, man! For serious!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2753 on: April 12, 2014, 11:43:36 AM »
Banned for being, like, a leftist hippie, man!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2754 on: April 12, 2014, 11:46:25 AM »
Banned for McCarthyism.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2755 on: April 12, 2014, 11:50:20 AM »
Banned for adding an"-ism" to a man that was overzealous, but correct.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2756 on: April 12, 2014, 11:53:58 AM »
Banned for the promotion of obscene and vulgar claims.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2757 on: April 12, 2014, 11:57:42 AM »
Blacklisted for being BANNED, you Red!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2758 on: April 12, 2014, 05:27:57 PM »
Blacklisted for being BANNED, you Red!

Banned for preferring black to red.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2759 on: April 13, 2014, 06:49:59 AM »
Banned for red herrings, rather than smoked salmon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2760 on: April 13, 2014, 07:09:07 AM »
Banned because it's too early for lunch. :)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2761 on: April 13, 2014, 07:12:15 AM »
Banned because there is more than one time zone.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2762 on: April 13, 2014, 10:36:06 AM »
Banned for promoting the panheresy of temporal ecumenism!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2763 on: April 13, 2014, 04:09:55 PM »
Banned for promoting the panheresy of temporal ecumenism!
Banned for believing the Orthodox Church is in the time continuum, last time I checked they have no concept of it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2764 on: April 13, 2014, 06:29:28 PM »
Banned for not being on Byzantine time, like Mt. Athos.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2765 on: April 13, 2014, 06:38:20 PM »
Shame on you for not recognizing the temporal distortion of the space-time continuum located at Mount Athos, which can only be sealed through a MacGyveresque combination of duct tape, bubble gum, and your being banned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2766 on: April 13, 2014, 06:44:42 PM »
Shame on you for not recognizing the temporal distortion of the space-time continuum located at Mount Athos, which can only be sealed through a MacGyveresque combination of duct tape, bubble gum, and your being banned.

Duct tape! Bubble gum! MacGyver! on Mt. Athos! Blasphemy! Temporal council has banned you for eternity!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2767 on: April 13, 2014, 08:13:07 PM »
Banned because monks can use duct tape.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2768 on: April 14, 2014, 04:20:04 PM »
Banned because monks can use duct tape.

Sure can!  First tape your mouth , Then ban you with your feet and hand duct taped.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2769 on: April 14, 2014, 04:37:21 PM »
Hostage taker banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2770 on: April 14, 2014, 04:47:22 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2771 on: April 14, 2014, 05:04:35 PM »
Pegleg and tonguetied, Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2772 on: April 15, 2014, 08:08:08 AM »
Banned for not tying legs and pegging tongues!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2773 on: April 15, 2014, 04:37:52 PM »
Banned for lying tongues and dragging legs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2774 on: April 15, 2014, 06:16:49 PM »
You are hereby charged with innumerable crimes unbecoming an oc.net regular poster. Your trial will begin momentarily, at which point a verdict of guilty will be pronounced and your sentence read.

GUILTY

Sinful Hypocrite, having assumed your guilt and not entertained any evidence for your innocence, we the court of oc.net therfore BAN YOU to the outer darkness, where there is only weeping and gnashing of teeth (ie., your escort to Cleveland will take you into custody shortly.)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2775 on: April 15, 2014, 06:32:10 PM »
Banned for convening a kangaroo court and punishing a hypocrite with teeth grinding.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2776 on: April 15, 2014, 06:46:08 PM »
Banned for thinking I have any teeth to grind.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2777 on: April 15, 2014, 07:03:05 PM »
Banned for grinding an ax on your wooden teeth.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2778 on: April 15, 2014, 07:18:03 PM »
Banned for heckling a guy with teeth like George

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2779 on: April 16, 2014, 07:42:10 AM »
Now, now, you can afford ivory teeth, being a Founding Father.  Elephant tusk banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2780 on: April 16, 2014, 05:41:17 PM »
Banned for not being a good samaritan and helping out a forty-niner

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2781 on: April 16, 2014, 06:53:17 PM »
Banned for disgracing the forum with an image of a 'bitter banned face'!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2782 on: April 16, 2014, 07:48:36 PM »
Your just jealous cause you wanted it for one of your avatars,Banned for judging my poor face when yours looks like a devil.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2783 on: April 16, 2014, 08:29:44 PM »
Banned for speaking of an avatar which is no longer my avatar since I change them daily!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2784 on: April 16, 2014, 11:09:38 PM »
Banned for changing avatars more frequently than your underwear.  How do I know this?  The KGB told me so.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2785 on: April 20, 2014, 04:34:42 PM »
Banned for doing business with the Kings Garter Belt company.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2786 on: April 21, 2014, 01:37:24 AM »
Banned for boring looking Avatar.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2787 on: April 21, 2014, 03:48:45 PM »
Banned for losing your head.  And then finding it again.  And then losing it again.  You'd think that losing one's head would be a one-time occurrence.  But, no...YOU have to lose it "sometimes", while at other times it isn't lost.  What's up with you, anyway??  Banned each and every time you lose your head.  What, can't you hang on to it?  Does it mean so little to you that it is that easily lost??  Sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2788 on: April 21, 2014, 03:59:42 PM »
Banned for not losing your head, you could use a new one.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2789 on: April 21, 2014, 04:15:14 PM »
Hollandaise is the disgusting thing they put on __----__ BANNED! HA HAHA HAHA HA HA Sometimes it makes me wonder why they wanna ban me ___  HA HAHA HAHA HA HA