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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2700 on: April 02, 2014, 06:57:31 AM »
Banned because Mac Dad can't make you jump, jump!

Banned because if your Mac jumps, you should call the Apple store.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2701 on: April 02, 2014, 06:59:41 AM »
Banned for wanting to wait in line at the Apple store, rather than eating an apple to keep the Jewish physicians away.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2702 on: April 02, 2014, 07:07:11 AM »
Banned for dispensing medical advice without a license  :police:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2703 on: April 02, 2014, 07:47:55 AM »
Last time I take a peanut allergy pill for my rabid musophobia from you, Dr. Elephant.  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2704 on: April 02, 2014, 08:21:54 AM »
"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent!" – Dr. Seuss

You are still banned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2705 on: April 02, 2014, 11:17:48 AM »
Banned for quoting Dr. Seuss and not Mother Goose.  Banned for poetic license.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2706 on: April 02, 2014, 11:46:44 AM »
Banned for being such a silly goose!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2707 on: April 02, 2014, 11:59:06 AM »
Gooses Geeses
Mooses Meeses
Mices Meeses
Rices Reese's
Peanut Butter Cups
Banned!
« Last Edit: April 02, 2014, 11:59:14 AM by Asteriktos »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2708 on: April 02, 2014, 04:29:39 PM »
Gooses Geeses
Mooses Meeses
Mices Meeses
Rices Reese's
Peanut Butter Cups
Banned!


I saw the geese flying north yesterday, you must be the silly one banned for still hangin out eatin a reeses .
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2709 on: April 03, 2014, 07:48:58 AM »
Why do you hate cups filled with chocolate-covered peanut butter?  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2710 on: April 03, 2014, 06:42:41 PM »
Why do you hate cups filled with chocolate-covered peanut butter?  Banned!

You silly goose, there will be time for Reeses when the flying is done.Banned for missing your flight.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2711 on: April 04, 2014, 08:09:50 AM »
Banned because geese don't need a boarding pass, unless they want to get groped by a TSA fat guy.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2712 on: April 04, 2014, 08:39:31 AM »
Banned for giving gooseses a free pass for boarding and/or room accommodations when you know full well that they will completely destroy the property and turn the food into puree and stick it all over the ceiling in a misguided attempt to pull off an avant garde interior design vision that they came up with while on a acid at three in the morning and laying on the balcony floor in a pool of sweat and covered with three layers of Christmas sweaters with green and red reindeer with huge antlers and bells on them. Geese are quacked in the head you know?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2713 on: April 04, 2014, 08:41:18 AM »
Banned because geese don't sweat.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2714 on: April 04, 2014, 08:43:33 AM »
They do if you fatten them up before they go in the oven! Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2715 on: April 04, 2014, 08:44:44 AM »
Banned for scaring geese away as you sharpen your knife.  May you be bitten by a flock of geese just above your ankles, repeatedly.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2716 on: April 04, 2014, 08:46:08 AM »
Banned for not giving me the option of one large goose rather than many small ones!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2717 on: April 04, 2014, 08:47:21 AM »
Fine!  A flock of large geese it will be then!  And they will also bit your knees!  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2718 on: April 04, 2014, 08:53:18 AM »
Banned for

Flock of Seagulls

Nasty business that

Eh Guv?

Sample my wares

Of bannage stew

I made it myself

This morning

Aha aha!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2719 on: April 04, 2014, 08:55:00 AM »
Please, sir.  May I have some more ban?

Banned for being stingy!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2720 on: April 04, 2014, 03:33:43 PM »
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall and all the kings horses and all the kings men BANNED! for mother goosing.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2721 on: April 04, 2014, 03:35:05 PM »
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candlestick
just to be banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2722 on: April 04, 2014, 03:41:45 PM »
There was a crooked man,and he went a crooked mile,He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile. He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,And they all lived together banned in a little crooked house.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2723 on: April 04, 2014, 03:53:08 PM »
As I was walking to St. ives, I met a man with seven wives.  Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits.  Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were BANNED in St. Ives?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2724 on: April 04, 2014, 03:57:51 PM »
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'


Which means I think that you are banned, banned to the eternal death and the horror, the horror of being buried alive. You wake and you find it dark and able to move only a little. The smell of damp earth enters your nose and then you realize what has become your fate! You bang on the coffin but in vain! You scream! You scream! You scream! All in vain and then you realize--there is so much air and only so much and wonder is that a blessing or a cruse? A blessing that you will die sooner of suffocating than days of suffering in the coffin enclosed, but then thinking what first you will gasp for breath. Then the lungs will simply get tight, like when you have a breath holding contest. And then, just think, the lungs will grow truly tight and tighter in excruciating pain until finally the laws set by God, who has abandoned you to this fate, come and you begin to pass out. But not quickly. The brain is losing oxygen and you are now in a strange state between consciousness and unconsciousness, and the thoughts you think are familiar memories of the past--of happier times, even the bad ones you think of--and of numbers and all sorts of strange things. Time is no more. You do not know know how long you have been in this strange state of the brain losing oxygen but the horror, the horror of the state. You are still conscious of what is happening, but only in a distant way. You are more unconscious than conscious and you realize that God has not abandoned you to this fate but the undertaker. As things grow dark, darker than the darkness of the under-earth and coffin, you realize that you have not prayed for mercy to the Judge and then all is dark, truly dark. You are dead and falling, falling somewhere, falling, falling, falling.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2725 on: April 04, 2014, 04:04:06 PM »
As the blade on the pendulum swings and the pit grows larger, the French will not save you.  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2726 on: April 04, 2014, 04:50:22 PM »
Banned for missing out on the Kenny Rogers reference before, "there will be time for countin when the banning's done"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2727 on: April 04, 2014, 04:52:10 PM »
Banned for referencing Kenny Rogers, Kenny Loggins, Kenny, Kenneth, Kendall, Kimball, Kim Hall, Shin Tall, Ring Wall, or anyone known to associate with such people and/or things and/or places. Youi trulyi havei mei drivini upi ai walli righti nowi ayei !i
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2728 on: April 04, 2014, 05:50:33 PM »
That's ok , I'm no gambler either, banned from the poker game.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2729 on: April 05, 2014, 03:14:09 AM »
Black Jack banned for not including better casino games.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2730 on: April 05, 2014, 01:50:15 PM »
Banned for mentioning gambling.

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« Reply #2731 on: April 05, 2014, 04:00:22 PM »
Banned for mentioning gambling.

Banned for denouncing a verse in the Gospel.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2732 on: April 06, 2014, 11:24:44 AM »
Banned for gambling in front of Christ for a linen sheet.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2733 on: April 06, 2014, 11:30:26 AM »
Banned for gambling in front of Christ for a linen sheet.

Bland poor rambling sins hunt love heist more nay grinnin' beat. Toodles!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2734 on: April 06, 2014, 12:56:44 PM »
Banned for gambling in front of Christ for a linen sheet.

Bland poor rambling sins hunt love heist more nay grinnin' beat. Toodles!


Banned by the poodles.



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2735 on: April 06, 2014, 04:26:30 PM »
Banned for letting the trinity go to the dogs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2736 on: April 06, 2014, 11:08:01 PM »
Banned for letting the trinity go to the dogs.

Banned for a great joke. Pity I have to ban you but you know the game.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2737 on: April 06, 2014, 11:14:42 PM »
They are one doggedness but three distinct dogs. No debating over the nature of the procession but the white one is clearly the Father. But they are all canine as a principle before they are this dog or that dog.

Plato would say there is Dog and this and that dog, and Aristotle says dog is its being, but that we can only know what a dog is by this dog or that dog. Dog does not exist except that there is a dog here or a dog there. There is no ideal dog. There is only this dog or that dog. As for whether one dog is better than another, that is a matter of quality, which is predicated from being.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2738 on: April 06, 2014, 11:22:34 PM »
Banned for preferring Plato and Aristotle over the pre-Socratics and Hellenistic philosophers...
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2739 on: April 07, 2014, 08:43:02 AM »
Banned for a bunch of Greeks.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2740 on: April 07, 2014, 09:33:40 AM »
Banned by a single Geek.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2741 on: April 07, 2014, 03:42:20 PM »
Banned for all those native Greek elephants.  Oh, wait, Greece only has souvlaki.  Double banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2742 on: April 07, 2014, 04:05:41 PM »
Banned because "if you've got a [butt] I'll kick it!"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2743 on: April 07, 2014, 05:35:08 PM »
Banned because "if you've got a [butt] I'll kick it!"


Banned because of course he has a butt, that is where his brains are.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2744 on: April 08, 2014, 06:43:03 AM »
Banned for throwing your brains out with the cigarette butts.
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