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Offline Gayle

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2655 on: March 27, 2014, 09:30:43 PM »
peanuts are legume,banned

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2656 on: March 28, 2014, 03:58:31 AM »
you say resume, I say res-ah-may
you say legume, I say leg-ah-may
you say peanut, I say pay-ah-noot
you say banned, I say 'don't mind if I do'

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2657 on: March 28, 2014, 07:40:56 AM »
Banned for heteronymism.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2658 on: March 28, 2014, 03:46:31 PM »
Those words have the same meaning no matter how you say them, just like this one.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2659 on: March 28, 2014, 08:20:25 PM »
Banned for being the bane of my existence.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2660 on: March 29, 2014, 09:54:51 AM »
Banned for being a capitalist.  And because it's Saturday.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2661 on: March 29, 2014, 09:55:53 AM »
banned for capitalizing three words on a saturday.  it's not kosher.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2662 on: March 29, 2014, 09:59:49 AM »
Banned for being the food police.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2663 on: March 29, 2014, 10:39:07 AM »
Banned for thinking food doesn't need policing.

Sugary BBQ sauce?  Illegal and deserves prison time.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2664 on: March 29, 2014, 10:52:08 AM »
Banned for thinking food doesn't need policing.

Sugary BBQ sauce?  Illegal and deserves prison time.

Banned for thinking you can put sugary BBQ sauce in prison without consulting the warden.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2665 on: March 29, 2014, 10:52:19 AM »
Jajajajajaja you are a funny little blabbering fund me a troll and I
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2666 on: March 29, 2014, 10:53:28 AM »
Banned for nonsensical gibberish not pertaining to the conviction of Sugary BBQ Sauce.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2667 on: March 29, 2014, 11:25:00 AM »
I am about to eat some bbq sauce with my fries and chicken-parts nuggets. It is Sticky Fingers Smokehouse Carolina Sweet Barbecue Sauce. Never has a finer brand been dumbed down and mass produced for the common man! Now then, with the pre-smell of this intoxicating concoction in my nostril parts, I can and do hereby banish you in all you elitist snobbery to the outer parts, where there is weeping and gnashing of tooths.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2668 on: March 29, 2014, 11:26:47 AM »
Banned for consuming evil that has poisoned your very heart and soul!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2669 on: March 29, 2014, 11:29:38 AM »
Banned for not banning me for not fasting and thereby keeping me accountable! My lapse was merely one of the belly parts, but yours one of the soul!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2670 on: March 29, 2014, 11:35:14 AM »
Banned for not looking at your own plate and realizing what was upon it.  Banned for guilting me in not being a keeper for my brother.  And banned for not letting me not judge you!

Eat your fried chicken-parts mash and humble yourself!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2671 on: March 29, 2014, 03:33:54 PM »
I find the taste of banning intoxicating! The only real question left to ask myself is: "Self, how far will you go to always feel this good?" The answer is not a good thing for you!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2672 on: March 29, 2014, 04:12:53 PM »
You enjoy myself

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2673 on: March 29, 2014, 05:47:43 PM »
You enjoy myself

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That song stinks.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2674 on: March 29, 2014, 06:33:23 PM »
You enjoy myself

Banned

That song stinks.

Banned.

But phish is good for you.

Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2675 on: March 29, 2014, 09:41:33 PM »
Banned for implying that phishing is good. Phishing is an evil technique used to extract information from other computers-a form of theft. 

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2676 on: March 30, 2014, 03:23:36 AM »
Banned for catching someone's bank info rather than a nice trout.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2677 on: March 30, 2014, 09:20:32 AM »
Banned for talking about trying to catch Mike Trout, who is currently running to the bank and ain't gonna be caught by no one no how!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2678 on: March 30, 2014, 03:29:27 PM »
He likes fish eggs, I know that because I caught a mess of trout with them, he probably thinks he is above being caught by calling them caviar, but the less he knows the more you get
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2679 on: March 30, 2014, 10:15:02 PM »
Caviar is fish bait banned for eating them on crackers.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2680 on: March 31, 2014, 09:56:11 AM »
Banned for being so pedestrian as to eat caviar on crackers.  Better to make a caviar and champagne smoothie.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2681 on: March 31, 2014, 10:20:43 AM »
Ban-o-matic!


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2682 on: March 31, 2014, 04:27:16 PM »
Banned for wearing plaid while fishing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2683 on: April 01, 2014, 12:00:34 AM »
Banned for not liking plaid.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2684 on: April 01, 2014, 07:43:52 AM »
Banned for Foolishness!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2685 on: April 01, 2014, 10:11:00 AM »
Banned for not flying like Dumbo.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2686 on: April 01, 2014, 05:01:27 PM »
Banned for not flying like Dumbo.

Banned for being a non-flying Dumbo hater.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2687 on: April 01, 2014, 05:36:44 PM »
Banned for being a dumbo period. Dumbo on the ground, dumbo in the sky, dumbo in Hades, dumbo in Paradise, dumbo in Gehanna, dumbo in the grave, dumbo if they cremate you and dumbo to past, present and future generations. Oh, and dumbo in the sea.
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« Reply #2688 on: April 01, 2014, 06:20:47 PM »
Banned for being a dumbo period. Dumbo on the ground, dumbo in the sky, dumbo in Hades, dumbo in Paradise, dumbo in Gehanna, dumbo in the grave, dumbo if they cremate you and dumbo to past, present and future generations. Oh, and dumbo in the sea.

Corporate structure, just like a convention.Dumbos united.

Banned for being above us.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2689 on: April 01, 2014, 06:23:03 PM »
Banned for presuming you are one of us.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2690 on: April 01, 2014, 06:48:46 PM »
Banned for presuming you are one of us.

Heavens to murgatroid, no .
Banned for not being one of us.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2691 on: April 01, 2014, 06:55:23 PM »
Banned for googling mooglies.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2692 on: April 01, 2014, 07:14:56 PM »
I was a victim of circumstance.

Soitanly, Banned
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2693 on: April 01, 2014, 08:43:41 PM »
Which one of the stooges it that? Once you tell me, you are banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2694 on: April 01, 2014, 08:55:00 PM »
If you gotta ask, you're banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2695 on: April 01, 2014, 09:20:32 PM »
The hair is a good indicator,banned

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2696 on: April 01, 2014, 09:55:01 PM »
Banned for good indications rather than vibrations.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2697 on: April 02, 2014, 12:03:37 AM »
Banned for not seeking help Barbara Ann, Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann, or Rhonda
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2698 on: April 02, 2014, 06:40:01 AM »
 Banned because Mac Dad can't make you jump, jump!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2699 on: April 02, 2014, 06:57:31 AM »
Banned because Mac Dad can't make you jump, jump!

Banned because if your Mac jumps, you should call the Apple store.