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« Reply #2655 on: March 27, 2014, 09:30:43 PM »

peanuts are legume,banned
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« Reply #2656 on: March 28, 2014, 03:58:31 AM »

you say resume, I say res-ah-may
you say legume, I say leg-ah-may
you say peanut, I say pay-ah-noot
you say banned, I say 'don't mind if I do'

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« Reply #2657 on: March 28, 2014, 07:40:56 AM »

Banned for heteronymism.
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« Reply #2658 on: March 28, 2014, 03:46:31 PM »

Those words have the same meaning no matter how you say them, just like this one.

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« Reply #2659 on: March 28, 2014, 08:20:25 PM »

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« Reply #2660 on: March 29, 2014, 09:54:51 AM »

Banned for being a capitalist.  And because it's Saturday.
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« Reply #2661 on: March 29, 2014, 09:55:53 AM »

banned for capitalizing three words on a saturday.  it's not kosher.
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« Reply #2662 on: March 29, 2014, 09:59:49 AM »

Banned for being the food police.
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« Reply #2663 on: March 29, 2014, 10:39:07 AM »

Banned for thinking food doesn't need policing.

Sugary BBQ sauce?  Illegal and deserves prison time.
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« Reply #2664 on: March 29, 2014, 10:52:08 AM »

Banned for thinking food doesn't need policing.

Sugary BBQ sauce?  Illegal and deserves prison time.

Banned for thinking you can put sugary BBQ sauce in prison without consulting the warden.
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« Reply #2665 on: March 29, 2014, 10:52:19 AM »

Jajajajajaja you are a funny little blabbering fund me a troll and I
Will double your payments for two cycles! Panamanian!
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« Reply #2666 on: March 29, 2014, 10:53:28 AM »

Banned for nonsensical gibberish not pertaining to the conviction of Sugary BBQ Sauce.
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« Reply #2667 on: March 29, 2014, 11:25:00 AM »

I am about to eat some bbq sauce with my fries and chicken-parts nuggets. It is Sticky Fingers Smokehouse Carolina Sweet Barbecue Sauce. Never has a finer brand been dumbed down and mass produced for the common man! Now then, with the pre-smell of this intoxicating concoction in my nostril parts, I can and do hereby banish you in all you elitist snobbery to the outer parts, where there is weeping and gnashing of tooths.
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« Reply #2668 on: March 29, 2014, 11:26:47 AM »

Banned for consuming evil that has poisoned your very heart and soul!
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« Reply #2669 on: March 29, 2014, 11:29:38 AM »

Banned for not banning me for not fasting and thereby keeping me accountable! My lapse was merely one of the belly parts, but yours one of the soul!
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« Reply #2670 on: March 29, 2014, 11:35:14 AM »

Banned for not looking at your own plate and realizing what was upon it.  Banned for guilting me in not being a keeper for my brother.  And banned for not letting me not judge you!

Eat your fried chicken-parts mash and humble yourself!
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« Reply #2671 on: March 29, 2014, 03:33:54 PM »

I find the taste of banning intoxicating! The only real question left to ask myself is: "Self, how far will you go to always feel this good?" The answer is not a good thing for you!
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« Reply #2672 on: March 29, 2014, 04:12:53 PM »

You enjoy myself

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« Reply #2673 on: March 29, 2014, 05:47:43 PM »

You enjoy myself

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« Reply #2674 on: March 29, 2014, 06:33:23 PM »

You enjoy myself

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But phish is good for you.

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« Reply #2675 on: March 29, 2014, 09:41:33 PM »

Banned for implying that phishing is good. Phishing is an evil technique used to extract information from other computers-a form of theft. 
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« Reply #2676 on: March 30, 2014, 03:23:36 AM »

Banned for catching someone's bank info rather than a nice trout.
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« Reply #2677 on: March 30, 2014, 09:20:32 AM »

Banned for talking about trying to catch Mike Trout, who is currently running to the bank and ain't gonna be caught by no one no how!
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« Reply #2678 on: March 30, 2014, 03:29:27 PM »

He likes fish eggs, I know that because I caught a mess of trout with them, he probably thinks he is above being caught by calling them caviar, but the less he knows the more you get
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« Reply #2679 on: March 30, 2014, 10:15:02 PM »

Caviar is fish bait banned for eating them on crackers.
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« Reply #2680 on: March 31, 2014, 09:56:11 AM »

Banned for being so pedestrian as to eat caviar on crackers.  Better to make a caviar and champagne smoothie.
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« Reply #2681 on: March 31, 2014, 10:20:43 AM »

Ban-o-matic!

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« Reply #2682 on: March 31, 2014, 04:27:16 PM »

Banned for wearing plaid while fishing.
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« Reply #2684 on: April 01, 2014, 07:43:52 AM »

Banned for Foolishness!
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« Reply #2685 on: April 01, 2014, 10:11:00 AM »

Banned for not flying like Dumbo.
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« Reply #2686 on: April 01, 2014, 05:01:27 PM »

Banned for not flying like Dumbo.

Banned for being a non-flying Dumbo hater.
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« Reply #2687 on: April 01, 2014, 05:36:44 PM »

Banned for being a dumbo period. Dumbo on the ground, dumbo in the sky, dumbo in Hades, dumbo in Paradise, dumbo in Gehanna, dumbo in the grave, dumbo if they cremate you and dumbo to past, present and future generations. Oh, and dumbo in the sea.
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« Reply #2688 on: April 01, 2014, 06:20:47 PM »

Banned for being a dumbo period. Dumbo on the ground, dumbo in the sky, dumbo in Hades, dumbo in Paradise, dumbo in Gehanna, dumbo in the grave, dumbo if they cremate you and dumbo to past, present and future generations. Oh, and dumbo in the sea.

Corporate structure, just like a convention.Dumbos united.

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« Reply #2689 on: April 01, 2014, 06:23:03 PM »

Banned for presuming you are one of us.
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« Reply #2690 on: April 01, 2014, 06:48:46 PM »

Banned for presuming you are one of us.

Heavens to murgatroid, no .
Banned for not being one of us.
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« Reply #2691 on: April 01, 2014, 06:55:23 PM »

Banned for googling mooglies.
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« Reply #2692 on: April 01, 2014, 07:14:56 PM »

I was a victim of circumstance.

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« Reply #2693 on: April 01, 2014, 08:43:41 PM »

Which one of the stooges it that? Once you tell me, you are banned.
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« Reply #2694 on: April 01, 2014, 08:55:00 PM »

If you gotta ask, you're banned.
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« Reply #2695 on: April 01, 2014, 09:20:32 PM »

The hair is a good indicator,banned
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« Reply #2696 on: April 01, 2014, 09:55:01 PM »

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« Reply #2697 on: April 02, 2014, 12:03:37 AM »

Banned for not seeking help Barbara Ann, Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann, or Rhonda
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« Reply #2698 on: April 02, 2014, 06:40:01 AM »

 Banned because Mac Dad can't make you jump, jump!
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« Reply #2699 on: April 02, 2014, 06:57:31 AM »

Banned because Mac Dad can't make you jump, jump!

Banned because if your Mac jumps, you should call the Apple store.
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