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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2610 on: March 21, 2014, 01:38:55 PM »
Banned for standing in the wrong line.  For the Complaint Department, it's the next line over.  Yes, way back there.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2611 on: March 21, 2014, 02:11:56 PM »
Banned for thinking that the show Blue's Clues can be enjoyed as both light-hearted entertainment and a penetrating analysis of the existential crisis festering in each of our souls.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2612 on: March 21, 2014, 02:23:59 PM »
Banned for not comprehending the socio-economic analysis and Marxist critque in Teletubbies.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2613 on: March 21, 2014, 02:55:21 PM »
Banned for watching television, period.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2614 on: March 21, 2014, 03:03:30 PM »
Banned for not acquiring the spirit of high definition LEDTV so that thousands around you can watch basketball.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2615 on: March 21, 2014, 03:15:45 PM »
Banned for not acquiring the spirit of high definition LEDTV so that thousands around you can watch basketball.

Banned for not offering to buy me said HD TV. Pleaase? My birthday is next month! *bats eyelashes*
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2616 on: March 21, 2014, 03:20:05 PM »
Banned for not giving salamander eyeballs.  What can I do with bats' eyelashes?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2617 on: March 21, 2014, 03:38:34 PM »
Banned for not knowing how to properly use bats eyelashes in your culinary endeavors. Quick tip: they go well with almost anything that rosemary is also tastes good with.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2618 on: March 21, 2014, 03:40:30 PM »
Banned, because bats' eyelashes goes best in a vindaloo, which has no rosemary.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2619 on: March 21, 2014, 04:10:51 PM »
Banned because she was talking about a "Rosemary's Baby" movie type of Batty.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2620 on: March 22, 2014, 11:42:08 AM »
Banned for cooking baby chicken's without rosemary.  And garlic.  And lemon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2621 on: March 22, 2014, 05:00:45 PM »
Banned for cooking baby chicken's without rosemary.  And garlic.  And lemon.

Banned for letting Rosemary near the baby.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2622 on: March 22, 2014, 05:35:18 PM »
We all have an El Guapo to face. Be brave, and fight like lions!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2623 on: March 22, 2014, 05:51:28 PM »
Banned because

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2624 on: March 24, 2014, 09:41:26 AM »
Banned for making the baby listen to, rather than give, the sermon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2625 on: March 24, 2014, 03:06:22 PM »
Such a sermon could work I suppose. Maybe the priest asks questions and the child responds. For example:

Q. From who does the Holy Spirit proceed?
A. Dada!

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Nonetheless, banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2626 on: March 24, 2014, 04:11:30 PM »
Banned for

« Last Edit: March 24, 2014, 04:13:43 PM by Sinful Hypocrite »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2627 on: March 24, 2014, 04:13:23 PM »
Banned for having an avatar pic that crosses out nothing!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2628 on: March 24, 2014, 04:15:09 PM »
Banned for having an avatar pic that crosses out nothing!

Precisely,
BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2629 on: March 25, 2014, 11:36:18 AM »
Banned for nothing!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2630 on: March 25, 2014, 11:41:04 AM »
Banned for giving your bans for nothing and your chicks for free!

« Last Edit: March 25, 2014, 11:41:18 AM by Asteriktos »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2631 on: March 25, 2014, 01:02:47 PM »
Banned for posting hot chicks during Lent.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2632 on: March 25, 2014, 02:12:35 PM »
Banned for making want chicken during Lent >:(

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2633 on: March 25, 2014, 02:18:26 PM »
Banned for being too chicken to eat lint when you're hungry.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2634 on: March 25, 2014, 04:01:32 PM »
Banned for not making lint goulash in the style of Hungary.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2635 on: March 25, 2014, 04:29:09 PM »
Banned for getting your paprika up.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2636 on: March 25, 2014, 04:37:52 PM »
Banned for cumin in here with these bad puns. That's just not kosher. And don't think you can curry favor with me, it won't work, and I don't have the thyme to hear it anyway!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2637 on: March 25, 2014, 04:52:17 PM »
Chuckie lookalikes banned together.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2638 on: March 26, 2014, 02:39:35 PM »
Banned for not being a friend till the end.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2639 on: March 26, 2014, 02:45:52 PM »
You're banned! (you're banned)
You're banned! (you're banned)
Wherever I go, you'll be banned!
You're banned! (you're banned)
You're banned! (you're banned)
You're banned by me!

Lyrics sung using this music.
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« Reply #2640 on: March 26, 2014, 03:29:20 PM »
Banned. My music therapist just sang to me. Seriously, I cannot offend her by clicking you link. So you are banned. It's pretty nice they have "music therapy" at this hospital. I was serenaded by a woman. Alas she was only decent looking, though one of my nurses is nice on the eyes. But she puts needles in me and singeth not unto me, unless, O Venus, thou considereth the sweet charity of her voice when she asks me if I need anything. She is tall and walketh with grace so that the poet sings of her:

Where'er you walk, cool gales shall fan the glade
Trees where you sit, shall crowd into a shade.
Where'er you tread the blushing flowers shall rise
and all things flourish where'er you turn your eyes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2641 on: March 26, 2014, 04:07:09 PM »
What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key
Oh I get Banned with a little help from my friends
Mm I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm going to try with a little help from the Banned
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2642 on: March 26, 2014, 04:10:25 PM »
What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key
Oh I get Banned with a little help from my friends
Mm I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm going to try with a little help from the Banned

Banned for somehow knowing I had her sing me that song. Except the banned part. Banned for watching me, secret agent man! Hypocritical NSA spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2643 on: March 27, 2014, 12:25:36 AM »
Secret Asian man, secret Asian man, they'v given you a number and taken away you banned! :police:

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« Reply #2644 on: March 27, 2014, 12:29:49 AM »
Banned for speaking agent like an stupid American. Roald Dahl wrote somewhere in a poem that Americans don't differentiate aunt and ant, saying the mother of their sister is their ant, just like the little bug on the ground. Only African Americans do so it seems. I say "ant" myself, mostly because I would sound like a wigga if I said "ah-nt"

PS....When you address Her Majesty however it is not "ma'am" as in mah, but ma'am as in ham. That's important to remember. If you say it the wrong way in Her Majesty's presence it is high treason. Of course Americans don't have a problem with it. It's Britons who think they are all high class for calling the Queen "m-ah-m" like they are so educated because they are from Oxfordshire, which they insist is pronounced Oxford-shure, not Oxford-"shire", like the shire in Lord of the Rings.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2645 on: March 27, 2014, 04:26:27 AM »
Banned for making me saw 'wha...?'
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2646 on: March 27, 2014, 08:42:44 AM »
Banned for making me say, "Who?"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2647 on: March 27, 2014, 09:41:04 AM »
Banned for owlish talk.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2648 on: March 27, 2014, 10:31:15 AM »
Banned for speciesism.
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« Reply #2649 on: March 27, 2014, 10:58:02 AM »
Banned for not knowing it to be puny. ::) ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2650 on: March 27, 2014, 11:08:24 AM »
Banned for belittling the scourge of the modern age where elephants dispense hatred on owls.  I have a dream that one day, the sons of former elephants and the sons of former owls will sit together at the table of brotherhood.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2651 on: March 27, 2014, 11:29:42 AM »
Banned for sexism.


btw, we may sit upon them as they are quite small

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2652 on: March 27, 2014, 12:36:02 PM »
Banned for murder by crushing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2653 on: March 27, 2014, 05:52:30 PM »
Banned for having a crush on the elephant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2654 on: March 27, 2014, 05:58:08 PM »

       Banned!   Banned!   Banned!
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