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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2565 on: March 17, 2014, 03:55:09 PM »
Banned because it does the body good...

or does it?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2566 on: March 17, 2014, 03:56:19 PM »
Banned for thinking outside the carton.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2567 on: March 17, 2014, 04:03:27 PM »
Banned for not pouring out the old cheese developing in the carton.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2568 on: March 17, 2014, 04:12:36 PM »
Wombats drink fruit juice from cartons of eggplant fiber. Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2569 on: March 17, 2014, 04:13:39 PM »
Banned for insinuating that the noble platypus is not up to the task.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2570 on: March 17, 2014, 04:23:28 PM »
He said platypus.

Everything from down under are Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2571 on: March 17, 2014, 04:25:52 PM »
Banned for Platypus Indiana Jones.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2572 on: March 18, 2014, 10:07:37 AM »
Banned for thinking there are platypuses in Indiana with Welsh last names.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2573 on: March 18, 2014, 11:43:55 AM »
Banned for not suggesting more interesting American states and Welsh surnames to George Lucas:

Alaska Cadwalader
Colorado Gurganus
Dakota Pennoyer
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2574 on: March 18, 2014, 03:48:25 PM »
I once was dating a girl named Diana, and I would joke that I wanted to go to Indiana,
I am banned along with all of you sick folk for laughing at that.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2575 on: March 18, 2014, 04:02:44 PM »
Banned for two zig-zags.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2576 on: March 18, 2014, 04:46:14 PM »
Banned because I have a whole pack of zig-zags.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2577 on: March 18, 2014, 07:11:37 PM »
Banned for an unjust no-doing-something sign. You can't say not do something without stating what that something is. Is that no smoking or no weapons or no golf carts? Or is it just no anything? Is that not like calling evil an absolute rather than a negation of Being?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2578 on: March 18, 2014, 07:23:19 PM »
Banned for an unjust no-doing-something sign. You can't say not do something without stating what that something is. Is that no smoking or no weapons or no golf carts? Or is it just no anything? Is that not like calling evil an absolute rather than a negation of Being?



why are you here then,

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2579 on: March 18, 2014, 08:25:52 PM »
Banned for not really banning me. When I tried to click the "okay" nothing happened.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2580 on: March 18, 2014, 08:52:29 PM »
Banned for not having the latest greatest touch screen technology!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2581 on: March 18, 2014, 08:54:11 PM »
Banned for not really banning me. When I tried to click the "okay" nothing happened.

Thats because

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2582 on: March 18, 2014, 08:54:51 PM »
Banned for not having the latest greatest touch screen technology!

Banned for getting in between.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2583 on: March 18, 2014, 08:57:26 PM »
Banned for not having the latest greatest touch screen technology!

Banned for getting in between.

Banned for getting on top.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2584 on: March 18, 2014, 09:51:09 PM »
Eminem - White America
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2585 on: March 19, 2014, 04:01:35 PM »
Eminem - White America

Banned for liking it on top.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2586 on: March 19, 2014, 04:19:35 PM »
Eminem - White America

Banned for liking it on top.

Banned for sinning against nature. If nature has given the man the active organ which is the giver of life and woman the passive organ which is the receiver and means to fertilize it follows that then do we not know the proper place of each gender in the bedroom? These are the questions that some more serious theologians might address. Actually, I am serious. Might seem funny but some of those old school theological documents talk about seemingly pointless matters like this in the most serious and theological manner. :-)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2587 on: March 19, 2014, 10:08:36 PM »
Yes, I know you're serious... it's one reason I have a problem taking Christian moralities (any of the dozens and dozens of them) seriously: cause I've read what the mead-evil theologians said in all sincerity. Well now I'm being serious as well.  :angel:

Anyway, see what you did, you went and got me fired up. Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2588 on: March 19, 2014, 10:10:44 PM »
Banned for stoking the fires of Gehenna.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2589 on: March 20, 2014, 01:33:57 PM »
Banned for heresy! The fires of the eternal fire do not need stoked. They remain at the same temperature by the wrath of God. Do you say God has to stoke a fire, as if his power is limited! Heretic! Blasphemer!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2590 on: March 20, 2014, 01:55:13 PM »
Banned for not putting ashes on your head and baing your bread over dung.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2591 on: March 20, 2014, 01:59:00 PM »
Banned for incorrectly spelling "ba-da-bing".

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2592 on: March 20, 2014, 02:11:55 PM »
Banned for not providing the definition of "ba-da-bing" to prove your Sinatra loyalties.
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« Reply #2593 on: March 20, 2014, 02:23:03 PM »
Banned for trying to ban a Jersey girl.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2594 on: March 20, 2014, 02:27:14 PM »
Banned because there are no natural-born elephants in Jersey.
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« Reply #2595 on: March 20, 2014, 02:30:06 PM »
Banned for suggesting Mommy's C-section was unnatural.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2596 on: March 20, 2014, 02:55:12 PM »
Banned for not posting a video of an elephant C-section.  Seriously, that would be very interesting.  In another life, I'd be a veterinarian.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2597 on: March 20, 2014, 03:05:10 PM »
Banned for posting too much in this thread.
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« Reply #2598 on: March 20, 2014, 03:10:36 PM »
Banned for posting too little on OC.net in general.
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« Reply #2599 on: March 20, 2014, 03:11:10 PM »
Banned for killing off the alpaca.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2600 on: March 20, 2014, 03:13:03 PM »
Banned for having goofy ties.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2601 on: March 20, 2014, 04:08:24 PM »
Banned for having goofy ties.

He said Goofy




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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2602 on: March 20, 2014, 04:20:08 PM »
Banned for hating on the one Disney character we know is not a homosexual.  He has a son!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2603 on: March 20, 2014, 04:23:19 PM »
Banned for hating on the one Disney character we know is not a homosexual.  He has a son!

Philip the Philosopher says:

You're no son, you're no son of mine
But where should I go and what should I do
You're no son, you're no son of mine
But I came here for help, oh I was looking for you
You're no son, you're no son of mine - oh
You're no son - ha yeah, ha yeah, ha yeah, ha yeah
You're no son, you're no son of mine - oh, oh...

Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2604 on: March 20, 2014, 04:25:19 PM »
Popeye banned!

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« Reply #2605 on: March 20, 2014, 04:43:16 PM »
Popeye banned!


Banned for hating on the one Disney character we know is not a homosexual.  He has a son!

Philip the Philosopher says:

You're no son, you're no son of mine
But where should I go and what should I do
You're no son, you're no son of mine
But I came here for help, oh I was looking for you
You're no son, you're no son of mine - oh
You're no son - ha yeah, ha yeah, ha yeah, ha yeah
You're no son, you're no son of mine - oh, oh...

Banned!

Banned for being Bluto.

Banned for using a verse from the book of Genesis and thinking it was Phil
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2606 on: March 20, 2014, 05:50:27 PM »
Banned for hating on the one Disney character we know is not a homosexual.  He has a son!

But did they ever show the mother? He might have adopted him!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2607 on: March 20, 2014, 05:57:51 PM »
All of you are banned for not telling us more about, apparently, gays lacking the required parts needed to make lil ones.  :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2608 on: March 21, 2014, 01:27:10 PM »
Banned for selling the wrong parts.
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« Reply #2609 on: March 21, 2014, 01:28:31 PM »
Banned for complaining