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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2520 on: March 13, 2014, 05:49:37 PM »
Hulk Ban Hogan versus Ban Schuultz on Hogans heroes, and every time Hogan gets banned, Schuultz says "I know nutting!"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2521 on: March 14, 2014, 06:16:19 AM »
Banned for comedic nazism.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2522 on: March 14, 2014, 02:32:34 PM »
Still banning the same old banners, I see.   It's time for a New Ebangelization!!  Banned until you bring more Bozos to Bandom.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2523 on: March 14, 2014, 03:06:25 PM »
Banned for tempting me.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2524 on: March 14, 2014, 05:23:33 PM »
Woohoo cookie , finally a religion we can get  banned from and feel good about.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2525 on: March 14, 2014, 05:34:42 PM »
Banned because it is illegal to fit that many clowns in a clown car.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2526 on: March 14, 2014, 06:01:10 PM »
Banned because it is illegal to fit that many clowns in a clown car.

Banned for subtle xenophobia. Are you saying there is a limit to how many Mexicans can fit in a car? Or are you saying that it is illegal for Mexicans to drive? Or are you saying Mexicans are clowns?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2527 on: March 14, 2014, 07:23:54 PM »
The original Bozo is from my area and he was not Mexican.

Imposter BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2528 on: March 14, 2014, 08:32:36 PM »
Banned for having an avatar of an imposter.




I'm the only clown and I'm everything you ever feared! I'm your mother! I'm your priest! I'm the monster under the bed! The spider! The snake! The devil. God! I am Death and your death! See ya real soon. Banned for now.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2529 on: March 14, 2014, 08:37:47 PM »
Banned for the promotion of painted-on eyebrows!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2530 on: March 14, 2014, 09:05:50 PM »
Banned for the confession of the faith of Sweet Brown. Ain't got not time for that, infidel, so you is banned. Don't ax why. Nothin' barbequin, but Lord Jeezus you is a heretic.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2531 on: March 14, 2014, 09:18:37 PM »
Y'all are banned now, y'hear, and don't come back.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2532 on: March 15, 2014, 03:03:45 PM »
I'm back, what did I miss?

Oh yeah, and you're banned.  ;)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2533 on: March 15, 2014, 03:07:43 PM »
I'm back, what did I miss?

Oh yeah, and you're banned.  ;)

Woohoo, yipee, he's back, yahoooooo!

Banned for making me do that.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2534 on: March 15, 2014, 04:31:08 PM »
Banned for not using Pennywise as your avatar.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2535 on: March 15, 2014, 05:27:49 PM »
Banned for believing in a wise clown.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2536 on: March 15, 2014, 06:26:16 PM »
Banned boys, banned boys.  Whatchagonnado?  Watchagonnado when they ban you?
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« Reply #2537 on: March 15, 2014, 06:38:52 PM »
Banned boys, banned boys.  Whatchagonnado?  Watchagonnado when they ban you?

Well I guess there is only one thing to do.

Ban you!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2538 on: March 15, 2014, 06:40:03 PM »
Banned for not knowing all the words to that song!
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« Reply #2539 on: March 15, 2014, 07:07:23 PM »
Look at me , do I look like I know the words to that song, well ok, but your Banned
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2540 on: March 15, 2014, 07:26:06 PM »
Do I look like a banned clown?  Do I make you laugh?  Do I amuse you?

BANNED!
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« Reply #2541 on: March 15, 2014, 07:57:35 PM »
Do I look like a banned clown?  Do I make you laugh?  Do I amuse you?

BANNED!

Yes, Yes, and no.

Banned!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2542 on: March 15, 2014, 08:06:48 PM »
Remember this movie...?



Yeah. BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2543 on: March 15, 2014, 10:53:46 PM »
Banned for posting a movie I can't remember since I am guessing it was before my time or just around when  I was crawling. 80s movie? Makes me want to watch The Goonies.
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« Reply #2544 on: March 15, 2014, 10:59:19 PM »
Yes, 80s movie.

Also, I cannot ban you because you have immunity from invoking the all-holy The Goonies.

EDIT--LOL, this one is better.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2545 on: March 16, 2014, 06:08:38 AM »
Banned for the 80s.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2546 on: March 16, 2014, 03:36:30 PM »
Banned for having another blog.
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« Reply #2547 on: March 16, 2014, 03:37:08 PM »
Banned because I only have one.
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« Reply #2548 on: March 16, 2014, 03:45:29 PM »
Banned for having only one blog. That's so pre-y2k.
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« Reply #2549 on: March 16, 2014, 03:50:08 PM »
Banned for not having time for faith while quoting Putin .
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« Reply #2550 on: March 16, 2014, 04:28:22 PM »
Banned for not quoting Al Sharpton.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2551 on: March 16, 2014, 06:55:44 PM »
Banned for knock, knock, knockin' on Politics' door.
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« Reply #2552 on: March 16, 2014, 08:31:51 PM »
Banned for living in Politics' house.
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« Reply #2553 on: March 17, 2014, 03:04:28 PM »
Banned for throwing stones at glass houses.
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« Reply #2554 on: March 17, 2014, 03:12:54 PM »
Banned for having a heart of stone and glass eyes.
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« Reply #2555 on: March 17, 2014, 03:17:47 PM »
Thou art hereby banished for verily removing those right and meet stone markers of our fathers delineating where mine and thine property doth beginneth and endeth, and then blaming their disappearance on Sinful Hypocrite just because he and/or she is in need of a heart.
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« Reply #2556 on: March 17, 2014, 03:19:51 PM »
Roses are red

Violets are blue

But they are Banned

And so are You
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« Reply #2557 on: March 17, 2014, 03:22:01 PM »
For needing a Heart, You are hereby Tin Man Banned!
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« Reply #2558 on: March 17, 2014, 03:32:48 PM »
Dare you mere mortal offend the work of the Great Oz!



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« Reply #2559 on: March 17, 2014, 03:33:16 PM »
Banned for hiding behind the curtain.
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« Reply #2560 on: March 17, 2014, 03:38:07 PM »
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« Reply #2561 on: March 17, 2014, 03:40:42 PM »
Banned for popping out from between an idol's legs.  Sicko!
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« Reply #2562 on: March 17, 2014, 03:43:18 PM »
Banned for being the only one who doesn't love yogurt!
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« Reply #2563 on: March 17, 2014, 03:44:35 PM »
Banned for hating curds and whey!
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« Reply #2564 on: March 17, 2014, 03:49:49 PM »
Banned for having
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