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« Reply #2475 on: March 02, 2014, 09:48:53 PM »

Banned for not eating vegetable stew.
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« Reply #2476 on: March 04, 2014, 01:12:53 AM »

Banned for being the first poster after Clean Monday and the first poster on this new page.
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« Reply #2477 on: March 04, 2014, 01:13:52 AM »

Banning myself for not realizing I am the first poster after Clean Monday. But hecma is still banned for the second reason.
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« Reply #2478 on: March 04, 2014, 01:43:28 AM »

Banned for having an avatar that makes the wicked Dr. Claw look kind or worthy of sympathy.
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« Reply #2479 on: March 04, 2014, 01:43:36 PM »

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« Reply #2480 on: March 04, 2014, 02:52:54 PM »

Bant four mispelling
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« Reply #2481 on: March 04, 2014, 05:16:46 PM »

Bant four ewile
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« Reply #2482 on: March 04, 2014, 05:31:34 PM »

Please have a slice of this bandt cake I made for you, and feel free to wash it down with a tall glass of shut up juice.

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« Reply #2483 on: March 04, 2014, 06:32:57 PM »

I'll drop back and bundt, and fake the bandt to you.
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« Reply #2484 on: March 04, 2014, 08:14:17 PM »

And it came to pass that in sixth year of the reign of the king of the Nephites that the Sinful Hypocrite was banned from the land of the righteous. And the Lord did give him a dark skin, and he was an outcast among men, like Cain, the first among the race that were not white and delightsome.

I just banned you Mormon style! Now which wife should I sleep with tonight.....




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« Reply #2485 on: March 04, 2014, 08:37:45 PM »

Banned for having a guy as one of your wives, and not offering him .  Shocked
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« Reply #2486 on: March 04, 2014, 09:46:51 PM »

Banned for having a guy as one of your wives, and not offering him .  Shocked

1. Banned for not knowing the guy is me.
2. Banned for thinking Mormons (Nephites) offer human sacrifice. That was the Lamanites, the dark skinned people, who fell into paganism and offered up their wives and children.
3. Banned for not offering your sisters, your cousins, your mother, and mother to me. Lo, and it shall come to pass that a curse shall come upon you worse than banning, for you denied the sons of Abraham your women.
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« Reply #2487 on: March 05, 2014, 12:57:47 AM »

banned for stew that taste better later.
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« Reply #2488 on: March 05, 2014, 01:32:58 AM »

Banned for wit I don't quite understand, Woman.
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« Reply #2489 on: March 05, 2014, 05:24:40 PM »

Banned for not seeing the simple pleasure of a stew.
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« Reply #2490 on: March 05, 2014, 05:59:32 PM »

Banned for saying "pleasure" during Lent.
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« Reply #2491 on: March 05, 2014, 06:12:49 PM »

Banned for leaving the lent in the dryer because laziness in not cleaning out the lent trap is a pleasure. Your house will catch on fire for your sensuality and sloth.
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« Reply #2492 on: March 05, 2014, 06:19:36 PM »

Banned for arson, you fire mongerer.
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« Reply #2493 on: March 05, 2014, 07:01:44 PM »

A ban to you, anti-arsonist, the greatest threat to fire Mongols since Ginger Khan, the arch nemesis of William 'the man' Shatner, aka Captain James Tiberius Kirklandson, homer of the later times, bringer of fine wines to BBQs, and leader of all the free peoples of Middle Earth.
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« Reply #2494 on: March 05, 2014, 07:25:41 PM »

A ban to you, anti-arsonist, the greatest threat to fire Mongols since Ginger Khan, the arch nemesis of William 'the man' Shatner, aka Captain James Tiberius Kirklandson, homer of the later times, bringer of fine wines to BBQs, and leader of all the free peoples of Middle Earth.

He said Homer,


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« Reply #2495 on: March 05, 2014, 10:59:48 PM »

Banned for posting a huge big butt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHyadlNZnDY
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« Reply #2496 on: March 05, 2014, 11:37:13 PM »

I thing homeboys picture
 Oh wanna get stop with get I other And round that to But deny
That baby, horny so stuffed
 that Homer's and can I got big in out waist
And lie
You brothers you great butt me was when a your your Simpson butt hooked Deep the sizzlin, tough
 she's I'm and with staring
 that you 'Cause warn makes take I can't in notice tried jeans your you
 butt in a My not pull me
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You walks like can't wanna wearing
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« Reply #2497 on: March 06, 2014, 05:53:37 PM »

I thing homeboys picture
 Oh wanna get stop with get I other And round that to But deny
That baby, horny so stuffed
 that Homer's and can I got big in out waist
And lie
You brothers you great butt me was when a your your Simpson butt hooked Deep the sizzlin, tough
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You walks like can't wanna wearing

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« Reply #2498 on: March 09, 2014, 11:12:43 AM »

Two and a half days and no bans.  You're all banned for failure to ban!
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« Reply #2499 on: March 09, 2014, 02:51:33 PM »

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« Reply #2500 on: March 09, 2014, 04:46:50 PM »

You said bull,



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« Reply #2501 on: March 09, 2014, 06:18:38 PM »

Banned because bulls are boy cows and beef isn't Lenten.
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« Reply #2502 on: March 09, 2014, 06:33:24 PM »

Banned for thinking the red devil bull should care about lent, and everyone knows they never eat meat, so they would need something else to give up like goring you.
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« Reply #2503 on: March 09, 2014, 06:42:06 PM »

Banned for being a Crypto-Flunishie, which as everyone knows is a member of the cantankerousosity-nebulousverbosity family of animals, and yet remaining undetected until now by cleverly hiding behind the anagram "Sinful Hypocrite"  police
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« Reply #2504 on: March 09, 2014, 06:46:37 PM »

Banned for being a Crypto-Flunishie, which as everyone knows is a member of the cantankerousosity-nebulousverbosity family of animals, and yet remaining undetected until now by cleverly hiding behind the anagram "Sinful Hypocrite"  police

Banned for talking in riddles, Louis Friend! Give me the real gold!
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« Reply #2505 on: March 09, 2014, 06:53:08 PM »

The king of riddles banning someone else for that, imagine that, you are banned!
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« Reply #2506 on: March 09, 2014, 07:10:21 PM »

The king of saints bans you for being the king of sinners. Banned!
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« Reply #2507 on: March 09, 2014, 07:31:05 PM »

Banned for mistakenly thinking that I could give a rat's rear end about being "excommunicated" by a non-existent synod of Orthodox bozos.  Banned for thinking Orthodox bozos can excommunicate this Catholic bozo.  Banned for thinking sinful hypocrites are royalty.  BANNED, BANNED, AND BANNED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2508 on: March 09, 2014, 07:39:43 PM »

Banned for making memories surface about my intense need and desire to play the Grand Prize Game of Bozo, memories long-suppressed because they were so horrible and traumatic, but now brought back to the surface by your flippant comments.

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« Reply #2509 on: March 09, 2014, 07:51:03 PM »

Hey, wait , that could be my new name here, Bozo, no that would be like using Jesus, BLASPHEMY!!!
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« Reply #2510 on: March 09, 2014, 09:40:39 PM »

Banned for clowning around
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« Reply #2511 on: March 09, 2014, 10:26:02 PM »

If you were as sympathetic to people clowning around as you are to chefs serving Pterodactyl gizzards as dessert at fine dining restaurants we wouldn't be in this mess! Bannuto upon thee!
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« Reply #2512 on: March 10, 2014, 12:10:29 AM »

Banned to watch this for all eternity since you love clowns so much:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNVP27HGv44

Banned...to float down here forever.

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Great googly moogly!


« Reply #2513 on: March 10, 2014, 04:17:20 PM »

You should have tried the Pterodactyl gizzards before they were banned like you.
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« Reply #2514 on: March 11, 2014, 02:40:31 AM »

Banned for using Greek insults instead of Latin ones.

Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur......
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« Reply #2515 on: March 13, 2014, 04:17:38 AM »

du bist dermit banned oyf nisht visndik yener velkh zol zayn bakant durkh gants inem visn  velkh iz keyn derzogn  yener yesh banned vayle leyenung mame-loshn iz als unsavory als abi akt heretofore bakant keyn mantsbil  un amer`du deserve keyn zayn banned tsi`du farshteyn velkh ikh bin vertl ODer nisht 
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« Reply #2516 on: March 13, 2014, 04:37:46 AM »

Banned for an incomplete translation into Yiddish! All Yiddish or none--there is no half way!
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« Reply #2517 on: March 13, 2014, 09:40:18 AM »

Banned for not seeiking ordination into the Holy Bozo Church and thus being integral to their Synod.

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« Reply #2518 on: March 13, 2014, 05:12:48 PM »

Who would win in a fight:

Brutus the Banner Beefcake vs. King Ban Bundy

I say both would be disqualified for illegal banning.

Ban!
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Great googly moogly!


« Reply #2519 on: March 13, 2014, 05:49:37 PM »

Hulk Ban Hogan versus Ban Schuultz on Hogans heroes, and every time Hogan gets banned, Schuultz says "I know nutting!"
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