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« Reply #2385 on: February 19, 2014, 05:20:47 PM »

If you find a turtle along the ocean shore, and throw it headlong into the water, and it returns to you, it is meant to be yours; yet if the turtle does not come back, it was never meant to be yours; and if it dies you are a murderer.

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« Reply #2386 on: February 19, 2014, 06:17:10 PM »

If you find a turtle along the ocean shore, and throw it headlong into the water, and it returns to you, it is meant to be yours; yet if the turtle does not come back, it was never meant to be yours; and if it dies you are a murderer.

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« Reply #2387 on: February 19, 2014, 07:21:37 PM »

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« Reply #2388 on: February 19, 2014, 07:24:23 PM »

Great googlie moogley

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Er... wait... I liked the 90s.  Huh

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« Reply #2389 on: February 19, 2014, 07:32:12 PM »

Banned for not knowing where the phrase
"Great googlie moogley "
is from.
You can get unbanned if you tell us without googling.
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« Reply #2390 on: February 19, 2014, 07:41:20 PM »

I cheated and used Google. My ban remains. I will now join the other hearers near the doors.
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« Reply #2391 on: February 19, 2014, 07:43:49 PM »

banned for not telling them about Nannook, and not warning them not to eat the yellow snow.
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« Reply #2392 on: February 19, 2014, 08:09:42 PM »

Banned for not liking the snow where my dog leaves his mark.
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« Reply #2393 on: February 19, 2014, 08:58:23 PM »

Banned for not liking the snow where my dog leaves his mark.

Banned for blinding the fur trapper.

Heres how I knows.

Frank Zappa-Nanook rubs it

(well, right about that time people
A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
And he started into whippin on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe)

I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, peekaboo
I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, peekaboo
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
He went whap with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. so I bent down
And I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous
Mitten-ful of the deadly yellow snow

The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it!

(here fido)

And then
In a fit of anger
I pounced

And I pounced again

Great googly moogly!

I jumped up and down on the chest of the him

I injured
The fur trapper

Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because the
Deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his
Sight

And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said

I can't see
I can't see
Oh, woe is me
I can't see

Well.....you know
I can't see
Nothin

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily

Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
Frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
His deflicted eyes. and it was at that precise moment that he remembered
And ancient eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
They write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named
Nanook,
The only way you can get it fixed up is to go

Trudging across the tundra
Mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra

Right down to the parish of st. alphonzo
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« Reply #2394 on: February 19, 2014, 09:16:14 PM »

Banned for calling the Fonz a saint!
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« Reply #2395 on: February 19, 2014, 09:20:54 PM »

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« Reply #2396 on: February 19, 2014, 09:27:48 PM »

Banned for not paying for lunch

Banned for stealing the margarine at st. alphonzos pancake breakfast.
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« Reply #2397 on: February 20, 2014, 11:05:53 PM »

Banned for preferring a pancake breakfast over a barbecue luncheon.
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« Reply #2398 on: February 20, 2014, 11:19:53 PM »

NP: Texas Flood by SRV

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« Reply #2399 on: February 20, 2014, 11:20:57 PM »

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« Reply #2400 on: February 21, 2014, 05:02:58 PM »

SVU banned!

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« Reply #2401 on: February 21, 2014, 05:07:04 PM »

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« Reply #2402 on: February 21, 2014, 05:08:18 PM »

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« Reply #2403 on: February 21, 2014, 05:11:49 PM »

Banned for not remembering that dolls and dish are two words both used to describe an attractive woman, and thus if the two words are synonymous in relation to one thing, they probably are in relation to food as well. 
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« Reply #2404 on: February 21, 2014, 05:35:01 PM »

Banned for not remembering that dolls and dish are two words both used to describe an attractive woman, and thus if the two words are synonymous in relation to one thing, they probably are in relation to food as well. 

Banned for not mentioning the underlying math E=mc².
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« Reply #2405 on: February 21, 2014, 05:55:54 PM »

SVU banned!

Banned for not having us all over for a barbie.

Banned for using the word barbie in a sentence.
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« Reply #2406 on: February 21, 2014, 06:52:36 PM »

SVU banned!

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Banned for using the word barbie in a sentence.

Banned for disrespecting Crocodile Dundee.
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« Reply #2407 on: February 22, 2014, 07:26:37 PM »

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« Reply #2408 on: February 22, 2014, 07:34:01 PM »

Banned for shedding crocodile tears.

Banned for not accepting that I already concede the point.
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« Reply #2409 on: February 22, 2014, 07:37:49 PM »

Banned for stressing--or is it obsessing?--over your concessing. I know the post before was messing you up, but you should just enjoy the blessing before you go and make things depressing.
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« Reply #2410 on: February 22, 2014, 07:38:56 PM »

Banned for an excess of sssssss'es.
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« Reply #2411 on: February 22, 2014, 07:40:14 PM »

Banned for stressing--or is it obsessing?--over your concessing. I know the post before was messing you up, but you should just enjoy the blessing before you go and make things depressing.

Banned for Some of my favorite things, Fa so la ti da.(which means beansoup in greek)
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« Reply #2412 on: February 22, 2014, 07:41:08 PM »

Banned for an excess of sssssss'es.

Banned for picking on his lisp.
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« Reply #2413 on: February 22, 2014, 08:41:15 PM »

Banned for an excess of sssssss'es.

Banned for picking on his lisp.

Banned for not picking up on Truman Capote's lisp before he died of a drug overdose because of it. Murderer! Banned!
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« Reply #2414 on: February 22, 2014, 09:34:36 PM »

Banned for an excess of sssssss'es.

Banned for picking on his lisp.

Banned for not picking up on Truman Capote's lisp before he died of a drug overdose because of it. Murderer! Banned!

I never realized, please believe me, I never meant to cause any pain, How can you ever forgive me when your

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« Reply #2415 on: February 22, 2014, 09:38:26 PM »

Banned for an excess of sssssss'es.

Banned for picking on his lisp.

Banned for not picking up on Truman Capote's lisp before he died of a drug overdose because of it. Murderer! Banned!

I never realized, please believe me, I never meant to cause any pain, How can you ever forgive me when your

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Not realizing something is incompetence. BANNED!
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« Reply #2416 on: February 22, 2014, 10:16:48 PM »

Ban ban your number one fan
Spam in a can, hiya hiya ban
Think are you tough
Spit my hat rough
Isa had e nough
Consider yoself banned!
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« Reply #2417 on: February 23, 2014, 05:36:47 PM »

Ban ban your number one fan
Spam in a can, hiya hiya ban
Think are you tough
Spit my hat rough
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Consider yoself banned!

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« Reply #2418 on: February 23, 2014, 11:58:39 PM »

Banned for posting that vulgar American stuff. We in France eat pâté, escargot, and drink a nice Bordeaux. Banned for drinking your cheap Napa Valley Merlot and eating your spam. I can say nonsense in French and get a girl. Only problem is when they know French. :-) But banned, banned, banned, and you can pronounce it bahn-ney if you want to sound sexy.
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« Reply #2419 on: February 24, 2014, 11:12:35 AM »

Banned for cruelly overfeeding geese.
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« Reply #2420 on: February 24, 2014, 11:16:46 AM »

goose - geese
mice - meece
louse - lease
house - beast
cows - yeast
nows - sheets
wow - teets
red - beets
scott - sheets
brows - beat
stank - feet
fell - deep
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mom - creep
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« Reply #2421 on: February 24, 2014, 11:21:29 AM »

Banned for having a head ache rather than an achy, breaky heart.
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« Reply #2422 on: February 24, 2014, 01:30:33 PM »

All banned some
Some banned all
Some stood through
For the 'doxic yoohoos
And some had to fall
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« Reply #2423 on: February 24, 2014, 01:31:31 PM »

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« Reply #2424 on: February 24, 2014, 01:40:14 PM »

There once was a poster from Mars
Who liked to socialize in Poughkeepsie bars
He came onto this site
Got banned that very night
And was consoled by his boyfriend Lars
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« Reply #2425 on: February 24, 2014, 05:47:39 PM »

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« Reply #2426 on: February 24, 2014, 06:12:19 PM »

Banned for giving Lars my Mars Bars .

Banned because Mars Bars do not come from Mars, thus, false advertising.
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« Reply #2427 on: February 24, 2014, 06:27:04 PM »

Banned for giving Lars my Mars Bars .

Banned because Mars Bars do not come from Mars, thus, false advertising.

Well you oughta know, Martian, you mean they have no Bars there, and that is why you moved to Earth.


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« Reply #2428 on: February 25, 2014, 01:46:29 AM »

Banned because....

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« Reply #2429 on: February 25, 2014, 11:17:50 PM »

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