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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2340 on: February 15, 2014, 08:20:19 PM »
Banned for not having milk during a slow.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2341 on: February 15, 2014, 08:38:16 PM »
Banned for not having milk during a slow.



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2342 on: February 15, 2014, 08:46:06 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2343 on: February 15, 2014, 08:53:06 PM »
Banned for not acknowledging or realizing that most discussions on this forum are the written equivalent of a Three Stooges skit  ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2344 on: February 15, 2014, 09:09:31 PM »
Banned for not acknowledging or realizing that most discussions on this forum are the written equivalent of a Three Stooges skit  ;D

Banned for giving away the secrets of the sages.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2345 on: February 15, 2014, 10:04:19 PM »
Banned for  using the wrong sage in the sauce.  Now everyone is high.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2346 on: February 15, 2014, 10:18:06 PM »
Oh boy. "Sage in the Sauce" sounds like the name of a Bones episode. Their fetish for alliteration annoys me. Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2347 on: February 15, 2014, 10:40:24 PM »
Banned for using the word fetish and sauce in the same post.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2348 on: February 15, 2014, 10:42:50 PM »
Banned for going from sage to sauce to fetish to the word "preggers", which reminds me of disgusting mass-produced spaghetti sauce.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2349 on: February 16, 2014, 12:10:59 AM »
Banned for words that start with X

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2350 on: February 16, 2014, 12:14:42 AM »
Banned for the X Games.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2351 on: February 16, 2014, 11:38:32 AM »
Banned for eating game with the wrong sauce.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2352 on: February 16, 2014, 01:40:01 PM »
Banned for eating game with the wrong sauce.

Banned because sweet and sour sauce goes with everything.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2353 on: February 16, 2014, 01:52:41 PM »
Banned for eating game with the wrong sauce.

Banned because sweet and sour sauce goes with everything.

Banned because right and wrong sauce doesn't go with everything.*





*I don't really know what that's supposed to mean, so I'll ban myself.  BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2354 on: February 16, 2014, 01:54:28 PM »
Banned because if you get sauce on your shirt, it's a mess and then you have to change shirts.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2355 on: February 16, 2014, 01:56:06 PM »
Banned because if you get sauce on your shirt, it's a mess and then you have to change shirts.

See...it DOESN'T go with everything, especially shirts.  DOUBLE BANNED!!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2356 on: February 16, 2014, 06:17:57 PM »
Soitanly, chinese food , and chinese laundry, Nyuk, nyuk, Banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2357 on: February 16, 2014, 07:45:37 PM »
Banned because I really, really, really hate The Three Stooges.






Haaaaaaaaaate.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2358 on: February 16, 2014, 07:57:23 PM »
Banned for not appreciating that which never depreciates.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2359 on: February 16, 2014, 08:01:41 PM »
Banned for depreciating the value of appreciation
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2360 on: February 16, 2014, 08:04:39 PM »
Banned for depreciating the value of appreciation

Banned for being an accountant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2361 on: February 17, 2014, 07:42:20 PM »
Banned for depreciating the value of appreciation

Banned for being an accountant.

Banned for putting down accountants. They are the only way for idiots to not get in trouble with the IRS or figure out how to do their own taxes. Maybe you are more clever than me, but you are banned for insulting my savior from Uncle Sam's wrath, the accountant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2362 on: February 17, 2014, 07:43:05 PM »
The Right Reverend Silas S. Sasquatch III

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2363 on: February 17, 2014, 07:52:20 PM »
Banned because that reverend is on the left of my screen.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2364 on: February 17, 2014, 07:54:04 PM »
Banned for depreciating the value of appreciation

Banned for being an accountant.

Banned for putting down accountants. They are the only way for idiots to not get in trouble with the IRS or figure out how to do their own taxes. Maybe you are more clever than me, but you are banned for insulting my savior from Uncle Sam's wrath, the accountant.
Your treasure seems to be on the wrong horse.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2365 on: February 18, 2014, 12:06:05 AM »
Banned for putting the horse before the cart. :o

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2366 on: February 18, 2014, 12:53:09 AM »
Banned for having a life-altering experience witnessing a drunk man beating a horse.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2367 on: February 18, 2014, 09:10:03 AM »
Banned for getting drunks hoarse.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2368 on: February 18, 2014, 09:30:36 AM »
Banned for getting drunks hoarse.

Banned because you should gargle with salt water if you're hoarse. Everyone knows that.  :)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2369 on: February 18, 2014, 09:45:16 AM »
Banned for thinking salt water fixes hoarseness due to drunks shouting too often.  The cure is to stay silent.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2370 on: February 18, 2014, 12:35:55 PM »
silent = silence

silence = sigh-lents

sigh-lents = the reaction you have during Lent when you just want it to finally be over with

this reaction = happiness when Easter finally arrives

Easter = revelry, mirth, celebrations, feasting, and communion

This feating and communion = alcohol

Thus sigh-lents = the worst time for alcoholics

Thus your advice is horrible.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2371 on: February 18, 2014, 12:53:03 PM »
Banned for ascetically feating and not having a disciplined fête.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2372 on: February 18, 2014, 04:35:31 PM »
Banned because I'm stuck at work for another half-hour and I want to take it out on someone.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2373 on: February 18, 2014, 04:38:39 PM »
Banned for taking out a half hour on someone when other's have an hour or eight.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2374 on: February 18, 2014, 04:49:24 PM »
Banned for a time.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2375 on: February 18, 2014, 05:15:17 PM »
Banned for a time.

Banned for traveling forward in time when what you need is the other way.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2376 on: February 18, 2014, 06:10:35 PM »
Banned for time travel without a licensed Tardis.
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« Reply #2377 on: February 18, 2014, 06:44:11 PM »
Banned for time travel without a licensed Tardis.

The license is back there officer,

 Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2378 on: February 18, 2014, 07:46:28 PM »
Banned for getting cheeky with the officer, you animal!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2379 on: February 18, 2014, 08:03:42 PM »
Banned for getting cheeky with the officer, you animal!




MONKEY BANNED!
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« Reply #2380 on: February 18, 2014, 08:58:07 PM »
Banned because this monkey's gone to Heaven.  :angel:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2381 on: February 19, 2014, 01:13:02 AM »
Banned for that you, as a monkey, go to heaven. Some monkeys do, but you are anathema. On the other hand, dogs:

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« Reply #2382 on: February 19, 2014, 12:20:53 PM »
Banned for failure to specify whether you have obtained a dog license.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2383 on: February 19, 2014, 12:57:52 PM »
Banned for licensing dogs to hunt and fish.
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« Reply #2384 on: February 19, 2014, 05:09:12 PM »
Banned for denying them a free lunch.
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