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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2295 on: February 14, 2014, 05:06:44 PM »
Banned for  putting too much pork in the barrel.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2296 on: February 14, 2014, 05:10:29 PM »
Banned for barreling into politics.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2297 on: February 14, 2014, 05:12:05 PM »
Banned for  putting too much pork in the barrel.

Banned for being a politician.

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Banned for barreling into politics.

Banned for taking my ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2298 on: February 14, 2014, 05:13:57 PM »
Banned for sinful hypocricy.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2299 on: February 14, 2014, 05:17:20 PM »
Banned for crappy dog food.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2300 on: February 14, 2014, 05:21:07 PM »
Banned for crappy dog food.

Banned for serving it as pate .
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2301 on: February 14, 2014, 05:23:10 PM »
Banned for not making it into a terrine.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2302 on: February 14, 2014, 05:28:03 PM »
Banned for liking highbrow dogfood.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2303 on: February 14, 2014, 06:42:45 PM »
Banned for disliking me.
The user should probably be sleeping by now.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2304 on: February 14, 2014, 07:05:17 PM »
Banned for disliking me.

Banned for not knowing the song "Love Hurts".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2305 on: February 14, 2014, 07:08:49 PM »
Banned for being a goof and a doof and a catafractic stoof.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2306 on: February 14, 2014, 07:13:00 PM »
Banned for being a goof and a doof and a catafractic stoof.

Banned for being the only one who ever understood.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2307 on: February 14, 2014, 07:23:25 PM »
"But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood."
Banned for being misunderstood.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2308 on: February 14, 2014, 08:10:14 PM »
Banned for making me cr... I mean pu...I meen, BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2309 on: February 15, 2014, 03:33:39 AM »
Banned for boohooing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2310 on: February 15, 2014, 09:44:57 AM »
Banned for being boxxy you see, you is trollin!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2311 on: February 15, 2014, 02:37:07 PM »
Failure to conjugate properly.  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2312 on: February 15, 2014, 02:51:08 PM »
Failure to realize that this thread is not for the purpose of conjugation, proper or otherwise.  BANNED!!!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2313 on: February 15, 2014, 02:57:16 PM »
Banned for really getting my goat.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2314 on: February 15, 2014, 04:27:50 PM »
Banned for having a goat, letting it be got, but not being a GOAT, which is something that cannot be taken from you.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2315 on: February 15, 2014, 04:44:19 PM »
Banned for Trying to make me swear to the goat-headed Baphomet, a most sinister Masonic plot!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2316 on: February 15, 2014, 05:41:15 PM »
Banned for Trying to make me swear to the goat-headed Baphomet, a most sinister Masonic plot!

I resemble that!

BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2317 on: February 15, 2014, 05:46:27 PM »
Banned for resembling Baphomet.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2318 on: February 15, 2014, 05:58:31 PM »
Banned for judging me by my looks.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2319 on: February 15, 2014, 06:03:08 PM »
Banned for abiding by the hypocritic oath of the pagan philosopher and Harvard graduate Hypocrates.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2320 on: February 15, 2014, 06:18:50 PM »
Banned for reducing the Greek to a pagan Harvard philosopher.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2321 on: February 15, 2014, 06:24:40 PM »
Banned for making Harvard a pagan hotspot.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2322 on: February 15, 2014, 06:34:33 PM »
Banned for speaking of Harvard without permission.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2323 on: February 15, 2014, 06:37:29 PM »
Banned for bad links.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2324 on: February 15, 2014, 06:49:08 PM »
Banned for bad links.

Banned for not knowing that the link should work, you just have to click on the triangle.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2325 on: February 15, 2014, 07:09:38 PM »
Banned for bad links.

Banned for not knowing that the link should work, you just have to click on the triangle.

Banned because the Bermuda Triangle is scary.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2326 on: February 15, 2014, 07:15:18 PM »
Banned you all for respecting Harvard, when they refused to accept that the Earth was not at the center of the universe until the 1900s.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2327 on: February 15, 2014, 07:25:00 PM »
Banned you all for respecting Harvard, when they refused to accept that the Earth was not at the center of the universe until the 1900s.

I think that is because they believe it's not the entire Earth that's the center of the Universe - just Boston is.  :D

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« Reply #2328 on: February 15, 2014, 07:29:32 PM »
Banned you all for respecting Harvard, when they refused to accept that the Earth was not at the center of the universe until the 1900s.

I think that is because they believe it's not the entire Earth that's the center of the Universe - just Boston is.  :D

Banned for making a good point. ::)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2329 on: February 15, 2014, 07:32:17 PM »
Banned for rudely pointing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2330 on: February 15, 2014, 07:36:20 PM »
Banned for speaking of points on the rood screen without specifying what is wrong with them.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2331 on: February 15, 2014, 07:40:26 PM »
Banned for not picking up your rood.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2332 on: February 15, 2014, 07:41:47 PM »
Banned for not calculating the square rood².
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2333 on: February 15, 2014, 07:42:45 PM »
Banned for trying to reverse engineer the cross.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2334 on: February 15, 2014, 07:51:56 PM »
Banned for not realizing that if you have two of the three variables (Jesus + Holy Spirit) and apply the mathematical Pauline Theorem that you will easily find that † = (J+HS+?)/3 = (3=1)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2335 on: February 15, 2014, 07:54:55 PM »
Banned for putting the faith into a mere formula.
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« Reply #2336 on: February 15, 2014, 07:55:15 PM »
Banned for not realizing that if you have two of the three variables (Jesus + Holy Spirit) and apply the mathematical Pauline Theorem that you will easily find that † = (J+HS+?)/3 = (3=1)

Banned for using algebraic math where you find people living under rocks, and off .
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« Reply #2337 on: February 15, 2014, 07:55:58 PM »
Banned for putting the faith into a mere formula.

Banned for not accepting the baby formula.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2338 on: February 15, 2014, 07:59:38 PM »
Banned for eating meat rather than real milk.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2339 on: February 15, 2014, 08:07:07 PM »
Banned for eating meat rather than real milk.
Banned for having milk during a fast.
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