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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2250 on: February 10, 2014, 11:30:32 AM »
Both of you are banned for confusing me, unless you are talking about Itchy and/or Scratchy.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2251 on: February 10, 2014, 12:19:05 PM »
Banned for Ren AND Stimpy.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2252 on: February 10, 2014, 12:21:54 PM »
Banned for making me think o---

--never mind, I just listened to the Happy Happy Joy Joy song and I am no longer in a banning mood.

Please continue on without me for now...

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Form a 'brute squad' then!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2253 on: February 10, 2014, 12:45:19 PM »
Banned for bowing out.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2254 on: February 10, 2014, 01:16:49 PM »
Banned for being taken in.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2256 on: February 10, 2014, 04:12:42 PM »
Banned for lou reeding and jj caleing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2257 on: February 10, 2014, 04:26:16 PM »
Banned for Louisville Sluggers.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2258 on: February 10, 2014, 04:30:19 PM »
Banned for battiness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2259 on: February 10, 2014, 04:31:47 PM »
Banned for pointing towards centerfield.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2260 on: February 10, 2014, 05:12:18 PM »
Banned for being out in left field.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2261 on: February 10, 2014, 05:25:24 PM »
Banned for letting him play in your field.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2262 on: February 10, 2014, 05:47:35 PM »
Banned for letting him play in your field.

Banned for having the most self-deprecating username I've ever seen.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2263 on: February 10, 2014, 05:50:07 PM »
Banned for not reading the communion prayer before partaking, claiming you are the chief sinner.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2264 on: February 10, 2014, 05:52:10 PM »
Banned for not reading the communion prayer before partaking, claiming you are the chief sinner.

Banned for assuming. You know what happens when you assume.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2265 on: February 10, 2014, 05:59:47 PM »
Banned for leaving me claim alone, and assuming you will not.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2266 on: February 10, 2014, 08:15:27 PM »
Banned for leaving me claim alone, and assuming you will not.

Banned because I have no idea what that means.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2267 on: February 10, 2014, 08:27:24 PM »
We all have an El Guapo to face. Be brave, and fight like lions!

Form a 'brute squad' then!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2268 on: February 10, 2014, 08:40:41 PM »
Banned for getting in the way just when I had her where she was confused and bewildered by my wit and charm.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2269 on: February 12, 2014, 03:58:32 PM »
Banning myself for scaring everyone away.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2270 on: February 12, 2014, 04:37:55 PM »
BVanned fVor bVanning yVourself wVhen tVhat iVs aVgainst tVhe rVules!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2271 on: February 12, 2014, 05:39:59 PM »
BVanned fVor bVanning yVourself wVhen tVhat iVs aVgainst tVhe rVules!

Oh my Lord, no one said that there were 12 inch rulers like you who I should
Ban!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2272 on: February 12, 2014, 10:20:57 PM »
Banned for not converting to the metric system.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2273 on: February 13, 2014, 04:46:32 PM »
Aerosmith   
"Big Ten Inch Record"

got me the strangest woman
believe me this trick's no cinch
but I really get her going
when I whip out my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
well a band that plays its blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues.......

This is not rocket science here,

Banned!!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2274 on: February 13, 2014, 04:58:45 PM »
Banned for the next 63,360 inches.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2275 on: February 13, 2014, 05:01:20 PM »
Banned for the next 63,360 inches.

Banned for not converting to feet.
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« Reply #2276 on: February 13, 2014, 05:03:26 PM »
Banned for walking, unconverted, into my trap.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2277 on: February 13, 2014, 05:51:10 PM »
I always knew you were a troll,


Banned!!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2278 on: February 13, 2014, 06:10:57 PM »
Coming to theaters this Fall...

Banned! The Story of Sinful Hypocrite

It's a sordid tale of lost loves, lost luggage, and lost lunches.

Starring Adam Sandler as Sinful Hypocrite.

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« Reply #2279 on: February 13, 2014, 07:20:17 PM »
Coming to theaters this Fall...

Banned! The Story of Sinful Hypocrite

It's a sordid tale of lost loves, lost luggage, and lost lunches.

Starring Adam Sandler as Sinful Hypocrite.

Preorder tickets on sale now!

I protest, Either get Jack Nicholson or you are

BANNED!!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2280 on: February 13, 2014, 07:29:46 PM »
Coming to theaters this Fall...

Banned! The Story of Sinful Hypocrite

It's a sordid tale of lost loves, lost luggage, and lost lunches.

Starring Adam Sandler as Sinful Hypocrite.

Preorder tickets on sale now!

I protest, Either get Jack Nicholson or you are

BANNED!!!

And here I was thinking Christopher Walken (get it??  ;D).  Either way, BANNED!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2281 on: February 13, 2014, 08:06:15 PM »
Sure, and we could get Alec Guinness to play you since he has been permanently banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2282 on: February 13, 2014, 08:17:47 PM »
Will we give warning? Only time will tell!

I launch the .... BAN!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2283 on: February 13, 2014, 09:01:10 PM »
MEGABAN! Everyone is banned, from the start of the thread!

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« Reply #2284 on: February 13, 2014, 09:13:51 PM »
MEGABAN! Everyone is banned, from the start of the thread!

We could start a Megaband and rock the house, or we could tune in to a Megaband radio station and also rock till we drop.

But since you are probably a high brow and do not rock out, we have to use the MegaBanned phaser to zap you to oblivion.
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« Reply #2285 on: February 13, 2014, 10:31:30 PM »
Banned for listening to the radio, rather than an iPod playlist like all the cool kids.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2286 on: February 14, 2014, 12:36:18 PM »
Banned for having something so worldly as an iPod.
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« Reply #2287 on: February 14, 2014, 01:40:16 PM »
Banned for having something so worldly as an iPod.

Banned for false advertising because iPods do not actually include pods.
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« Reply #2288 on: February 14, 2014, 01:49:14 PM »
Banned for connecting to the Internet.
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« Reply #2289 on: February 14, 2014, 03:37:12 PM »
Banned because I'm sick and tired of shoveling snow.
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« Reply #2290 on: February 14, 2014, 04:50:29 PM »
Banned for not taking a break.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2291 on: February 14, 2014, 04:54:10 PM »
See this? THIS... is my BAN stick!

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« Reply #2292 on: February 14, 2014, 04:54:53 PM »
Banned for 22 inches of snow and more on the way.  Banned for not realizing that I did take breaks.  Banned for not helping me shovel the damned stuff.
You hit the trifecta--you are now TRIPLE BANNED!!!! ;D
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« Reply #2293 on: February 14, 2014, 04:55:47 PM »
Banned for not adding bacon to a triple cheese banburger.
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« Reply #2294 on: February 14, 2014, 05:04:53 PM »
Banned for not bringing more bacon home.
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