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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2205 on: February 06, 2014, 10:27:25 PM »
Banned for being incensed over monastic B.O.
For referring to "monastic b.o.", a deprecating term, you are hereby banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2206 on: February 06, 2014, 10:30:36 PM »
Banned for thinking monastics are exempt from sweating.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2207 on: February 06, 2014, 10:44:11 PM »
Banned for thinking monastics are exempt from sweating.


I specifically said that the problem with your comment was that it was deprecating, referring to "monastic B.O." That has nothing to do with whether someone sweats. Therefore, you are banned.* You may appeal this decision to me by pm.  

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2208 on: February 06, 2014, 10:51:27 PM »
Banned because red dots make me think of stoplights and I'm not in a car.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2209 on: February 07, 2014, 09:23:07 AM »
Banned for being in a soapbox car.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2210 on: February 07, 2014, 11:42:40 AM »
Banned for not encouraging biro to GO! Speed racer! GO!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2211 on: February 07, 2014, 11:44:30 AM »
Banned for not putting a stop to it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2212 on: February 07, 2014, 04:09:20 PM »
Banned for not putting it in the pot and cooking it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2213 on: February 07, 2014, 04:19:09 PM »
Banned for not pickling and canning it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2214 on: February 07, 2014, 05:18:12 PM »
Banned for putting him in a pickle.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2215 on: February 07, 2014, 05:18:52 PM »
Banned for tickling the pickling canner and for canning the pickled tickler.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2216 on: February 07, 2014, 05:58:00 PM »
Banned for tickling the pickling canner and for canning the pickled tickler.

Banned for assuming you are Peter Piper.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2217 on: February 07, 2014, 08:12:01 PM »
Banned for peter piper and his rats

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2218 on: February 07, 2014, 08:20:48 PM »
Banned for making me check this post instead of keep wasting my time on Facebook. Actually, God bless you for that. Just got back on Facebook after a long break and it sucks. How did I ever get addicted to that? I guess a crackhead asks the same thing, but at least a crackhead has a sensible addiction. You are banned. Now someone ban me for bashing Facebook. But do not ban be for saying that Mark Zuckerberg is Illuminati sociopathic loser who sold his soul to the devil and is selling us to the NSA.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2219 on: February 08, 2014, 03:24:20 PM »
Banned for loquacity.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2220 on: February 08, 2014, 05:26:53 PM »
Banned for loquacity.

Banned for being wittily brief. Brevity is the soul of wit, so it is said. But we must ask ourselves what is a soul and what has a soul? But this seems to require a keen reflection and we cannot be brief. For the vulgar speak of souls in a very obviously wrong way, like when they say, "The soul of love." But love does not have a soul, but rather is of the soul. The soul has love rather, so the wise men know. Or is it that the soul loves? No, no we are getting to far into the particular acts of what we call soul. What is soul? Let us look to the Latin word for soul and realize it is that which animates. But animates what? Ah, Socrates was right. We know nothing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2221 on: February 08, 2014, 05:29:09 PM »
Banned for loquacity.

Banned for being wittily brief. Brevity is the soul of wit, so it is said. But we must ask ourselves what is a soul and what has a soul? But this seems to require a keen reflection and we cannot be brief. For the vulgar speak of souls in a very obviously wrong way, like when they say, "The soul of love." But love does not have a soul, but rather is of the soul. The soul has love rather, so the wise men know. Or is it that the soul loves? No, no we are getting to far into the particular acts of what we call soul. What is soul? Let us look to the Latin word for soul and realize it is that which animates. But animates what? Ah, Socrates was right. We know nothing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2222 on: February 08, 2014, 06:42:19 PM »
Banned for needing shades in the presence of kryptonite.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2223 on: February 08, 2014, 06:42:53 PM »
Banned of posting the 2222nd message on this thread.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2224 on: February 08, 2014, 06:45:58 PM »
Banned for copying numbers because you can't count.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2225 on: February 08, 2014, 07:52:38 PM »
Banned for use of contractions.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2226 on: February 08, 2014, 08:00:12 PM »
Banned for laboring under the assumption that we cannot use contractions, even when they are pregnant with meaning.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2227 on: February 08, 2014, 08:00:35 PM »
Banned for pun.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2228 on: February 08, 2014, 08:10:53 PM »
Banned for fun.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2229 on: February 08, 2014, 09:05:23 PM »
Banned for sun.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2230 on: February 08, 2014, 09:15:18 PM »
Banned for having a future so bright everyone has to wear shades in your presence. 8)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2231 on: February 08, 2014, 09:23:21 PM »


B-to-the-A-to-the-Double N-ED!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2232 on: February 09, 2014, 02:50:53 PM »
Banned for being multiple heads with shades.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2233 on: February 09, 2014, 02:55:14 PM »
Banned for not knowing that 52 eyes are better than 2.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2234 on: February 09, 2014, 04:22:52 PM »
Banned for not knowing that 52 eyes are better than 2.

Banned for forgetting there are eyes in hurricanes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2235 on: February 09, 2014, 04:53:34 PM »
"The eyes of Texas are upon you / All the live long days / The eyes of Texas are upon you / And you cannot get away..."

So.............banned to Texas!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2236 on: February 09, 2014, 04:56:21 PM »
Banned because only steers and queers come from Texas.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2237 on: February 09, 2014, 05:00:59 PM »
Banned for not knowing that "God blessed Texas with his own hand"!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2238 on: February 09, 2014, 05:25:44 PM »
Banned because the star on the Texas flag is too pointy and you may hurt yourself.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2239 on: February 09, 2014, 07:07:37 PM »
Banned for making a point about a star.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2240 on: February 09, 2014, 07:14:35 PM »
Banned for starring in a pointless banning thread.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2241 on: February 09, 2014, 07:43:18 PM »
Banned for starring in a pointless banning thread.

Banned for being the Director of this farce.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2242 on: February 10, 2014, 09:13:14 AM »
Banned for the farce be with you ;D

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2243 on: February 10, 2014, 09:17:48 AM »
Banned for romantic farce plays.
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« Reply #2244 on: February 10, 2014, 10:11:25 AM »

Banned the person above, because today I'm sick.
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« Reply #2245 on: February 10, 2014, 10:22:17 AM »
Banned for being sickeningly sickly.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2246 on: February 10, 2014, 10:54:58 AM »
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« Reply #2247 on: February 10, 2014, 11:01:39 AM »
Banned for BBQ hog-blogging.
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« Reply #2248 on: February 10, 2014, 11:23:41 AM »
Banned for BBQ hog-blogging.

Banned for saying it's good to choke cats.
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« Reply #2249 on: February 10, 2014, 11:26:14 AM »
Banned for posting evidence that you do choke cats.
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