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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2160 on: February 03, 2014, 10:41:10 PM »
Banned for counting on your hands :o

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2161 on: February 04, 2014, 07:42:45 AM »
Banned for counting off your feet.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2162 on: February 04, 2014, 09:42:39 AM »
Quote
"Count On Me"

[Verse 1:]
Oh uh-huh
If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea
I'll sail the world to find you
If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see
I'll be the light to guide you

Find out what we're made of
When we are called to help our friends in need

[Chorus:]
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it
I can count on you like 4, 3, 2
You'll be there
'Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah
Ooooooh, oooohhh yeah, yeah

[Verse 2:]
If you're tossin' and you're turnin'
And you just can't fall asleep
I'll sing a song beside you
And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me
Every day I will remind you

Oooh
Find out what we're made of
When we are called to help our friends in need

[Chorus:]
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it
I can count on you like 4, 3, 2
You'll be there
'Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah
Ooooooh, oooohhh yeah, yeah

You'll always have my shoulder when you cry
I'll never let go, never say goodbye
You know...

[Chorus:]
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it
I can count on you like 4, 3, 2
You'll be there
'Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah
Ooooooh, oooohhh

You can count on me 'cause I can count on you

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/brunomars/countonme.html

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2163 on: February 04, 2014, 10:51:28 AM »
Banned for not writing your own song.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2164 on: February 04, 2014, 11:46:12 AM »
Banned for not knowing what the fox says.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2165 on: February 04, 2014, 12:42:12 PM »
Banned for not trapping the fox in the box.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2166 on: February 04, 2014, 12:46:47 PM »
Banned for trying to outfox the fox, and hounding the hound.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2167 on: February 04, 2014, 12:47:49 PM »
Banned for not sleuthing the Hound of Baskervilles.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2168 on: February 04, 2014, 01:45:09 PM »
Banned Hecma niner-two-five. Repeat niner-two five you are banned. Please leave the controlled webspace immediately. Squawk niner-niner-niner-niner.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2169 on: February 04, 2014, 01:51:29 PM »
Banned for squawking.
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« Reply #2170 on: February 04, 2014, 02:40:20 PM »
Banned for not listening to a command from web traffic control. Having military aircraft scrambled to shoot you down. After all you might be a terrorist. Of course if you are or even if you are not, all your posts are being stored and kept track of. Guilty or innocent, you are guilty. And you refuse to leave controlled webspace.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2171 on: February 04, 2014, 02:54:36 PM »
Banned, doubleplusungood crimethinker!  To joycamp!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2172 on: February 04, 2014, 04:46:58 PM »
Banned, doubleplusungood crimethinker!  To joycamp!

Banned for being a joycamp counselor.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2173 on: February 04, 2014, 08:05:41 PM »
Banned, doubleplusungood crimethinker!  To joycamp!

Banned for being a joycamp counselor.

Banned for getting close to 1000 posts.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2174 on: February 04, 2014, 11:03:50 PM »
Banned for not being close enough.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2175 on: February 05, 2014, 10:55:12 AM »
Banned for being too close ???

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2176 on: February 05, 2014, 11:59:53 AM »
Banned for having it blow up in your face.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2177 on: February 05, 2014, 03:23:06 PM »
Banned for saving your face and not your butt.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2178 on: February 05, 2014, 03:28:45 PM »
Banned for kissing, and not kicking, butt.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2179 on: February 05, 2014, 03:33:12 PM »
Banned for kissing, and not kicking, butt.

Banned for kicking butt but not for kissing butt.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2180 on: February 05, 2014, 05:44:45 PM »
Banned for kissing, and not kicking, butt.

Banned for kicking butt but not for kissing butt.

But, but butt, Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2181 on: February 05, 2014, 05:51:51 PM »
Banned for making this thread weird.

This is weird.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2182 on: February 05, 2014, 05:58:38 PM »
Weird. Word. Warred. Barred. Banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2183 on: February 05, 2014, 06:37:42 PM »
Weird. Word. Warred. Barred. Banned!

Silly sand, hand, canned beans, Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2184 on: February 05, 2014, 08:42:23 PM »
Banned for making rhymes like rap,
With slant rhyme and all that crap.
Real poesy rhymes like this
for rarely Shakespeare used slanting rhymes.
And poesy sometimes writes about a kiss,
or sometimes writes about warring times.
Sometimes it does not even rhyme,
like Paradise Lost and Paradise Regained
but Dante thought that poem should rhyme,
and did not think poesy in the common tongue a crime.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2185 on: February 05, 2014, 08:46:04 PM »
Banning myself for not realizing that was not slant rhyme. The words were "perfect rhyme" or whatever the English teacher called it. Still everyone should know good poetry requires not rhyme, but a degree of skill for metre, general rhythm, form, and a subject worthy of putting into poetic expression. It does not have to be about something huge like love or the afterlife, but it has to be something that has something worthy of artistic expression. You'll know this if you have seen Dead Poet's Society or even the first My Girl movie.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2186 on: February 06, 2014, 07:23:51 AM »
Banned for mentioning two stupid movies.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2187 on: February 06, 2014, 10:50:32 AM »
Weird. Word. Warred. Barred. Banned!

Silly sand, hand, canned beans, Banned.

This is delightful. So much so that I am willing to post saying how delightful it is, even though I know I will now be banned for not banning someone else. But I can't help it, I won't ruin this post by putting a negative (ban-centric) end to it.  8)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2188 on: February 06, 2014, 12:33:41 PM »
Banned for being delighted. >:(
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2189 on: February 06, 2014, 04:13:25 PM »
Banned for thinking the movies I mentioned are stupid.
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« Reply #2190 on: February 06, 2014, 04:50:30 PM »
Banned for not appreciating the humor that had little to do with what stuffy poets write.
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« Reply #2191 on: February 06, 2014, 05:13:57 PM »
Banned for being stuffed
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2192 on: February 06, 2014, 05:24:49 PM »
Banned for being stuffed
 ;D

I would rather be stuffed with beans than all the wisdom of the poets or rappers who are stuffed with themselves, and therefore banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2193 on: February 06, 2014, 05:35:56 PM »
Sometimes I find that if I stuff the gills of a fish with franklins and bake it in the over at 350 degrees for 40-42 minutes it comes out just fine. Other times I just ban Sinful Hypocrite. This time it's the latter.

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« Reply #2194 on: February 06, 2014, 05:41:02 PM »
Sinful skills, gills, canned beans, kills, banned
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« Reply #2195 on: February 06, 2014, 06:17:01 PM »
Banned for farting and stinking up the board, you bean eating hypocritical sinner.
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« Reply #2196 on: February 06, 2014, 06:29:12 PM »
Banned for farting and stinking up the board, you bean eating hypocritical sinner.

I would not want to ban a person whose farts do not smell and is perfect like God, but I will make an exception in your case.
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« Reply #2197 on: February 06, 2014, 08:07:15 PM »
Banned for being sinful like Justin Bieber. I just heard on the TV that Selena Gomez is drinking more heavily over it. Banned for making people fart, drink heavily, and excuse their driving dangerously in nice sports cars simply because they have a relation with Jeezus and a lot of money for good lawyers.  May God's justice be upon stinkers, alcoholics, and reckless drivers. Justin Bieber, Before Elvis Presley was were, I AM.
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« Reply #2198 on: February 06, 2014, 08:22:26 PM »
Banned for being sinful like Justin Bieber. I just heard on the TV that Selena Gomez is drinking more heavily over it. Banned for making people fart, drink heavily, and excuse their driving dangerously in nice sports cars simply because they have a relation with Jeezus and a lot of money for good lawyers.  May God's justice be upon stinkers, alcoholics, and reckless drivers. Justin Bieber, Before Elvis Presley was were, I AM.

Banned for underestimating my sinfulness.
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« Reply #2199 on: February 06, 2014, 08:39:57 PM »
Banned for underestimating my sinfulness. The danger is not in stinky people like you, but in the perfume of harlots, sayeth the Lord.  :)
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« Reply #2200 on: February 06, 2014, 08:59:28 PM »
God bless you and ban you from my sinful perfume.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2201 on: February 06, 2014, 09:04:17 PM »
Banned for banning someone from perfum. It makes no scents.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2202 on: February 06, 2014, 09:23:21 PM »
Banned for making me think of the phrase "the scent of holiness" to describe monastics, which somehow seems more like an insult than a compliment to me.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2203 on: February 06, 2014, 09:57:08 PM »
Banned for thinking that monastics can't smell good!

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« Reply #2204 on: February 06, 2014, 10:17:09 PM »
Banned for being incensed over monastic B.O.
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