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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2115 on: January 30, 2014, 08:48:32 PM »
Banned for enjoying it just a little much.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2116 on: January 31, 2014, 10:53:45 AM »
Banned for being up the creek without a paddle.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2117 on: January 31, 2014, 10:54:49 AM »
Banned for drinking from that creek.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2118 on: January 31, 2014, 10:55:40 AM »
Banned for making me feel dirty and like I need to go warsh myself after that crick reference right there.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2119 on: January 31, 2014, 10:57:34 AM »
Banned for bathing in the same creek.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2120 on: January 31, 2014, 11:12:22 AM »
Banned for the use of paddles :o

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2121 on: January 31, 2014, 11:51:00 AM »
Banned for being captain of a paddle boat.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2122 on: January 31, 2014, 12:24:20 PM »
Banned for not being the boatswain of a steam ship.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2123 on: January 31, 2014, 12:47:05 PM »
Banned for not being the boatswain of a steam ship.

Banned because he is in the South instead of North.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2124 on: January 31, 2014, 12:47:44 PM »
Banned for attempting to ban one of God's chosen people.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2125 on: January 31, 2014, 12:50:14 PM »
Banned for attempting to ban one of God's chosen people.

Banned for banning one of the people who converted to Christianity.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2126 on: January 31, 2014, 01:29:54 PM »
Banned for rays of light, rather than beams of light.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2127 on: January 31, 2014, 02:06:26 PM »
Banned for rays of light, rather than beams of light.

Banned for banning someone without giving a Scholastic explanation of the difference between rays or light and beams of light.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2128 on: January 31, 2014, 02:16:24 PM »
Banned for needing an explanation.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2129 on: January 31, 2014, 02:26:31 PM »
Banned for needing an explanation.

Banned for thinking that clever sophistry cannot explain what cannot be explained.

 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2130 on: January 31, 2014, 03:09:23 PM »
Banned for needing an explanation.

Banned for thinking that clever sophistry cannot explain what cannot be explained.

 

Banned for the clever use of the word "sophistry".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2131 on: January 31, 2014, 05:17:28 PM »
Banned for not being cleverer.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2132 on: February 02, 2014, 08:45:20 AM »

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2133 on: February 02, 2014, 09:05:45 AM »
Banned because there really is no little silver guy holding up the planet. Everyone knows it's turtles.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2134 on: February 02, 2014, 09:37:45 AM »
Banned because there really is no little silver guy holding up the planet. Everyone knows it's turtles.

Banned for not knowing the power of women hold up the world. Its a little silver woman. Can't you tell by those nice legs?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2135 on: February 02, 2014, 11:17:42 AM »
Banned for not recognizing a silver turtle that's come out of its shell.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2136 on: February 02, 2014, 11:26:19 AM »
Banned for not realizing that it is both a turtle and a man.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2137 on: February 02, 2014, 03:12:21 PM »


Banned for having too many stars.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2138 on: February 02, 2014, 03:25:52 PM »
Banned for not having a star on the Walk of Fame.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2139 on: February 02, 2014, 03:53:12 PM »
Banned for having an American flag as you avatar that has too few stars and stars that are not even.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2140 on: February 02, 2014, 04:10:04 PM »
Banned for having an American flag as you avatar that has too few stars and stars that are not even.

Banned for the weird guy in the avatar photo  ;D

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2141 on: February 02, 2014, 04:24:35 PM »
Banned for having an American flag as you avatar that has too few stars and stars that are not even.

Banned for the weird guy in the avatar photo  ;D

Banned for being a Muggle who does not know the power of Snape and the wizard world. So, you disgusting and ignorant Muggle you are not simply banned. I say to you:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2142 on: February 02, 2014, 05:47:27 PM »
Banned for not simply getting it over with.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2143 on: February 02, 2014, 08:36:36 PM »
Cognizant.
Court martial.
Evaporated milk.
Turkey-stuffed bananas.
Banned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2144 on: February 02, 2014, 09:08:17 PM »
Banned for omitting peanut butter banana sandwiches, Elvis favorite, heresy!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2145 on: February 02, 2014, 10:12:05 PM »
Banned for making me hungry.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2146 on: February 02, 2014, 11:44:01 PM »
Banned for making me realize that seeing the Elvis picture I am not hungry put have to listen to:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2147 on: February 03, 2014, 01:04:35 AM »
Banned for all sandwiches

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2148 on: February 03, 2014, 08:05:02 AM »
Banned for not being the Earl of Sandwich.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2149 on: February 03, 2014, 08:06:23 AM »
Banned for not being the Arl of Denerim.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2150 on: February 03, 2014, 11:17:55 AM »
Banned for being the Lee of Denim.
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« Reply #2151 on: February 03, 2014, 11:38:16 AM »
Banned for being the Lee of Denim.

Banned because this reminds me that new jeans are itchy.  :-\
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2152 on: February 03, 2014, 12:48:42 PM »
Banned for Canadian tuxedoes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2153 on: February 03, 2014, 12:51:08 PM »
Banned for joining the forum almost exactly two years after I did.
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« Reply #2154 on: February 03, 2014, 12:53:50 PM »
Banned for almost, since it doesn't count.
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« Reply #2155 on: February 03, 2014, 12:55:14 PM »
"These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world." -Jesus Christ

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2156 on: February 03, 2014, 04:17:13 PM »
Banned and countered counting ? :-\

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2157 on: February 03, 2014, 04:57:46 PM »
Banned for indecisiveness.
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Re: Ban the person above
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« Reply #2159 on: February 03, 2014, 05:06:24 PM »
Banned for not using hand grenades.
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