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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2025 on: January 23, 2014, 09:17:56 PM »
Banned for not requesting a last meal.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2026 on: January 23, 2014, 10:14:04 PM »
Banned for having fewer posts than I do even though you have been here longer.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2027 on: January 23, 2014, 10:44:01 PM »
Banned for making me realize that I have almost been here for three years.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2028 on: January 24, 2014, 08:02:00 AM »
Banned for not resurrecting on the third.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2029 on: January 24, 2014, 09:17:51 AM »
Banned for not resurrecting on the third.

Banned for being online.
I will continue to label myself Christian, and Anglican, in respect for my baptism. Even though I still struggle with doubts. I don't believe it is fair to dismiss it that easily because of some doubt.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2030 on: January 24, 2014, 09:20:37 AM »
Banned for being guilty of the same infraction.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2031 on: January 24, 2014, 10:12:44 AM »
Banned for untreated infarction.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2032 on: January 24, 2014, 10:18:06 AM »
Banned for mistreated distractions.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2033 on: January 24, 2014, 10:46:17 AM »
Banned for prismatic refraction.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2034 on: January 24, 2014, 10:54:15 AM »
Banned for living under a rock.
The user should probably be sleeping by now.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2035 on: January 24, 2014, 11:00:19 AM »
Banned for rocking livers.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2036 on: January 24, 2014, 11:03:49 AM »
Banned for frying livers.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2037 on: January 24, 2014, 11:04:51 AM »
Banned for pickled livers, pickled eggs, and pickled pigs' feet.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2038 on: January 24, 2014, 11:06:18 AM »
You left out pickled brain.  BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2039 on: January 24, 2014, 11:07:56 AM »
Banned for pickling a brain in formaldehyde.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2040 on: January 24, 2014, 11:09:53 AM »
Banned for not being Morticia.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2041 on: January 24, 2014, 11:12:11 AM »
Banned for not having a rakish pencil moustache.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2042 on: January 24, 2014, 11:13:08 AM »
Banned for going into the forest, raking up the ground, and passing it off as "Chinese herbs".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2043 on: January 24, 2014, 11:14:59 AM »
Banned for paying me for my "Chinese Medicine".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2044 on: January 24, 2014, 11:22:59 AM »
Banned for taking Monopoly money for counterfeit Chinese Medicine.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2045 on: January 24, 2014, 11:27:03 AM »
Banned for giving me a Chinese knockoff Monopoly game.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2046 on: January 24, 2014, 11:27:34 AM »
Banned for taking Monopoly money for counterfeit Chinese Medicine.

Banned, just because I feel like it  :police:
I will continue to label myself Christian, and Anglican, in respect for my baptism. Even though I still struggle with doubts. I don't believe it is fair to dismiss it that easily because of some doubt.

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« Reply #2047 on: January 24, 2014, 11:29:12 AM »
Banned for copping a feel with the emoticon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2048 on: January 24, 2014, 11:30:13 AM »
Banned for not being in the Keystone state.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2049 on: January 24, 2014, 11:34:23 AM »
Banned for not being in the Keystone state.

Banned for calling himself " little crazy ".
I will continue to label myself Christian, and Anglican, in respect for my baptism. Even though I still struggle with doubts. I don't believe it is fair to dismiss it that easily because of some doubt.

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« Reply #2050 on: January 24, 2014, 11:36:52 AM »
Banned for calling him a dwarf.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2051 on: January 24, 2014, 11:49:10 AM »
Banned for not naming yourself Thorin Oakenshield.
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« Reply #2052 on: January 24, 2014, 12:04:17 PM »
Banned because babies can't name themselves.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2053 on: January 24, 2014, 12:05:30 PM »
Banned because adults can change their names.
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« Reply #2054 on: January 24, 2014, 12:09:00 PM »
Banned for filing the paperwork incorrectly, Mr. "Marie Antoinette of the whole Galaxy".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2055 on: January 24, 2014, 12:13:00 PM »
Banned for making me LOL.
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« Reply #2056 on: January 24, 2014, 12:14:46 PM »
Banned for LOL, rather than laughing out loud IRL.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2057 on: January 24, 2014, 04:55:28 PM »
Banned for not thing tasting like chicken ???

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2058 on: January 24, 2014, 05:01:23 PM »
Banned for not thing tasting like rattlesnake. :o
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2059 on: January 24, 2014, 05:55:14 PM »

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2060 on: January 24, 2014, 06:48:31 PM »
Banned for making me look close only to find NOAH look alike.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2061 on: January 24, 2014, 11:34:01 PM »
Banned for making me look close only to find NOAH look alike.

Banned for not appreciating Noah's looks are responsible for those of Emma Watson:



EDIT: This is Emma Watson playing the 2014 film Noah, where Russel Crowe plays Noah, and Emma Watson plays Noah's "adopted daughter"

Then again: "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2062 on: January 25, 2014, 12:01:45 AM »
Banned for making me think that I (inexplicably) saw a picture of my sister when I first scrolled down through the thread!

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« Reply #2063 on: January 25, 2014, 12:46:37 AM »
Banned for making me think that I (inexplicably) saw a picture of my sister when I first scrolled down through the thread!

Banned for the weird profile picture  ;D
I will continue to label myself Christian, and Anglican, in respect for my baptism. Even though I still struggle with doubts. I don't believe it is fair to dismiss it that easily because of some doubt.

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« Reply #2064 on: January 25, 2014, 01:51:06 AM »
Banned for making me think that I (inexplicably) saw a picture of my sister when I first scrolled down through the thread!

Asteriktos: Unbanned for having a sister that looks like Emma Watson. Greetings, brother in law! Peace be upon you! I shall soon give you a nephew or niece. Banned if you object.....




And the actual guy above me is banned for banning my future brother in law.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2065 on: January 25, 2014, 06:17:09 PM »
Banned for personal problems.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2066 on: January 25, 2014, 07:03:15 PM »
Banned for having problems

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2067 on: January 25, 2014, 07:10:32 PM »
Too many problems
Oh why am I here?
I need to be me
'Cos you're all too clear
And I can see
There's something wrong with you
But what do you
Expect me to do?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2068 on: January 25, 2014, 08:27:28 PM »
God bless Asteriktos, the banned poet of OCnet.
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« Reply #2069 on: January 25, 2014, 09:19:42 PM »
Banned for assuming that I was the creator of the above; that is the work of another, much more profound, individual!