Banned for being perplexed
and a conditional ban will be issued now for the next person to ban someone, given that they have done so. If not, then they are banned for not following the rules.
TheMathemetician, King of France and numbers you have been found guilty of treason against the people of the forum and tyranny. The sentence of the Court of the People of the Forum, in our mercy is that you be banned for daring, in your tyranny, to issue a perpetual ban. Liberty to add wrong, equality of unequal numbers, and fraternity of the language arts! Death to mathematics, science, and tyrants! Sic semper tyrannis! Long live the Republic!