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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1935 on: January 18, 2014, 02:43:21 PM »
Banned for crossing the line.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1936 on: January 18, 2014, 02:45:07 PM »
Banned for crossing the line.

Banned for not explaining what meant by " crossing the line " .

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1937 on: January 18, 2014, 02:50:37 PM »
No explanation is ever sufficient OR necessary on this thread.  For not knowing that: BANNED!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1938 on: January 18, 2014, 03:07:55 PM »
You are sufficiently Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1940 on: January 20, 2014, 01:44:54 AM »
Banned for not using the world map

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1941 on: January 20, 2014, 10:27:34 AM »
Banned for not using the world map

Banned for not using an astronomical map.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1942 on: January 20, 2014, 03:50:39 PM »
Banned for posting a 2D map of 3D universe.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1943 on: January 20, 2014, 04:12:25 PM »
Banned for posting a 2D map of 3D universe.

Banned for letting time slip your mind.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1944 on: January 20, 2014, 04:21:05 PM »
Banned for posting a 2D map of 3D universe.

Banned for letting time slip your mind.

Banned for posting in the wrong thread. Hey, I  thought you were going to post a joke!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1945 on: January 20, 2014, 04:43:30 PM »
Banned for posting a 2D map of 3D universe.

Banned for letting time slip your mind.

Banned for posting in the wrong thread. Hey, I  thought you were going to post a joke!

Banned for assuming I would post a joke because you asked me to.

Banned for not seeing the 2 jokes I posted.

Banned for not specifying the thread.

Banned for needling me.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1946 on: January 20, 2014, 05:13:19 PM »
TPAM is really banned .

TPBM can bl... I mean ban me. :angel:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1947 on: January 20, 2014, 05:14:44 PM »
Banned for posting a 2D map of 3D universe.

Banned for letting time slip your mind.

Banned for posting in the wrong thread. Hey, I  thought you were going to post a joke!

Banned for assuming I would post a joke because you asked me to.

Banned for not seeing the 2 jokes I posted.

Banned for not specifying the thread.

Banned for needling me.

BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, AND BANNED AGAIN! ;D

Banned for overusing that banhammer!  :laugh:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1948 on: January 20, 2014, 05:15:28 PM »
TPAM is really banned .

Banned for using so many initials.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1949 on: January 20, 2014, 05:21:56 PM »

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1950 on: January 20, 2014, 05:25:19 PM »


Not me, I am from the Andromeda galaxy, just passing through to ban you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1951 on: January 20, 2014, 05:28:23 PM »
Better to pass through than to pass gas.  Banned for not sticking around.  Or a square.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1952 on: January 20, 2014, 05:35:51 PM »
Better to pass through than to pass gas.  Banned for not sticking around.  Or a square.

All who pass through to ban must pass gas to ban you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1953 on: January 20, 2014, 06:04:11 PM »
Better to pass through than to pass gas.  Banned for not sticking around.  Or a square.

All who pass through to ban must pass gas to ban you.

All of ye old wind bags are hereby banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1954 on: January 20, 2014, 06:17:24 PM »
She who bans is furby banned.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1955 on: January 21, 2014, 07:57:28 AM »
Banned for posting a demon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1956 on: January 21, 2014, 10:23:36 AM »
Banned for showing a white furby  :o

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« Reply #1957 on: January 21, 2014, 10:26:10 AM »
Banned for false accusations.
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« Reply #1958 on: January 21, 2014, 10:54:04 AM »
Banned for false eyelashes.
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« Reply #1959 on: January 21, 2014, 10:55:30 AM »
Banned for taking a peek at my fraternity's Halloween party photos that one year.
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« Reply #1960 on: January 21, 2014, 05:18:50 PM »
Banned for going to a Halloween party :laugh: :laugh:

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« Reply #1962 on: January 21, 2014, 07:28:27 PM »
Banned for being colorfully festive and having post 1961 which is my birthdate, but the wrong day.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1963 on: January 22, 2014, 08:11:49 AM »
Banned for pastel pessimism.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1964 on: January 22, 2014, 02:53:05 PM »
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be that man who walks
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« Reply #1965 on: January 22, 2014, 02:59:03 PM »
Banned for me

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« Reply #1966 on: January 22, 2014, 03:09:18 PM »
Banned for self-centeredness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1967 on: January 22, 2014, 03:33:23 PM »
Banned for having numbers in your username.
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« Reply #1968 on: January 22, 2014, 03:37:03 PM »
Banned for numbering me.
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« Reply #1969 on: January 22, 2014, 03:55:02 PM »
Banned for numbering me.

Banned for counting on someone anonymous.
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« Reply #1970 on: January 22, 2014, 03:58:15 PM »
Why is it spelled Wed-nes-day but pronounced Wends-day? Things that perplex the 8 year old.

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« Reply #1971 on: January 22, 2014, 04:05:47 PM »
Why not?  Things that perplex the 98 year old.

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« Reply #1972 on: January 22, 2014, 04:23:26 PM »
Banned for being perplexed

and a conditional ban will be issued now for the next person to ban someone, given that they have done so. If not, then they are banned for not following the rules.
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« Reply #1973 on: January 22, 2014, 04:54:01 PM »
Banned for being perplexed

and a conditional ban will be issued now for the next person to ban someone, given that they have done so. If not, then they are banned for not following the rules.

TheMathemetician, King of France and numbers you have been found guilty of treason against the people of the forum and tyranny. The sentence of the Court of the People of the Forum, in our mercy is that you be banned for daring, in your tyranny, to issue a perpetual ban. Liberty to add wrong, equality of unequal numbers, and fraternity of the language arts! Death to mathematics, science, and tyrants! Sic semper tyrannis! Long live the Republic!

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Banned for being perplexed

and a conditional ban will be issued now for the next person to ban someone, given that they have done so. If not, then they are banned for not following the rules.

TheMathemetician, King of France and numbers you have been found guilty of treason against the people of the forum and tyranny. The sentence of the Court of the People of the Forum, in our mercy is that you be banned for daring, in your tyranny, to issue a perpetual ban. Liberty to add wrong, equality of unequal numbers, and fraternity of the language arts! Death to mathematics, science, and tyrants! Sic semper tyrannis! Long live the Republic!



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1975 on: January 22, 2014, 05:46:11 PM »
bANNED for perplexing me as to what frogs legs had to do with French tyranny, do the french taste like chicken?
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« Reply #1976 on: January 22, 2014, 05:47:43 PM »
Banned for not knowing what the French taste like, even though you have surely had French fries and French toast before.

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« Reply #1977 on: January 22, 2014, 05:54:58 PM »
Banned for clearing that up for me.
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« Reply #1978 on: January 22, 2014, 05:58:21 PM »
Banned for lower-casing "Lord," but randomly capitalizing "goat" in your sig.
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« Reply #1979 on: January 22, 2014, 06:40:35 PM »
Banned for making me fix it.
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