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J Michael
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« Reply #1890 on: January 16, 2014, 02:24:33 PM »

Banned for not using the metric system.

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« Reply #1891 on: January 16, 2014, 02:31:26 PM »

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« Reply #1892 on: January 16, 2014, 02:32:19 PM »

Banned, matress lover!
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« Reply #1893 on: January 16, 2014, 02:41:13 PM »

Banned, matress lover!

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« Reply #1894 on: January 16, 2014, 02:45:42 PM »

Banned for not being Renoir.
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« Reply #1895 on: January 16, 2014, 02:47:52 PM »

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« Reply #1896 on: January 16, 2014, 02:49:17 PM »

Banned for not turning off the red nose while I'm trying to sleep.
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« Reply #1897 on: January 16, 2014, 02:57:54 PM »

Banned for not turning off the red nose while I'm trying to sleep.

Banned for not sleeping on a mattress.
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« Reply #1898 on: January 16, 2014, 03:00:41 PM »

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« Reply #1899 on: January 16, 2014, 03:05:40 PM »

Banned for eating futon soup.

I'm gonna wash yer mouth out with soup, sonny boy!  BANNED!!!!!
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« Reply #1900 on: January 16, 2014, 03:08:09 PM »

Banned for not using lye and kerosene to get rid of the lice.
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« Reply #1901 on: January 16, 2014, 03:10:45 PM »

Banned for not using lye and kerosene to get rid of the lice.

Banned for under-cooking the fried rice.
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« Reply #1902 on: January 16, 2014, 03:17:20 PM »

Banned for not eating the fried lice in the fried rice which was diced with spice and is very nice!
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« Reply #1903 on: January 16, 2014, 03:44:30 PM »

Banned for not eating the fried lice in the fried rice which was diced with spice and is very nice!

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« Reply #1904 on: January 16, 2014, 03:49:32 PM »

Banned for not topping off the antifreeze.
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« Reply #1905 on: January 16, 2014, 03:52:59 PM »

Banned for not topping off the antifreeze.

Banned for not being in tune.
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« Reply #1906 on: January 16, 2014, 03:58:44 PM »

Banned for not knowing how to tuna fish.*

* You use its scales.
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« Reply #1907 on: January 16, 2014, 03:59:38 PM »

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« Reply #1908 on: January 16, 2014, 04:00:28 PM »

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« Reply #1909 on: January 16, 2014, 04:02:24 PM »

Banned for having a chip on your shoulder.
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« Reply #1910 on: January 16, 2014, 04:04:04 PM »

Banned for misidentifying Dale on my shoulder.
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« Reply #1911 on: January 16, 2014, 04:06:52 PM »

Banned for not eating chocolate dale cookies.
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« Reply #1912 on: January 16, 2014, 04:09:07 PM »

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« Reply #1913 on: January 16, 2014, 07:24:44 PM »

Banned for forgetting the cookie monster.
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« Reply #1914 on: January 16, 2014, 09:43:19 PM »

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« Reply #1915 on: January 17, 2014, 02:52:03 AM »

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« Reply #1916 on: January 17, 2014, 07:47:35 AM »

Banned for not putting yourself in a Crockpot.
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« Reply #1917 on: January 17, 2014, 10:26:19 AM »

Banned for crack, pot, and suggesting * cook himself.
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« Reply #1918 on: January 17, 2014, 10:44:59 AM »

Banned for cooking cocaine and baking powder with your proprietary blend of herbs and spices to make Colonel Sanders Crack.
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« Reply #1919 on: January 17, 2014, 12:46:09 PM »

Banned for not cracking a smile when you say that.
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« Reply #1920 on: January 17, 2014, 02:10:53 PM »

Banned for suggesting that someone smile at something that should not be smiled at!

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« Reply #1921 on: January 17, 2014, 02:48:36 PM »

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« Reply #1922 on: January 17, 2014, 04:23:25 PM »

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« Reply #1923 on: January 17, 2014, 04:26:54 PM »

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Great googly moogly!


« Reply #1924 on: January 17, 2014, 05:09:02 PM »

Banned for using a non-attributed quote.
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Banned for cooking the abandoned.

Banned for not eating your vegetables.
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« Reply #1925 on: January 17, 2014, 05:17:54 PM »

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Banned for cooking the abandoned.

Banned for not eating your vegetables.

Banned for vegging out.
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« Reply #1926 on: January 17, 2014, 06:09:44 PM »

How can you have any meat if you don't eat your pudding? Banned for being thick as a brick.
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« Reply #1927 on: January 17, 2014, 06:12:28 PM »

Banned because we don't need your bannings, and we don't need your thought control!
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« Reply #1928 on: January 17, 2014, 07:45:09 PM »

Banned because I knew you were going to say that.
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« Reply #1929 on: January 17, 2014, 07:52:45 PM »

Banned for not catching the dual meaning, Thick as a brick is Jethro Tull.
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« Reply #1930 on: January 17, 2014, 08:15:04 PM »

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« Reply #1931 on: January 17, 2014, 08:21:12 PM »

Banned for having a cat avatar when dogs are clearly much better.
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« Reply #1932 on: January 17, 2014, 08:32:28 PM »

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« Reply #1933 on: January 18, 2014, 01:17:10 AM »

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« Reply #1934 on: January 18, 2014, 01:45:29 AM »

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