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« Reply #1845 on: January 15, 2014, 03:42:51 PM »

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« Reply #1846 on: January 15, 2014, 03:46:28 PM »

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« Reply #1847 on: January 15, 2014, 03:47:26 PM »

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« Reply #1848 on: January 15, 2014, 04:06:10 PM »

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« Reply #1849 on: January 15, 2014, 05:37:27 PM »

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« Reply #1850 on: January 16, 2014, 07:49:08 AM »

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« Reply #1851 on: January 16, 2014, 08:38:04 AM »

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« Reply #1852 on: January 16, 2014, 08:40:24 AM »

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« Reply #1853 on: January 16, 2014, 08:41:41 AM »

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« Reply #1854 on: January 16, 2014, 08:55:08 AM »

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« Reply #1855 on: January 16, 2014, 08:56:48 AM »

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« Reply #1856 on: January 16, 2014, 09:00:29 AM »

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« Reply #1857 on: January 16, 2014, 09:28:08 AM »

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« Reply #1858 on: January 16, 2014, 10:05:41 AM »

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« Reply #1859 on: January 16, 2014, 10:10:09 AM »

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« Reply #1860 on: January 16, 2014, 10:14:16 AM »

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« Reply #1861 on: January 16, 2014, 10:15:25 AM »

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« Reply #1862 on: January 16, 2014, 10:15:48 AM »

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« Reply #1863 on: January 16, 2014, 10:17:48 AM »

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« Reply #1864 on: January 16, 2014, 10:19:30 AM »

Banned for yo mama, and not yo yo ma.
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« Reply #1865 on: January 16, 2014, 10:27:02 AM »

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« Reply #1866 on: January 16, 2014, 10:31:28 AM »

Banned for being off your rocker and eating jello.
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« Reply #1867 on: January 16, 2014, 10:33:07 AM »

Benned for not bringing the cookie cutters to make Jello Jigglers.
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« Reply #1868 on: January 16, 2014, 10:39:33 AM »

Benned for not bringing the cookie cutters to make Jello Jigglers.

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« Reply #1869 on: January 16, 2014, 10:58:35 AM »

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« Reply #1870 on: January 16, 2014, 11:02:12 AM »

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you are soooooooooooooooo banned for being anti-O!
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« Reply #1871 on: January 16, 2014, 11:48:59 AM »

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« Reply #1872 on: January 16, 2014, 12:37:12 PM »

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« Reply #1873 on: January 16, 2014, 12:43:14 PM »

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« Reply #1874 on: January 16, 2014, 12:44:10 PM »

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« Reply #1875 on: January 16, 2014, 12:47:10 PM »

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« Reply #1876 on: January 16, 2014, 12:49:56 PM »

Banned for citing small Caribbean countries.

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« Reply #1877 on: January 16, 2014, 12:59:53 PM »

Banned for citing small Caribbean countries.
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« Reply #1878 on: January 16, 2014, 01:07:04 PM »

Banned for not going up to periscope depth to sight the Caribbean enemy.
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« Reply #1879 on: January 16, 2014, 01:25:09 PM »

Banned for not going up to periscope depth to sight the Caribbean enemy.

Banned for subversiveness.
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« Reply #1880 on: January 16, 2014, 01:29:56 PM »

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« Reply #1881 on: January 16, 2014, 01:39:05 PM »

Banned for aloofness about periscopes.  And for not going up to endoscope depth.
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« Reply #1882 on: January 16, 2014, 01:41:45 PM »

Too deep and it'd be a colonoscope.  Ewwwww, banned.
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« Reply #1883 on: January 16, 2014, 01:43:19 PM »

Too deep and it'd be a colonoscope.  Ewwwww, banned.

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« Reply #1884 on: January 16, 2014, 01:44:34 PM »

Banned for the existence of Valley girls, who are quite shallow.
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« Reply #1885 on: January 16, 2014, 01:46:21 PM »

Banned for cooking with shallots.
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« Reply #1886 on: January 16, 2014, 02:05:42 PM »

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« Reply #1887 on: January 16, 2014, 02:06:24 PM »

Banned for cooking the books.

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« Reply #1888 on: January 16, 2014, 02:07:56 PM »

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« Reply #1889 on: January 16, 2014, 02:10:30 PM »

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