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« Reply #1800 on: January 14, 2014, 01:04:09 AM »

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« Reply #1801 on: January 14, 2014, 08:09:00 AM »

Banned for not wiping that smirk off your face, polo shirt-wearing avatar.
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« Reply #1802 on: January 14, 2014, 10:46:40 AM »

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« Reply #1803 on: January 14, 2014, 11:01:37 AM »

Banned for not specifying who "they" are.
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« Reply #1804 on: January 14, 2014, 11:22:54 AM »

Banned for not specifying who "they" are.
Banned for not knowing who "they" are.
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« Reply #1805 on: January 14, 2014, 11:44:02 AM »

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« Reply #1806 on: January 14, 2014, 12:42:24 PM »

Banned because "they" are coming after you.

Banned because "they" don't know what "they" are doing, as usual.
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« Reply #1807 on: January 14, 2014, 01:24:36 PM »

Banned because you pay "them" their salaries.
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« Reply #1808 on: January 14, 2014, 01:53:53 PM »

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« Reply #1809 on: January 14, 2014, 02:07:38 PM »

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« Reply #1810 on: January 14, 2014, 02:28:59 PM »

Banned for thinking my ban was about you.

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« Reply #1811 on: January 14, 2014, 02:30:27 PM »

Banned for thinking my ban was about you.

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Banned in D.C., with a thousand other places to go!

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« Reply #1812 on: January 14, 2014, 02:30:52 PM »

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« Reply #1813 on: January 14, 2014, 02:32:14 PM »

Banned for being so vain.

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« Reply #1814 on: January 14, 2014, 02:33:14 PM »

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« Reply #1815 on: January 14, 2014, 02:33:56 PM »

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« Reply #1816 on: January 14, 2014, 02:35:18 PM »

Banned for judging me.
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Banned because he who represents himself has a fool for a client.
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« Reply #1817 on: January 14, 2014, 02:35:30 PM »

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« Reply #1818 on: January 14, 2014, 02:37:18 PM »

Banned for not saying "Tubalcain" and avoiding this whole judgment mess.
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« Reply #1819 on: January 14, 2014, 02:40:28 PM »

Hereby, all aliens are banned.

Banned for xenophobia.

Banned for not protecting our borders.
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« Reply #1820 on: January 14, 2014, 02:42:05 PM »

Hereby, all aliens are banned.

Banned for xenophobia.

Banned for not protecting our borders.

I hereby ban myself for accidentally banning someone on the first page of this thread.
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« Reply #1821 on: January 14, 2014, 02:52:43 PM »

What?  You think you can just ban yourself??!

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« Reply #1822 on: January 14, 2014, 04:00:42 PM »

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« Reply #1823 on: January 14, 2014, 04:01:45 PM »

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« Reply #1824 on: January 14, 2014, 04:29:07 PM »

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« Reply #1825 on: January 14, 2014, 09:07:15 PM »

…43"You have heard that it was said, 'YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR and hate your enemy.' 44"But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who ban you, 45so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the banned and the unbanned.

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« Reply #1826 on: January 14, 2014, 11:08:22 PM »

…43"You have heard that it was said, 'YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR and hate your enemy.' 44"But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who ban you, 45so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the banned and the unbanned.

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« Reply #1827 on: January 14, 2014, 11:18:02 PM »

…43"You have heard that it was said, 'YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR and hate your enemy.' 44"But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who ban you, 45so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the banned and the unbanned.

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« Reply #1828 on: January 15, 2014, 07:56:24 AM »

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« Reply #1829 on: January 15, 2014, 09:19:20 AM »

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« Reply #1830 on: January 15, 2014, 10:43:29 AM »

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« Reply #1831 on: January 15, 2014, 01:30:48 PM »

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« Reply #1832 on: January 15, 2014, 01:33:11 PM »

Banned for reasonable varietals.

Banned for unreasonable pricing of common varietals.
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« Reply #1833 on: January 15, 2014, 02:37:18 PM »

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« Reply #1834 on: January 15, 2014, 02:39:01 PM »

Banned for thinking I am in charge of the wine cartel.
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« Reply #1835 on: January 15, 2014, 02:39:48 PM »

Banned for not hiring me for wine cartel head honcho.
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« Reply #1836 on: January 15, 2014, 02:48:28 PM »

Banned for not hiring me for wine cartel head honcho.

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« Reply #1837 on: January 15, 2014, 02:52:04 PM »

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« Reply #1838 on: January 15, 2014, 02:53:40 PM »

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« Reply #1839 on: January 15, 2014, 03:12:50 PM »

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« Reply #1840 on: January 15, 2014, 03:15:47 PM »

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« Reply #1842 on: January 15, 2014, 03:37:07 PM »

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« Reply #1843 on: January 15, 2014, 03:41:57 PM »

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« Reply #1844 on: January 15, 2014, 03:42:31 PM »

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