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Offline chrevbel

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1800 on: January 14, 2014, 01:04:09 AM »
Banned for not laughing.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1801 on: January 14, 2014, 08:09:00 AM »
Banned for not wiping that smirk off your face, polo shirt-wearing avatar.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1802 on: January 14, 2014, 10:46:40 AM »
Banned because they made me laugh

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1803 on: January 14, 2014, 11:01:37 AM »
Banned for not specifying who "they" are.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1804 on: January 14, 2014, 11:22:54 AM »
Banned for not specifying who "they" are.
Banned for not knowing who "they" are.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1805 on: January 14, 2014, 11:44:02 AM »
Banned because "they" are coming after you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1806 on: January 14, 2014, 12:42:24 PM »
Banned because "they" are coming after you.

Banned because "they" don't know what "they" are doing, as usual.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1807 on: January 14, 2014, 01:24:36 PM »
Banned because you pay "them" their salaries.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1808 on: January 14, 2014, 01:53:53 PM »
"Banned" for "gratuitous" use of "quotation" marks.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1809 on: January 14, 2014, 02:07:38 PM »
Banned for "quoting" "me".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1810 on: January 14, 2014, 02:28:59 PM »
Banned for thinking my ban was about you.

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Don't you
Don't you
Don't you"

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1811 on: January 14, 2014, 02:30:27 PM »
Banned for thinking my ban was about you.

"You prob'ly think this ban is about you
Don't you
Don't you
Don't you"

Banned in D.C., with a thousand other places to go!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1812 on: January 14, 2014, 02:30:52 PM »
Banned for being so vain.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1813 on: January 14, 2014, 02:32:14 PM »
Banned for being so vain.

Banned for being judgmental.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1814 on: January 14, 2014, 02:33:14 PM »
Banned for judging me.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1815 on: January 14, 2014, 02:33:56 PM »
Banned for judging me.
Banned for convicting yourself.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1816 on: January 14, 2014, 02:35:18 PM »
Banned for judging me.
Banned for convicting yourself.

Banned because he who represents himself has a fool for a client.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1817 on: January 14, 2014, 02:35:30 PM »
Banned for being Judge Judy and Executioner.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1818 on: January 14, 2014, 02:37:18 PM »
Banned for not saying "Tubalcain" and avoiding this whole judgment mess.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1819 on: January 14, 2014, 02:40:28 PM »
Hereby, all aliens are banned.

Banned for xenophobia.

Banned for not protecting our borders.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1820 on: January 14, 2014, 02:42:05 PM »
Hereby, all aliens are banned.

Banned for xenophobia.

Banned for not protecting our borders.

I hereby ban myself for accidentally banning someone on the first page of this thread.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1821 on: January 14, 2014, 02:52:43 PM »
What?  You think you can just ban yourself??!

BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1822 on: January 14, 2014, 04:00:42 PM »
Banned for using three question marks in a post with only two questions.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1823 on: January 14, 2014, 04:01:45 PM »
Banned for lack of discernment.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1824 on: January 14, 2014, 04:29:07 PM »
"Christian America is finally waking up to what fraternities and biker gangs have known for years: hazing works!"

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1825 on: January 14, 2014, 09:07:15 PM »
…43"You have heard that it was said, 'YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR and hate your enemy.' 44"But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who ban you, 45so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the banned and the unbanned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1826 on: January 14, 2014, 11:08:22 PM »
…43"You have heard that it was said, 'YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR and hate your enemy.' 44"But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who ban you, 45so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the banned and the unbanned.

God Ban You all

Banned for wtf, mate?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1827 on: January 14, 2014, 11:18:02 PM »
…43"You have heard that it was said, 'YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR and hate your enemy.' 44"But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who ban you, 45so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the banned and the unbanned.

God Ban You all

Banned for wtf, mate?

Banned for failing to ban for the proper reasoning

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1828 on: January 15, 2014, 07:56:24 AM »
Banned for propriety.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1829 on: January 15, 2014, 09:19:20 AM »
Banned for sobriety.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1830 on: January 15, 2014, 10:43:29 AM »
Banned for a variety..............of reasons.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1831 on: January 15, 2014, 01:30:48 PM »
Banned for reasonable varietals.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1832 on: January 15, 2014, 01:33:11 PM »
Banned for reasonable varietals.

Banned for unreasonable pricing of common varietals.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1833 on: January 15, 2014, 02:37:18 PM »
Banned for thinking I am in charge of the wine cartel.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1834 on: January 15, 2014, 02:39:01 PM »
Banned for thinking I am in charge of the wine cartel.
Banned for NOT being in charge of the wine cartel.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1835 on: January 15, 2014, 02:39:48 PM »
Banned for not hiring me for wine cartel head honcho.
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« Reply #1836 on: January 15, 2014, 02:48:28 PM »
Banned for not hiring me for wine cartel head honcho.

Banned for not wearing a colorful poncho.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1837 on: January 15, 2014, 02:52:04 PM »
Banned for not sending me the matching sombrero set.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1838 on: January 15, 2014, 02:53:40 PM »
Banned for not sending me the matching sombrero set.

Banned for not opening your mail.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1839 on: January 15, 2014, 03:12:50 PM »
Banned for using a 24 point word

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1840 on: January 15, 2014, 03:15:47 PM »
Banned for not getting a 40.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1841 on: January 15, 2014, 03:18:12 PM »
Banned for boldness

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1842 on: January 15, 2014, 03:37:07 PM »
Banned for not meeting destiny head-on.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1843 on: January 15, 2014, 03:41:57 PM »
Banned for telling me who I should date.

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« Reply #1844 on: January 15, 2014, 03:42:31 PM »
Banned for telling me who I should date.

Banned for eating dates.
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