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Banned for not feeding the squirrels.
Quote from: Sinful Hypocrite on January 11, 2014, 07:20:42 PMBanned for not feeding the squirrels.Feeding the squirrels leads to them congregating around your house and in your trees. Congregations of squirrels leads to increased squirrel reproductive activity. Increased squirrel reproductive activity leads to them seeking to build squirrel nests. Squirrels seeking to build squirrel nests eat away at your roof. Eating away at your roof leads to needing a new roof. Needing a new roof costs thousands of dollars. Spending thousands of dollars leaves you broke. Being broke leads to hunger. Hunger leads to shooting squirrels for food.BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banned for astigmatism.
Banned for not being pragmatically myopic.
Banned for not getting the surgery to cure your pragmatism.
Banned for big words.
Banned for writing.
Banned for fidelity, but not the high variety.
Banned for preposterous and pretentious posturing preventing proper prayer, penance, and problem-solving.
Banned for urinating on his alliteration.
Banned for judging and only giving me a 6 out of 10 on my performance. Luckily, Russia, France, and Germany colluded to make me win. Lots of payoffs.
Banned for not French-kissing the Russian judge with a German liverwurst in your hands.
Banned for not letting me know what the acronym "B.A.N.N.E.D." stands for.
Banned for ass-u-ming it means something.
Banned for something, I just can't think for what.
Banned for smelling like a cabbage-eating Rhinosaurus Rex.
Banned for stopping me from acquiring peace in my heart and therefore jeopardizing salvation of thousands around me. Are you happy now?
Banned for perpetuating and facilitating a sadness unto death under the tutelage of the ever-present Abominable Snob Man.
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