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« Reply #1755 on: January 11, 2014, 04:25:23 PM »

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« Reply #1756 on: January 11, 2014, 07:20:42 PM »

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« Reply #1757 on: January 11, 2014, 07:27:46 PM »

Banned for not feeding the squirrels.

Feeding the squirrels leads to them congregating around your house and in your trees.  Congregations of squirrels leads to increased squirrel reproductive activity.  Increased squirrel reproductive activity leads to them seeking to build squirrel nests.  Squirrels seeking to build squirrel nests eat away at your roof.  Eating away at your roof leads to needing a new roof.  Needing a new roof costs thousands of dollars.  Spending thousands of dollars leaves you broke.  Being broke leads to hunger.  Hunger leads to shooting squirrels for food.

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« Reply #1758 on: January 11, 2014, 07:33:39 PM »

I'm not sure what this means.... so.... banned!

   
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« Reply #1759 on: January 11, 2014, 09:06:51 PM »

Banned for not feeding the squirrels.

Feeding the squirrels leads to them congregating around your house and in your trees.  Congregations of squirrels leads to increased squirrel reproductive activity.  Increased squirrel reproductive activity leads to them seeking to build squirrel nests.  Squirrels seeking to build squirrel nests eat away at your roof.  Eating away at your roof leads to needing a new roof.  Needing a new roof costs thousands of dollars.  Spending thousands of dollars leaves you broke.  Being broke leads to hunger.  Hunger leads to shooting squirrels for food.

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You should be worrying about the coyotes. A person such as yourself, living under a rock, should know better! You sound like a man with a "Keep off the grass" sign.






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« Reply #1760 on: January 11, 2014, 10:31:47 PM »

Banned just because!
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« Reply #1761 on: January 12, 2014, 07:00:57 PM »

Because, Because,Because, Because of the wonderful things he does

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« Reply #1762 on: January 13, 2014, 12:06:35 AM »

Ban, LOL!
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« Reply #1763 on: January 13, 2014, 04:41:36 AM »

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« Reply #1764 on: January 13, 2014, 07:52:57 AM »

Banned for astigmatism.
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« Reply #1765 on: January 13, 2014, 10:55:28 AM »

Banned for astigmatism.

Banned for not being a stigmatist.
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« Reply #1766 on: January 13, 2014, 11:23:13 AM »

Banned for not being pragmatically myopic.
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« Reply #1767 on: January 13, 2014, 11:25:19 AM »

Banned for not being pragmatically myopic.

Banned for being myopically pragmatic.
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« Reply #1768 on: January 13, 2014, 11:26:28 AM »

Banned for not getting the surgery to cure your pragmatism.
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« Reply #1769 on: January 13, 2014, 11:34:55 AM »

Banned for not getting the surgery to cure your pragmatism.

Banned for thinking you could be a surgical stigmatist.
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« Reply #1770 on: January 13, 2014, 11:43:58 AM »

Banned for not being Board-certified in ocular pragmatic stoicism.
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« Reply #1771 on: January 13, 2014, 11:45:06 AM »

Banned for big words.
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« Reply #1772 on: January 13, 2014, 11:57:10 AM »

Banned for big words.

Banned by words.
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« Reply #1773 on: January 13, 2014, 12:50:21 PM »

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« Reply #1774 on: January 13, 2014, 12:51:51 PM »

Banned for writing.

Banned for typing, but not in stereo.
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« Reply #1775 on: January 13, 2014, 12:54:14 PM »

Banned for fidelity, but not the high variety.
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« Reply #1776 on: January 13, 2014, 01:23:09 PM »

Banned for fidelity, but not the high variety.

Banned for not equalizing.
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« Reply #1777 on: January 13, 2014, 02:23:58 PM »

Banned for too much bass, not enough treble.
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« Reply #1778 on: January 13, 2014, 02:26:31 PM »

Banned for preposterous and pretentious posturing preventing proper prayer, penance, and problem-solving.
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« Reply #1779 on: January 13, 2014, 02:28:09 PM »

Banned for preposterous and pretentious posturing preventing proper prayer, penance, and problem-solving.

Banned for an over-abundance of p.
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« Reply #1780 on: January 13, 2014, 02:28:47 PM »

Banned for urinating on his alliteration.
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« Reply #1781 on: January 13, 2014, 02:51:10 PM »

Banned for urinating on his alliteration.

Banned for participating in the 2013/2014 Urinary Olympics and winning the gold medal.
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« Reply #1782 on: January 13, 2014, 03:00:24 PM »

Banned for judging and only giving me a 6 out of 10 on my performance.  Luckily, Russia, France, and Germany colluded to make me win.  Lots of payoffs.
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« Reply #1783 on: January 13, 2014, 03:09:04 PM »

Banned for judging and only giving me a 6 out of 10 on my performance.  Luckily, Russia, France, and Germany colluded to make me win.  Lots of payoffs.

Banned for corruption.  (Hint: If you'd paid me more than the paltry sum you did, I'd have given you more points, and no other "collusion" would have been necessary. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.)
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« Reply #1784 on: January 13, 2014, 03:10:07 PM »

Banned for not French-kissing the Russian judge with a German liverwurst in your hands.
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« Reply #1785 on: January 13, 2014, 03:18:06 PM »

Banned for not French-kissing the Russian judge with a German liverwurst in your hands.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

For even having that thought:

B.A.N.N.E.D.
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« Reply #1786 on: January 13, 2014, 03:59:06 PM »

Banned for not letting me know what the acronym "B.A.N.N.E.D." stands for.
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« Reply #1787 on: January 13, 2014, 04:00:48 PM »

Banned for not letting me know what the acronym "B.A.N.N.E.D." stands for.

Banned for assuming it means something.
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« Reply #1788 on: January 13, 2014, 04:05:41 PM »

Banned for something, I just can't think for what.
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« Reply #1789 on: January 13, 2014, 04:06:32 PM »

Banned for ass-u-ming it means something.

Banned for something, I just can't think for what.

Banned for not knowing that the thing he should be banned for is not specifying who Ming is.
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« Reply #1790 on: January 13, 2014, 04:07:47 PM »

Banned for not knowing that the Ming Dynasty protected NW mongolian earwax from prying European eyes.
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« Reply #1791 on: January 13, 2014, 04:38:58 PM »

Banned for making absurd statements.
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« Reply #1792 on: January 13, 2014, 04:43:26 PM »

Banned for smelling like a cabbage-eating Rhinosaurus Rex.
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« Reply #1793 on: January 13, 2014, 04:52:21 PM »

Banned for smelling like a cabbage-eating Rhinosaurus Rex.

Banned for defaming Alpo's olfactory capabilities.
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« Reply #1794 on: January 13, 2014, 04:54:44 PM »

Banned for stopping me from acquiring peace in my heart and therefore jeopardizing salvation of thousands around me. Are you happy now?
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« Reply #1795 on: January 13, 2014, 05:17:54 PM »

Banned for stopping me from acquiring peace in my heart and therefore jeopardizing salvation of thousands around me. Are you happy now?

Banned for making me sad.
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« Reply #1796 on: January 13, 2014, 05:19:02 PM »

Banned for perpetuating and facilitating a sadness unto death under the tutelage of the ever-present Abominable Snob Man.
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« Reply #1797 on: January 13, 2014, 05:25:14 PM »

Banned for perpetuating and facilitating a sadness unto death under the tutelage of the ever-present Abominable Snob Man.

Banned for making me even sadder.
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« Reply #1798 on: January 13, 2014, 05:37:08 PM »

May bannings without end fall upon you and your house. You have brought disgrace to those who had heretofore been undisgraced and unguilty, but who now must bow down before the one they serve, to get what they deserve, from He Who reigns in justice and exactitudinal discipline.
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« Reply #1799 on: January 13, 2014, 06:24:23 PM »

Banning all those above who did not make me laugh.
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