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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1710 on: January 06, 2014, 05:42:12 PM »
Banned for playing records backwards and sideways to find the evil content.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1711 on: January 07, 2014, 08:25:04 AM »
Banned for not listening to Hitler's speeches backwards to find kind, although flowery, language.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1712 on: January 07, 2014, 05:02:05 PM »
Banned for not listening to Hitler's speeches backwards to find kind, although flowery, language.

Banned for speechifying in an entirely too forward manner in prickly, somewhat shrubbish language of non-Germanic origin.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1713 on: January 07, 2014, 05:11:59 PM »
Guys! They're not intercoursing. It's just an unfortunate angle.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1714 on: January 07, 2014, 05:14:35 PM »
All your banned are belong to us.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1715 on: January 07, 2014, 05:24:12 PM »
All your banned are belong to us.

Banned for entirely too much possessiveness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1716 on: January 07, 2014, 05:39:10 PM »
Possession is 9/10ths of the law. Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1717 on: January 07, 2014, 07:25:29 PM »
Possession is 9/10ths of the law. Banned!

Banned for not explaining what the other tenth is.

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« Reply #1718 on: January 07, 2014, 07:48:15 PM »
Possession is 9/10ths of the law. Banned!
Banned for not explaining what the other tenth is.

Banned for being legalistic.
And FWIW, these are our Fathers too, you know.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1719 on: January 07, 2014, 07:50:07 PM »
Possession is 9/10ths of the law. Banned!

Banned for not explaining what the other tenth is.

That is for the poor who cannot afford to possess much. ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1720 on: January 07, 2014, 07:57:42 PM »
Possession is 9/10ths of the law. Banned!
Banned for not explaining what the other tenth is.
That is for the poor who cannot afford to possess much. ;D

Banned for not following the rules...
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1721 on: January 07, 2014, 08:10:32 PM »
Possession is 9/10ths of the law. Banned!
Banned for not explaining what the other tenth is.
That is for the poor who cannot afford to possess much. ;D

Banned for not following the rules...

Rules! Dont need no stinking rules! Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1722 on: January 08, 2014, 01:09:53 PM »
Banned for denying the value of rules.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1723 on: January 08, 2014, 01:15:22 PM »
Banned for denying the value of rules.

Banned for ruling the denial of values.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1724 on: January 08, 2014, 02:46:11 PM »
Banned for valuing a ruling Nubian princess that you met on de Nile.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1725 on: January 08, 2014, 05:23:09 PM »
Banned for valuing a ruling Nubian princess that you met on de Nile.

Banned for being in de Nile
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1726 on: January 08, 2014, 07:47:14 PM »
Banned for being up a certain creek without a much-needed paddle.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1727 on: January 08, 2014, 07:53:12 PM »
Banned for losing the confounded paddle.
(Probably Asteriktos was using it on the nubian princess)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1728 on: January 08, 2014, 07:58:56 PM »
Banned for thinking I'm some sort of paddle store.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1729 on: January 08, 2014, 08:41:55 PM »
Banned for being out of sorts.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1730 on: January 08, 2014, 09:26:25 PM »
Banned for making a remark about me using a paddle which implies something that may or may not be true.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1731 on: January 09, 2014, 02:19:28 AM »
Banned for having a paddle battle without a beetle.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1732 on: January 09, 2014, 08:15:48 AM »
Banned for not locking and loading for battle moding.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1733 on: January 09, 2014, 04:05:35 PM »
Banned for not locking and loading for battle moding.

Banned for yodeling about loading the moding.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1734 on: January 09, 2014, 04:54:14 PM »
აკრძალული!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1735 on: January 09, 2014, 04:54:57 PM »
Banned because that is awesome and gives me alphabet envy.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1736 on: January 09, 2014, 04:59:24 PM »
Banned because that is awesome and gives me alphabet envy.

حسد کے لئے پابندی لگا دی.
(And yeah, it WAS awesome.  But...WHAT was it??)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1737 on: January 09, 2014, 05:47:42 PM »
Banned because that is awesome and gives me alphabet envy.

حسد کے لئے پابندی لگا دی.
(And yeah, it WAS awesome.  But...WHAT was it??)
(Georgian for "Forbidden".)

Banned for speaking in tongues, when you should be be making alphabet soup.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1738 on: January 09, 2014, 05:51:28 PM »
Banned for speaking in tongues, when you should be be making alphabet soup.
Banned for washing your hands with soup.  I mean, that doesn't even make sense.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1739 on: January 09, 2014, 05:59:28 PM »
Banned for not making sense. Now make the soup before it snows again.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1740 on: January 09, 2014, 06:03:07 PM »
Banned for raining on my parade and for snowing in my soup.

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« Reply #1741 on: January 09, 2014, 06:44:09 PM »
Banned for not making lemonade when God snows on your parade.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1742 on: January 09, 2014, 06:55:11 PM »
Banned for not making lemonade when God snows on your parade.

Banned for failing to specify whether or not lemonade is pink.

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« Reply #1743 on: January 09, 2014, 07:07:22 PM »
Banned for not making lemonade when God snows on your parade.

Banned for failing to specify whether or not lemonade is pink.

Banned for manufacturing pink lemons.
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« Reply #1745 on: January 09, 2014, 09:05:34 PM »
Banned for smoking the stuff that makes your eyes like that.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1746 on: January 10, 2014, 08:04:04 AM »
Banned for stuffing smoke into genetically modified oranges.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1747 on: January 10, 2014, 04:17:41 PM »
Banned for unrandomized smokeless banning
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« Reply #1748 on: January 10, 2014, 07:26:11 PM »
Banned for randomly going to a smoker .
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« Reply #1750 on: January 10, 2014, 09:02:14 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1751 on: January 11, 2014, 10:05:42 AM »
Banned for palm-reading consortia.
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« Reply #1752 on: January 11, 2014, 03:01:13 PM »
Banned for palm-reading consortia.

Banned for reading palms and not oaks.
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« Reply #1753 on: January 11, 2014, 03:05:19 PM »
Banned for favoring oaks, which have been nothing but rot-wood since AD 403.

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« Reply #1754 on: January 11, 2014, 04:13:43 PM »
Banned for not boiling acorns before eating them.
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