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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1620 on: December 27, 2013, 12:30:02 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1621 on: December 27, 2013, 12:46:06 PM »
Banned for wearing your jacket inside out.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1622 on: December 27, 2013, 12:56:38 PM »
Banned for bringing the outside in.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1623 on: December 27, 2013, 12:58:20 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1624 on: December 27, 2013, 01:03:54 PM »
You're all banned for helping make this the only thread on OC.net that has remained on topic for 37 pages.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1625 on: December 27, 2013, 02:30:35 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1626 on: December 27, 2013, 02:32:36 PM »
Banned for reading every thread on OC.net

Banned because I haven't read every thread on OC.net.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1627 on: December 27, 2013, 02:43:07 PM »
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Banned for assuming I actually read the things on which I form opinions.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1628 on: December 27, 2013, 02:53:56 PM »
Banned for thinking you actually form your own opinions.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1629 on: December 27, 2013, 02:55:39 PM »
Banned for opining that you think of your own actual form.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1630 on: December 27, 2013, 03:06:37 PM »
Banned for actualizing the form of an opinionated ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1631 on: December 27, 2013, 08:01:58 PM »
Banned for actualizing the form of an opinionated ban.

Banned for not being an opinionated elephant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1632 on: December 27, 2013, 08:10:11 PM »
Banned for not being an opinionated elephant.
Banned for discounting the opinions of Allen Funt.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1633 on: December 27, 2013, 08:26:15 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1634 on: December 28, 2013, 09:03:32 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1635 on: December 28, 2013, 03:30:49 PM »
Banned for invading the privacy of Allen Funt's elephant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1636 on: December 28, 2013, 03:33:38 PM »
Banned for Allen Funt's elephantiasis.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1637 on: December 28, 2013, 07:35:35 PM »
Banned for Allen Funt's elephantiasis.

Banned for practicing medicine without a license or an elephant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1638 on: December 28, 2013, 07:44:43 PM »
Banned for not specifying the group(s) that have the valid authority for issuing such licensure(s).
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1639 on: December 28, 2013, 08:04:16 PM »
Banned for not specifying the group(s) that have the valid authority for issuing such licensure(s).

Banned for using legalese in a bannable way.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1640 on: December 28, 2013, 08:09:44 PM »
Banned for not specifying the group(s) that have the valid authority for issuing such licensure(s).

Banned for using legalese in a bannable way.
banned for the use of the word "legalese."
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1641 on: December 28, 2013, 08:47:15 PM »
Banned for not specifying the group(s) that have the valid authority for issuing such licensure(s).

Banned for using legalese in a bannable way.
banned for the use of the word "legalese."

Banned fOR nOT cAPITALIZING tHE wORD "banned".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1642 on: December 29, 2013, 02:49:06 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1643 on: December 29, 2013, 09:06:13 AM »
"Christian America is finally waking up to what fraternities and biker gangs have known for years: hazing works!"

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1644 on: December 29, 2013, 10:25:44 AM »
All caps?  Banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1645 on: December 29, 2013, 11:30:08 AM »
"Christian America is finally waking up to what fraternities and biker gangs have known for years: hazing works!"

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1646 on: December 29, 2013, 12:27:17 PM »
Banned for creative and admirable banning techniques.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1647 on: December 29, 2013, 06:58:22 PM »
Banned for being a semi-secret admirer.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1648 on: December 29, 2013, 08:02:18 PM »
Banned for being both sinful and a hypocrite.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1649 on: December 30, 2013, 02:55:31 AM »
Banned for having a sinus but no hypodermis.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1650 on: December 30, 2013, 07:52:52 AM »
Banned for buttoning all the buttons.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1651 on: December 30, 2013, 10:10:07 AM »
Banned for using the word butt twice and trying to disguise it.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1652 on: December 30, 2013, 10:14:24 AM »
Banned for butting in.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1653 on: December 30, 2013, 10:27:35 AM »
Bu-bu-bu-but; BANNED!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1654 on: December 30, 2013, 10:55:55 AM »
Banned for either stuttering or being a terrible ghost.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1655 on: December 30, 2013, 01:00:47 PM »
Banned for either stuttering or being a terrible ghost.

Banned for indecisiveness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1656 on: December 30, 2013, 01:02:49 PM »
Decidedly banned unequivocally for pointing out indecisiveness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1657 on: December 30, 2013, 01:13:50 PM »
Banned for sending me to thesaurus.com.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1658 on: December 30, 2013, 01:22:07 PM »
Banned for going to a website when there are printed editions of the so-named "thesaurus."
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1659 on: December 30, 2013, 01:32:59 PM »
Banned for going to a website when there are printed editions of the so-named "thesaurus."

Banned for being old fashioned.  Remember Fahrenheit 451! (Me...I'm just old, and without fashion.  ;D)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1660 on: December 30, 2013, 01:35:37 PM »
Banned for not being fashioned of the good old stuff.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1661 on: December 30, 2013, 01:39:16 PM »
Stuffed for not banning in the good old fashion.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1662 on: December 30, 2013, 01:43:24 PM »
Banned for not drinking an Old Fashioned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1663 on: December 30, 2013, 05:04:35 PM »
So this is still going on.  Huh.

Banned for endlessly dragging this thread out.  :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1664 on: December 30, 2013, 05:51:08 PM »
Banned for being a dragon.
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