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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1575 on: December 18, 2013, 06:37:13 PM »
I hereby ban you for your floccinaucinihilipilificationist attitude!

Finally!!  Thank you!!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1576 on: December 18, 2013, 06:52:03 PM »
BANyah!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1577 on: December 19, 2013, 07:53:44 AM »
You are banned by the powers combined of...
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1578 on: December 19, 2013, 08:55:33 AM »
You are Starland Vocal Banned.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1579 on: December 19, 2013, 08:57:48 AM »
Banned for Afternoon Delight.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1580 on: December 19, 2013, 09:09:07 AM »
The photo isn't suggestive enough, but then her name has to be Taffy. Wonderful.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1581 on: December 19, 2013, 02:27:37 PM »
Banned for Laffy Taffy porn.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1582 on: December 19, 2013, 02:30:53 PM »
Banned for Laffy Taffy porn.

Banned for encouraging him. :D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1583 on: December 19, 2013, 02:32:23 PM »
Banned for not financing this escapade.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1584 on: December 19, 2013, 02:59:37 PM »
Banned for not financing this escapade.

Banned for starring in the Great Escapade.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1585 on: December 19, 2013, 03:37:47 PM »
Banned for not making a Great Escape.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1586 on: December 19, 2013, 03:41:14 PM »
Banned for wanting to escape. Escapes never go well.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1587 on: December 19, 2013, 03:43:16 PM »
Banned for not making a Great Escape.



Finally, a totally justifiable ban!!  And for that, I ban you with a Bullitt unto San Francisco.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1588 on: December 20, 2013, 12:22:21 PM »
Banned for criminal conspiracy and inciting people to escape.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1589 on: December 20, 2013, 01:19:40 PM »
Banned for criminal conspiracy and inciting people to escape.

Banned for turning left onto Haight from Clayton and missing Ashbury.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1590 on: December 20, 2013, 01:43:19 PM »
Banned for excessive awesomeness
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1591 on: December 20, 2013, 03:43:35 PM »
Banned for awesome excessiveness.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1592 on: December 20, 2013, 05:12:24 PM »
Banned for preferring Brighton to Stourbridge

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1593 on: December 20, 2013, 06:28:12 PM »
Banned for thinking we know where those are, before we can have a preference.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1594 on: December 20, 2013, 08:01:29 PM »
Banned for thinking we know where those are, before we can have a preference.

Banned for not having an unknown preference and for not knowing that Brighton and Stourbridge are in Jolly Old Somewhere.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1595 on: December 20, 2013, 08:11:26 PM »
Banned for being Jolly about the bloody unknown.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1596 on: December 20, 2013, 08:12:52 PM »
Banned for being Jolly about the bloody unknown.

Banned for keeping that table on the floor with your head in a most un-Jolly manner.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1597 on: December 23, 2013, 07:27:03 AM »
Banned for making fun of narcoleptics.  They sleep where they will.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1598 on: December 23, 2013, 08:08:40 PM »
Banned for making fun of narcoleptics.  They sleep where they will.

Banned for protecting narcs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1599 on: December 24, 2013, 07:34:34 AM »
Banned for being a narc.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1600 on: December 24, 2013, 09:43:34 AM »
Nerfed for being a Bann other than Teagan.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1601 on: December 24, 2013, 10:31:56 AM »
Banned for dragons or whatever.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1602 on: December 24, 2013, 10:43:14 AM »
Banned since there haven't been dragons in these parts for over a thousand years *ducks for cover*
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1603 on: December 24, 2013, 10:57:11 AM »
Banned for using ducks to protect yourself from dragons.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1604 on: December 24, 2013, 11:21:31 AM »
Banned for doubting the power of a duck army!


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1605 on: December 24, 2013, 11:26:31 AM »
Banned for herding communist ducks.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1606 on: December 24, 2013, 12:44:31 PM »
Herding? Those guys are the wizards! Don't you see the customary long-wands they are wielding? They sweep them over the ducks to give them bonuses to all sorts of attributes, do mass heal spells, etc. The ducks themselves are the elite infantry that make up the bulk of the forces. And the motorized bike division are providing support (they're sort of like chariots... rush ahead, attack, fall back, repeat). You are doomed! Er... I mean banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1607 on: December 24, 2013, 01:02:45 PM »
It's actually the start of the Won Kwik Duk Triathlon.  Though yet to achieve wide fame, the waddle-swim-fly event is quite the local attraction.  Nice race.

Banned for not having herd of this.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1608 on: December 24, 2013, 01:33:46 PM »
Banned for making funny Chinese-ified jokes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1609 on: December 24, 2013, 06:04:32 PM »
Banned for thinking any duck triathlon is something to joke about.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1610 on: December 25, 2013, 09:41:57 AM »
Banned for thinking any duck triathlon is something to joke about.

Banned for not realizing that the Duck Dynasty is a real dynasty. Willie, by the grace of God, Grand Duke of West Monroe and all the Quachita Parish.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1611 on: December 25, 2013, 01:33:00 PM »
Banned because I like rubber duckies but I don't have one.  :P

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« Reply #1612 on: December 25, 2013, 06:21:16 PM »
Banned because I like rubber duckies but I don't have one.  :P

Banned for not recognizing the one true King of Ducks.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1613 on: December 25, 2013, 09:40:39 PM »
Banned for ducking and not weaving, and Daffying but not Daisying.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1614 on: December 26, 2013, 07:13:01 PM »
Banned for thinking that Daisy would go for Daffy.  Disney was a racist after all.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1615 on: December 26, 2013, 09:28:49 PM »
Banned for playing the race card.

And also, not being clairvoyant. I mean, c'mon, you're not even TRYING.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1616 on: December 27, 2013, 07:36:15 AM »
Banned for banning in an unpriestly manner.  Believe me, I'm trying.  How did I know someone was going to mention the phrase "race card", hmmmmmm? ;)
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« Reply #1617 on: December 27, 2013, 11:48:19 AM »
Banned for banning in an unpriestly manner.  Believe me, I'm trying.  How did I know someone was going to mention the phrase "race card", hmmmmmm? ;)

Banned for not being at the race track.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1618 on: December 27, 2013, 11:55:02 AM »
Banned for not listening to an 8-track.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1619 on: December 27, 2013, 11:57:37 AM »
Banned for overturning the coat rack.