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« Reply #1575 on: December 18, 2013, 06:37:13 PM »

I hereby ban you for your floccinaucinihilipilificationist attitude!

Finally!!  Thank you!!

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« Reply #1576 on: December 18, 2013, 06:52:03 PM »

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« Reply #1577 on: December 19, 2013, 07:53:44 AM »

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« Reply #1578 on: December 19, 2013, 08:55:33 AM »

You are Starland Vocal Banned.

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« Reply #1579 on: December 19, 2013, 08:57:48 AM »

Banned for Afternoon Delight.
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« Reply #1580 on: December 19, 2013, 09:09:07 AM »

The photo isn't suggestive enough, but then her name has to be Taffy. Wonderful.
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« Reply #1581 on: December 19, 2013, 02:27:37 PM »

Banned for Laffy Taffy porn.
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« Reply #1582 on: December 19, 2013, 02:30:53 PM »

Banned for Laffy Taffy porn.

Banned for encouraging him. Cheesy
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« Reply #1583 on: December 19, 2013, 02:32:23 PM »

Banned for not financing this escapade.
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« Reply #1584 on: December 19, 2013, 02:59:37 PM »

Banned for not financing this escapade.

Banned for starring in the Great Escapade.
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« Reply #1585 on: December 19, 2013, 03:37:47 PM »

Banned for not making a Great Escape.

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« Reply #1586 on: December 19, 2013, 03:41:14 PM »

Banned for wanting to escape. Escapes never go well.

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« Reply #1587 on: December 19, 2013, 03:43:16 PM »

Banned for not making a Great Escape.



Finally, a totally justifiable ban!!  And for that, I ban you with a Bullitt unto San Francisco.
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« Reply #1588 on: December 20, 2013, 12:22:21 PM »

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« Reply #1589 on: December 20, 2013, 01:19:40 PM »

Banned for criminal conspiracy and inciting people to escape.

Banned for turning left onto Haight from Clayton and missing Ashbury.
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« Reply #1590 on: December 20, 2013, 01:43:19 PM »

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« Reply #1591 on: December 20, 2013, 03:43:35 PM »

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« Reply #1592 on: December 20, 2013, 05:12:24 PM »

Banned for preferring Brighton to Stourbridge
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« Reply #1593 on: December 20, 2013, 06:28:12 PM »

Banned for thinking we know where those are, before we can have a preference.
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« Reply #1594 on: December 20, 2013, 08:01:29 PM »

Banned for thinking we know where those are, before we can have a preference.

Banned for not having an unknown preference and for not knowing that Brighton and Stourbridge are in Jolly Old Somewhere.
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« Reply #1595 on: December 20, 2013, 08:11:26 PM »

Banned for being Jolly about the bloody unknown.
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« Reply #1596 on: December 20, 2013, 08:12:52 PM »

Banned for being Jolly about the bloody unknown.

Banned for keeping that table on the floor with your head in a most un-Jolly manner.
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« Reply #1597 on: December 23, 2013, 07:27:03 AM »

Banned for making fun of narcoleptics.  They sleep where they will.
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« Reply #1598 on: December 23, 2013, 08:08:40 PM »

Banned for making fun of narcoleptics.  They sleep where they will.

Banned for protecting narcs.
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« Reply #1599 on: December 24, 2013, 07:34:34 AM »

Banned for being a narc.
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« Reply #1600 on: December 24, 2013, 09:43:34 AM »

Nerfed for being a Bann other than Teagan.
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« Reply #1601 on: December 24, 2013, 10:31:56 AM »

Banned for dragons or whatever.
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« Reply #1602 on: December 24, 2013, 10:43:14 AM »

Banned since there haven't been dragons in these parts for over a thousand years *ducks for cover*
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« Reply #1603 on: December 24, 2013, 10:57:11 AM »

Banned for using ducks to protect yourself from dragons.
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« Reply #1604 on: December 24, 2013, 11:21:31 AM »

Banned for doubting the power of a duck army!

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« Reply #1605 on: December 24, 2013, 11:26:31 AM »

Banned for herding communist ducks.
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« Reply #1606 on: December 24, 2013, 12:44:31 PM »

Herding? Those guys are the wizards! Don't you see the customary long-wands they are wielding? They sweep them over the ducks to give them bonuses to all sorts of attributes, do mass heal spells, etc. The ducks themselves are the elite infantry that make up the bulk of the forces. And the motorized bike division are providing support (they're sort of like chariots... rush ahead, attack, fall back, repeat). You are doomed! Er... I mean banned!
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« Reply #1607 on: December 24, 2013, 01:02:45 PM »

It's actually the start of the Won Kwik Duk Triathlon.  Though yet to achieve wide fame, the waddle-swim-fly event is quite the local attraction.  Nice race.

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« Reply #1608 on: December 24, 2013, 01:33:46 PM »

Banned for making funny Chinese-ified jokes.
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« Reply #1609 on: December 24, 2013, 06:04:32 PM »

Banned for thinking any duck triathlon is something to joke about.
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« Reply #1610 on: December 25, 2013, 09:41:57 AM »

Banned for thinking any duck triathlon is something to joke about.

Banned for not realizing that the Duck Dynasty is a real dynasty. Willie, by the grace of God, Grand Duke of West Monroe and all the Quachita Parish.

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« Reply #1611 on: December 25, 2013, 01:33:00 PM »

Banned because I like rubber duckies but I don't have one.  Tongue
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« Reply #1612 on: December 25, 2013, 06:21:16 PM »

Banned because I like rubber duckies but I don't have one.  Tongue

Banned for not recognizing the one true King of Ducks.

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« Reply #1613 on: December 25, 2013, 09:40:39 PM »

Banned for ducking and not weaving, and Daffying but not Daisying.
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« Reply #1614 on: December 26, 2013, 07:13:01 PM »

Banned for thinking that Daisy would go for Daffy.  Disney was a racist after all.
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« Reply #1615 on: December 26, 2013, 09:28:49 PM »

Banned for playing the race card.

And also, not being clairvoyant. I mean, c'mon, you're not even TRYING.
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« Reply #1616 on: December 27, 2013, 07:36:15 AM »

Banned for banning in an unpriestly manner.  Believe me, I'm trying.  How did I know someone was going to mention the phrase "race card", hmmmmmm? Wink
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« Reply #1617 on: December 27, 2013, 11:48:19 AM »

Banned for banning in an unpriestly manner.  Believe me, I'm trying.  How did I know someone was going to mention the phrase "race card", hmmmmmm? Wink

Banned for not being at the race track.
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« Reply #1618 on: December 27, 2013, 11:55:02 AM »

Banned for not listening to an 8-track.
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« Reply #1619 on: December 27, 2013, 11:57:37 AM »

Banned for overturning the coat rack.
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