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« Reply #1530 on: December 17, 2013, 01:34:47 PM »

Banned for not realizing that it is not an accent and for not appropriately seasoning the soup to give it the right accent.

Banned for making soup on a stew day.
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« Reply #1531 on: December 17, 2013, 01:45:36 PM »

Banned for not letting Rachel Ray make you stoup and sammies.
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« Reply #1532 on: December 17, 2013, 01:50:08 PM »

Banned for not realizing that he already has an Iron Chef in his employ.
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« Reply #1533 on: December 17, 2013, 01:52:15 PM »

Banned for not specifying which Iron Chef is cooking trout ice cream with a kimchi marmalade.
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« Reply #1534 on: December 17, 2013, 02:12:56 PM »

Banned for not specifying which Iron Chef is cooking trout ice cream with a kimchi marmalade.

Banned for making me gag.
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« Reply #1535 on: December 17, 2013, 02:15:25 PM »

Banned for not manning up to judge the Iron Chef you hired.
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« Reply #1536 on: December 17, 2013, 02:21:27 PM »

Banned for not manning up to judge the Iron Chef you hired.

You're fired.  And banned.
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« Reply #1537 on: December 17, 2013, 02:29:39 PM »

Banned for the wrong show, because this is....


WHEEL           OF                      FORTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1538 on: December 17, 2013, 02:38:24 PM »

Banned for the wrong show, because this is....


WHEEL           OF                      FORTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Banned for spin.
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« Reply #1539 on: December 17, 2013, 02:40:33 PM »

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« Reply #1540 on: December 17, 2013, 02:45:32 PM »

Banned for


Banned for an unarmed bear.
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« Reply #1541 on: December 17, 2013, 02:47:52 PM »

You really balloo that joke. Banned!
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« Reply #1542 on: December 17, 2013, 02:48:10 PM »

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« Reply #1543 on: December 17, 2013, 02:48:43 PM »

Banned for not commenting on his stylish scarf and rakish hat.
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« Reply #1544 on: December 17, 2013, 02:48:49 PM »

You really balloo that joke. Banned!

You really panned that pun.  Banned!
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« Reply #1545 on: December 17, 2013, 02:51:44 PM »

Banned for funning the banned pun.
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« Reply #1546 on: December 17, 2013, 02:53:58 PM »

Gary
Indiana Gary
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« Reply #1547 on: December 17, 2013, 02:55:14 PM »

Banned for not mentioning Indiana Jones.
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« Reply #1548 on: December 17, 2013, 02:56:41 PM »

Fine fine fine, let me show you a clip from the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of BANNED!
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« Reply #1549 on: December 17, 2013, 02:57:58 PM »

Banned for writing a movie that is better than the last one about crystal thingamabobs.
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« Reply #1550 on: December 17, 2013, 03:04:19 PM »

Banned for writing a movie that is better than the last one about crystal thingamabobs.

Banned for referring to his crystal thingamabobs.
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« Reply #1551 on: December 17, 2013, 03:40:27 PM »

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« Reply #1552 on: December 17, 2013, 04:25:38 PM »

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Banned by the Magnificent Seven.
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« Reply #1553 on: December 17, 2013, 04:36:25 PM »

Banned for playing Seven Degrees of Gary and not bothering to include seven degrees.
Banned by the Magnificent Seven.
Banned for no footnote indicating The Magnificent Seven was a remake.
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« Reply #1554 on: December 17, 2013, 04:51:24 PM »

Banned for playing Seven Degrees of Gary and not bothering to include seven degrees.
Banned by the Magnificent Seven.
Banned for no footnote indicating The Magnificent Seven was a remake.
Banned by the Seven Samurai.
 Banned by the Seven Samurai.
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« Reply #1555 on: December 17, 2013, 05:02:11 PM »

Banned for no footnote indicating The Magnificent Seven was a remake.
Banned by the Seven Samurai.
Seven Samurai
The Magnificent Seven
The Magnificent Mile
The Green Mile
The Green Hornet
The AMC Hornet
AMC's Citizen Kane
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« Reply #1556 on: December 17, 2013, 05:14:15 PM »

Banned for no footnote indicating The Magnificent Seven was a remake.
Banned by the Seven Samurai.
Seven Samurai
The Magnificent Seven
The Magnificent Mile
The Green Mile
The Green Hornet
The AMC Hornet
AMC's Citizen Kane
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Seven degrees of BAN.

Seven Bans for Seven Brothers.  BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, and.........BANNED!
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« Reply #1557 on: December 17, 2013, 05:33:22 PM »

First, get your chestnut roasting pan.

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« Reply #1558 on: December 17, 2013, 05:52:56 PM »

First, get your chestnut roasting pan.

Banned by Martha Stewart.

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« Reply #1559 on: December 17, 2013, 05:59:37 PM »

Banned for letting Martha Stewart roast your chestnuts.
But she did it on Emeril Live while using a Rachael Ray roasting pan and she quoted Justin Wilson.  I vote unban for inclusiveness.
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« Reply #1560 on: December 17, 2013, 08:19:48 PM »

Banned for letting Martha Stewart roast your chestnuts.
But she did it on Emeril Live while using a Rachael Ray roasting pan and she quoted Justin Wilson.  I vote unban for inclusiveness.

Banned for thinking that criminal Martha Stewart or that vulgar Rachel Ray have anything on roasting nuts over Julia Child.
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« Reply #1561 on: December 17, 2013, 08:24:52 PM »

Banned for even thinking sweet Julia Child could ever roast someones nuts like those other two.
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« Reply #1562 on: December 17, 2013, 08:30:21 PM »

Banned for not being more culinarily-sophisticated!

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« Reply #1563 on: December 17, 2013, 09:22:02 PM »

Banned for not being more culinarily-sophisticated!



Banned for assuming a greek boy would think that important.
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« Reply #1564 on: December 18, 2013, 07:26:07 AM »

Banned for not seeing the importance of a good suit and plenty of asparagus.
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« Reply #1565 on: December 18, 2013, 11:21:16 AM »

Banned for not seeing the importance of a good suit and plenty of asparagus.

Banned for not seeing the Importance of Being Earnest.
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« Reply #1566 on: December 18, 2013, 11:52:22 AM »

Banned for not reading more of Oscar Wilde's books.
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« Reply #1567 on: December 18, 2013, 12:39:29 PM »

Banned for not reading more of Oscar Wilde's books.

Banned for not being Oscar Wilde.  Banned for not performing in all of George Bernard Shaw's plays.  Banned!BANNED!!
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« Reply #1568 on: December 18, 2013, 12:46:38 PM »

Banned for not performing in Hamlet.  Banned, you fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy!
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« Reply #1569 on: December 18, 2013, 12:50:10 PM »

Banned for not performing in Hamlet.  Banned, you fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy!

Oh hell...just plain banned.  Cuz I said so.  Any other reason would be supremely superfluous and supercilious.
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« Reply #1570 on: December 18, 2013, 12:52:04 PM »

Banned for supercalifragilisticispialadocious behavior.
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« Reply #1571 on: December 18, 2013, 01:00:50 PM »

When hecma comes along
You must ban him
Before he posts too long
You must ban him
When his posts are all wrong
You must ban him

Now ban him
Dismiss him quickly
Kick him out
He'll be too prickly
Make him leave
He is too sickly
Try to silence him
It's not too late
To ban him
Ban him good
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« Reply #1572 on: December 18, 2013, 01:12:27 PM »

When hecma comes along
You must ban him
Before he posts too long
You must ban him
When his posts are all wrong
You must ban him

Now ban him
Dismiss him quickly
Kick him out
He'll be too prickly
Make him leave
He is too sickly
Try to silence him
It's not too late
To ban him
Ban him good

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« Reply #1573 on: December 18, 2013, 01:19:05 PM »

I hereby ban you for your floccinaucinihilipilificationist attitude!
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« Reply #1574 on: December 18, 2013, 01:24:43 PM »

I hereby ban you for your floccinaucinihilipilificationist attitude!

Finally!!  Thank you!!

Banned for using words with so many syllables that by the time you finish pronouncing them they are meaningless.
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