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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1530 on: December 17, 2013, 01:34:47 PM »
Banned for not realizing that it is not an accent and for not appropriately seasoning the soup to give it the right accent.

Banned for making soup on a stew day.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1531 on: December 17, 2013, 01:45:36 PM »
Banned for not letting Rachel Ray make you stoup and sammies.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1532 on: December 17, 2013, 01:50:08 PM »
Banned for not realizing that he already has an Iron Chef in his employ.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1533 on: December 17, 2013, 01:52:15 PM »
Banned for not specifying which Iron Chef is cooking trout ice cream with a kimchi marmalade.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1534 on: December 17, 2013, 02:12:56 PM »
Banned for not specifying which Iron Chef is cooking trout ice cream with a kimchi marmalade.

Banned for making me gag.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1535 on: December 17, 2013, 02:15:25 PM »
Banned for not manning up to judge the Iron Chef you hired.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1536 on: December 17, 2013, 02:21:27 PM »
Banned for not manning up to judge the Iron Chef you hired.

You're fired.  And banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1537 on: December 17, 2013, 02:29:39 PM »
Banned for the wrong show, because this is....


WHEEL           OF                      FORTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1538 on: December 17, 2013, 02:38:24 PM »
Banned for the wrong show, because this is....


WHEEL           OF                      FORTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Banned for spin.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1539 on: December 17, 2013, 02:40:33 PM »
Banned for
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1540 on: December 17, 2013, 02:45:32 PM »
Banned for


Banned for an unarmed bear.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1541 on: December 17, 2013, 02:47:52 PM »
You really balloo that joke. Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1542 on: December 17, 2013, 02:48:10 PM »
You are right. I apologize for having sacked Constantinople. I really need to stop doing that.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1543 on: December 17, 2013, 02:48:43 PM »
Banned for not commenting on his stylish scarf and rakish hat.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1544 on: December 17, 2013, 02:48:49 PM »
You really balloo that joke. Banned!

You really panned that pun.  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1545 on: December 17, 2013, 02:51:44 PM »
Banned for funning the banned pun.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1546 on: December 17, 2013, 02:53:58 PM »
Gary
Indiana Gary
Indiana
Gary Indiana
Indiana
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1547 on: December 17, 2013, 02:55:14 PM »
Banned for not mentioning Indiana Jones.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1548 on: December 17, 2013, 02:56:41 PM »
Fine fine fine, let me show you a clip from the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1549 on: December 17, 2013, 02:57:58 PM »
Banned for writing a movie that is better than the last one about crystal thingamabobs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1550 on: December 17, 2013, 03:04:19 PM »
Banned for writing a movie that is better than the last one about crystal thingamabobs.

Banned for referring to his crystal thingamabobs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1551 on: December 17, 2013, 03:40:27 PM »
Gary
Indiana Gary
Indiana
Gary Indiana
Indiana
Banned
Banned for playing Seven Degrees of Gary and not bothering to include seven degrees.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1552 on: December 17, 2013, 04:25:38 PM »
Gary
Indiana Gary
Indiana
Gary Indiana
Indiana
Banned
Banned for playing Seven Degrees of Gary and not bothering to include seven degrees.
Banned by the Magnificent Seven.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1553 on: December 17, 2013, 04:36:25 PM »
Banned for playing Seven Degrees of Gary and not bothering to include seven degrees.
Banned by the Magnificent Seven.
Banned for no footnote indicating The Magnificent Seven was a remake.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1554 on: December 17, 2013, 04:51:24 PM »
Banned for playing Seven Degrees of Gary and not bothering to include seven degrees.
Banned by the Magnificent Seven.
Banned for no footnote indicating The Magnificent Seven was a remake.
Banned by the Seven Samurai.
 Banned by the Seven Samurai.
  Banned by the Seven Samurai.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1555 on: December 17, 2013, 05:02:11 PM »
Banned for no footnote indicating The Magnificent Seven was a remake.
Banned by the Seven Samurai.
Seven Samurai
The Magnificent Seven
The Magnificent Mile
The Green Mile
The Green Hornet
The AMC Hornet
AMC's Citizen Kane
Citizen Kane banned by Hearst

Seven degrees of BAN.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1556 on: December 17, 2013, 05:14:15 PM »
Banned for no footnote indicating The Magnificent Seven was a remake.
Banned by the Seven Samurai.
Seven Samurai
The Magnificent Seven
The Magnificent Mile
The Green Mile
The Green Hornet
The AMC Hornet
AMC's Citizen Kane
Citizen Kane banned by Hearst

Seven degrees of BAN.

Seven Bans for Seven Brothers.  BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, and.........BANNED!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1557 on: December 17, 2013, 05:33:22 PM »
First, get your chestnut roasting pan.

Banned by Martha Stewart.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1558 on: December 17, 2013, 05:52:56 PM »
First, get your chestnut roasting pan.

Banned by Martha Stewart.

Banned for letting Martha Stewart roast your chestnuts.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1559 on: December 17, 2013, 05:59:37 PM »
Banned for letting Martha Stewart roast your chestnuts.
But she did it on Emeril Live while using a Rachael Ray roasting pan and she quoted Justin Wilson.  I vote unban for inclusiveness.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1560 on: December 17, 2013, 08:19:48 PM »
Banned for letting Martha Stewart roast your chestnuts.
But she did it on Emeril Live while using a Rachael Ray roasting pan and she quoted Justin Wilson.  I vote unban for inclusiveness.

Banned for thinking that criminal Martha Stewart or that vulgar Rachel Ray have anything on roasting nuts over Julia Child.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1561 on: December 17, 2013, 08:24:52 PM »
Banned for even thinking sweet Julia Child could ever roast someones nuts like those other two.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1562 on: December 17, 2013, 08:30:21 PM »
Banned for not being more culinarily-sophisticated!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1563 on: December 17, 2013, 09:22:02 PM »
Banned for not being more culinarily-sophisticated!



Banned for assuming a greek boy would think that important.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1564 on: December 18, 2013, 07:26:07 AM »
Banned for not seeing the importance of a good suit and plenty of asparagus.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1565 on: December 18, 2013, 11:21:16 AM »
Banned for not seeing the importance of a good suit and plenty of asparagus.

Banned for not seeing the Importance of Being Earnest.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1566 on: December 18, 2013, 11:52:22 AM »
Banned for not reading more of Oscar Wilde's books.
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« Reply #1567 on: December 18, 2013, 12:39:29 PM »
Banned for not reading more of Oscar Wilde's books.

Banned for not being Oscar Wilde.  Banned for not performing in all of George Bernard Shaw's plays.  Banned!BANNED!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1568 on: December 18, 2013, 12:46:38 PM »
Banned for not performing in Hamlet.  Banned, you fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy!
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« Reply #1569 on: December 18, 2013, 12:50:10 PM »
Banned for not performing in Hamlet.  Banned, you fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy!

Oh hell...just plain banned.  Cuz I said so.  Any other reason would be supremely superfluous and supercilious.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1570 on: December 18, 2013, 12:52:04 PM »
Banned for supercalifragilisticispialadocious behavior.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1571 on: December 18, 2013, 01:00:50 PM »
When hecma comes along
You must ban him
Before he posts too long
You must ban him
When his posts are all wrong
You must ban him

Now ban him
Dismiss him quickly
Kick him out
He'll be too prickly
Make him leave
He is too sickly
Try to silence him
It's not too late
To ban him
Ban him good
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1572 on: December 18, 2013, 01:12:27 PM »
When hecma comes along
You must ban him
Before he posts too long
You must ban him
When his posts are all wrong
You must ban him

Now ban him
Dismiss him quickly
Kick him out
He'll be too prickly
Make him leave
He is too sickly
Try to silence him
It's not too late
To ban him
Ban him good

Banned for poetic verbosity.  Damn, man, just do the ban!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1573 on: December 18, 2013, 01:19:05 PM »
I hereby ban you for your floccinaucinihilipilificationist attitude!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1574 on: December 18, 2013, 01:24:43 PM »
I hereby ban you for your floccinaucinihilipilificationist attitude!

Finally!!  Thank you!!

Banned for using words with so many syllables that by the time you finish pronouncing them they are meaningless.
"May Thy Cross, O Lord, in which I seek refuge, be for me a bridge across the great river of fire.  May I pass along it to the habitation of life." ~St. Ephraim the Syrian

"Sometimes you're the windshield.  Sometimes you're the bug." ~ Mark Knopfler (?)