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« Reply #1485 on: December 13, 2013, 11:44:07 AM »

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« Reply #1486 on: December 13, 2013, 07:14:15 PM »

Banned for waxing us like a new car.
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« Reply #1487 on: December 13, 2013, 08:23:49 PM »

Banned for waxing us like a new car.

Banned for not fully appreciating the subtleties of virgin Northwestern Mongolian ear wax.
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« Reply #1488 on: December 13, 2013, 11:03:01 PM »

Banned for wasting the perfection that is good wax on a car.
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« Reply #1489 on: December 14, 2013, 05:19:52 AM »

Banned for wasting the perfection that is good wax on a car.

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« Reply #1490 on: December 14, 2013, 06:10:39 PM »

Banned for wagging when you should be waxing.
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« Reply #1491 on: December 15, 2013, 01:51:46 PM »

Banned for wagging when you should be waxing.

Banned for neither waxing nor wagging, but waning in a wondrous one-dimensional way.
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« Reply #1492 on: December 15, 2013, 05:55:01 PM »

Banned for depriving me of two dimensions.
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« Reply #1493 on: December 15, 2013, 05:58:47 PM »

Banned for claiming that you have more than one dimension when you have not yet provided evidence for that. A 3D hologram recording like the one of Leia seen in Star Wars would be sufficient as a starting point for the investigation.

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« Reply #1494 on: December 15, 2013, 06:14:32 PM »

Banned for investigating my dimentias.
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« Reply #1495 on: December 15, 2013, 06:43:48 PM »

Then banned for only claiming three.  And for not working in the term orthogonal.  Shoulda said something like "Hey, I'm orthogonal in seven dimensions and I can prove it.  Well okay, I can't actually prove it but I'm reasonably certain that once upon a time I could've faked it well enough to walk away with a C.""

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« Reply #1496 on: December 15, 2013, 08:53:01 PM »

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« Reply #1497 on: December 16, 2013, 08:06:06 AM »

Banned for polygonous love.
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« Reply #1498 on: December 16, 2013, 02:26:15 PM »

Banned for polygonous love.

Banned for anti-polygonism.
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« Reply #1499 on: December 16, 2013, 02:32:39 PM »

Banned for hating circles.
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« Reply #1500 on: December 16, 2013, 02:39:36 PM »

Banned for hating circles.

Banned for false accusation.
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« Reply #1501 on: December 16, 2013, 03:03:38 PM »

Banned for false witness.
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« Reply #1502 on: December 16, 2013, 03:20:24 PM »

Banned for false witness.

Banned for blind eye witness.
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« Reply #1503 on: December 16, 2013, 03:22:51 PM »

Banned for Third Eye Blind Witness.
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« Reply #1504 on: December 16, 2013, 03:26:25 PM »

Banned for Third Eye Blind Witness.

Banned for too many eyes in all the wrong places.
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« Reply #1505 on: December 16, 2013, 03:27:36 PM »

Banned for searching for the right people in the wrong places with too many blind eyes.
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« Reply #1506 on: December 16, 2013, 03:41:20 PM »

Banned for searching for the right people in the wrong places with too many blind eyes.

Banned for repeatedly banning me, and others, and me, and others, and me, and others.....over and over and over and over again.
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« Reply #1507 on: December 16, 2013, 03:46:00 PM »

Banned for posting beer-eyed picture.
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« Reply #1508 on: December 16, 2013, 03:57:23 PM »

Banned for a teary-eyed avatar when one should be happy with the simple existence of beer.
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« Reply #1509 on: December 16, 2013, 04:05:10 PM »

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« Reply #1510 on: December 16, 2013, 04:35:15 PM »

Banned for posting a light beer in a thread that is now about beer.  Baltika 1?  Seriously?
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« Reply #1511 on: December 16, 2013, 04:40:03 PM »

Banned for posting a light beer in a thread that is now about beer.  Baltika 1?  Seriously?

Banned for being critical of one-eyed bald children appreciating a light beer.  Personally, light beers are not usually to my liking, and I'd probably need to be very, very close to death before drinking Baltika, Coors, Miller, or Bud, amongst others.  Besides, beer if far more to my liking than ban.
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« Reply #1512 on: December 16, 2013, 04:44:34 PM »

Banned in exchange for cash considerations and a player to be named later from a third team.
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« Reply #1513 on: December 16, 2013, 04:50:45 PM »

Banned in exchange for cash considerations and a player to be named later from a third team.

Banned for diverging from the beer theme, and for not traveling both.
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« Reply #1514 on: December 16, 2013, 06:04:16 PM »

Banned for having a theme.
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« Reply #1515 on: December 16, 2013, 06:07:40 PM »

Beer if far more to my liking than ban.
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« Reply #1516 on: December 16, 2013, 09:20:55 PM »

The mac dad'll make ya, banned, banned,
A daddy mac'll make ya, banned, banned,
Asteriktos'll make ya, banned, banned,
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« Reply #1517 on: December 17, 2013, 08:21:16 AM »

Banned for the existence of hip-hop.
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« Reply #1518 on: December 17, 2013, 12:10:39 PM »

Banned for the existence of hip-hop.

Banned for not hipping.
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« Reply #1519 on: December 17, 2013, 12:21:05 PM »

Banned for hipping and hopping and not stopping and putting your hands up in the air like you just don't care
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« Reply #1520 on: December 17, 2013, 12:21:52 PM »

Banned for the existence of hip-hop.

Banned for not hipping.
Banned for invoking St. Augustine.
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« Reply #1521 on: December 17, 2013, 12:27:43 PM »

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Banned for banning me and not our resident white hip-hopster.
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« Reply #1522 on: December 17, 2013, 12:53:13 PM »

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« Reply #1523 on: December 17, 2013, 12:53:46 PM »

Banned for the Easter Bunny.
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« Reply #1524 on: December 17, 2013, 12:55:21 PM »

Banned for being unable to make up your mind whether you want to use a jet or a van.
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« Reply #1525 on: December 17, 2013, 12:56:36 PM »

Banned for not considering the all-venerable jalopy fo St. Archie.
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« Reply #1526 on: December 17, 2013, 01:13:08 PM »

Banned fo making me laugh.
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« Reply #1527 on: December 17, 2013, 01:22:31 PM »

Banned fo' shizzle.
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« Reply #1528 on: December 17, 2013, 01:28:13 PM »

Banned fo' shizzle.

Banned fo' not putting the ac-CENT on the right syl-AB-le.
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« Reply #1529 on: December 17, 2013, 01:29:48 PM »

Banned for not realizing that it is not an accent and for not appropriately seasoning the soup to give it the right accent.
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