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« Reply #1440 on: December 11, 2013, 03:29:49 PM »

Banned for inflating my ego.

Banned for being inflatable.
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« Reply #1441 on: December 11, 2013, 04:03:22 PM »

Banned for not having the lung capacity to inflate.
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« Reply #1442 on: December 11, 2013, 04:13:38 PM »

Banned for not having the lung capacity to inflate.

Banned for picking on the elderly.
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« Reply #1443 on: December 11, 2013, 05:30:32 PM »

Banned for not having the lung capacity to inflate.

Banned for picking on the elderly.

Banned for not picking up the elderly.
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« Reply #1444 on: December 11, 2013, 05:33:08 PM »

As far as the east is from the west, so far hath I banned thee from this thread.
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« Reply #1445 on: December 11, 2013, 05:33:47 PM »

As far as the east is from the west, so far hath I banned you from this thread.

Banned for waxing poetic and not your legs.
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« Reply #1446 on: December 11, 2013, 05:34:51 PM »

Banned for quoting what I had written before I did my edit!
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« Reply #1447 on: December 11, 2013, 05:52:06 PM »

Banned for not being clairvoyant.
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« Reply #1448 on: December 11, 2013, 06:21:36 PM »

Banned for believing in clairvoyance.
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« Reply #1449 on: December 11, 2013, 07:24:45 PM »

Banned for believing in clairvoyance.

Banned because there is no person named Clair Voyant, and there should be.
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« Reply #1450 on: December 11, 2013, 08:25:26 PM »

Banned for wishing for Clair Voyant.
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« Reply #1451 on: December 12, 2013, 08:16:53 AM »

Banned for Clair and not Clarice.  Tell me, Clarice– have the lambs stopped screaming?
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« Reply #1452 on: December 12, 2013, 11:08:51 AM »

Banned for making hearing lambs scream.
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« Reply #1453 on: December 12, 2013, 11:27:27 AM »

Banned for not making lamb kebab halabi. 
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« Reply #1454 on: December 12, 2013, 11:30:17 AM »

Banned for suggesting someone cook instead of ordering out like the rest of us 'Mericans.
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« Reply #1455 on: December 12, 2013, 11:32:36 AM »

Banned for suggesting ordering out when some of us 'Mericans are too broke for that.
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« Reply #1456 on: December 12, 2013, 11:36:32 AM »

Banned for not having enough $.
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« Reply #1457 on: December 12, 2013, 11:51:23 AM »

Banned for not having enough $.
Banned for banning poor folk.
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« Reply #1458 on: December 12, 2013, 02:27:35 PM »

Banned for the revolution.
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« Reply #1459 on: December 12, 2013, 02:51:29 PM »

Banned for the revolution.

Banned for spinning.
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« Reply #1460 on: December 12, 2013, 02:52:25 PM »

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« Reply #1461 on: December 12, 2013, 02:53:21 PM »

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« Reply #1462 on: December 12, 2013, 02:54:07 PM »

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« Reply #1463 on: December 12, 2013, 02:59:34 PM »

Bunned rof lysdexic spleening.
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« Reply #1464 on: December 12, 2013, 03:01:56 PM »

Banned for unnecessary excision of spleens.
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« Reply #1465 on: December 12, 2013, 03:08:39 PM »

Summarily banned forthwith for lack of concision whilst making a ban upon this person heretofore referred to as J Michael, even though we have as of yet been unable and/or unwilling to make an attempt at confirming or verifying identity of said user at this point in time.
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« Reply #1466 on: December 12, 2013, 03:09:11 PM »

Banned for legalese-ish jargon.
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« Reply #1467 on: December 12, 2013, 04:54:10 PM »

Banned for not using proper jargon when banning.
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« Reply #1468 on: December 12, 2013, 05:03:28 PM »

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« Reply #1469 on: December 12, 2013, 05:05:51 PM »

Today's secret word is... BAN!   AHHHHHHHHH!

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« Reply #1470 on: December 12, 2013, 05:16:40 PM »

Ban won’t wear off as the day wears on.
Ban Roll-On banned.
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« Reply #1471 on: December 12, 2013, 05:35:04 PM »

Ban won’t wear off as the day wears on.
Ban Roll-On banned.
Banned for banning Ban.  (Do elephants sweat, er perspire, uh...glow?)
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« Reply #1472 on: December 12, 2013, 05:36:51 PM »

Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!
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« Reply #1473 on: December 12, 2013, 05:38:47 PM »

Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!

Banned for not answering, in an equally oafish fashion, my oafish question.
(Note that I did NOT ask her either her age or, God forbid, her weight.)
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« Reply #1474 on: December 12, 2013, 05:39:58 PM »

Ray Banned.



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« Reply #1475 on: December 12, 2013, 05:40:05 PM »

Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!

Banned for not answering, in an equally oafish fashion, my oafish question.
(Note that I did NOT ask her either her age or, God forbid, her weight.)

Banned for making me think that an oafish is a kind of fish.
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« Reply #1476 on: December 12, 2013, 05:41:49 PM »

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« Reply #1477 on: December 12, 2013, 05:42:58 PM »

Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!

Banned for not answering, in an equally oafish fashion, my oafish question.
(Note that I did NOT ask her either her age or, God forbid, her weight.)

Banned for making me think that an oafish is a kind of fish.

Wait...it isn't  Shocked Huh Shocked

Banned for thinking.
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« Reply #1478 on: December 12, 2013, 05:43:12 PM »

Self-banned for being beaten by several other banners.
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« Reply #1479 on: December 12, 2013, 05:45:45 PM »

Self-banned for being beaten by several other banners.
Unbanned for self-banning.

Banned for banning me for including a question in my ban and quoting some stupid, non-existent book.
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« Reply #1480 on: December 12, 2013, 05:51:06 PM »

Self-banned for being beaten by several other banners.
Unbanned for self-banning.

Banned for banning me for including a question in my ban and quoting some stupid, non-existent book.
It's a movie; not a book.  Banned for assuming I read books.
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« Reply #1481 on: December 12, 2013, 06:15:58 PM »

Spam spam spamspam, ban ban banban.
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« Reply #1482 on: December 13, 2013, 12:36:08 AM »

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I wish you a merry ban-mas
I wish you a merry ban-mas
And a happy new ban
Good bans I bring, to you and your kin
I wish you a merry ban-mas
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« Reply #1483 on: December 13, 2013, 04:38:57 AM »

Banned because that was cute.  Smiley
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« Reply #1484 on: December 13, 2013, 11:05:29 AM »

Banned because that was cute.  Smiley

Banned for thinking that was cute, even though it was.  Well...sorta.
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